The adults are talking?

How would you know?

Look!

A sixth-grader making a fool of herself.

Quick! Call her a cunt, you big tough example of manhood.

Show her your money. Now there's class....

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
>> ^curiousity:

The union makes a very good point that home video rarely tell the whole story. The police officer was in the wrong, but acting with understandable and excusable anger because he was provoked by the cyclist. What you all didn't see was 100 feet up, the cyclist clearly provoked the officer in typical protester, commie ways - he had the officer's wife bend over a parked cop car while yelling various insults about the officer's manhood. The officer maintained his post despite this obvious provocation, but unfortunately was unable to restrain himself as the cyclist rode closer to taunt the officer further. If the cyclist hadn't provoked and continue to provoke in order to get a response, this incident wouldn't have occurred.


They see me trollin...

>> ^curiousity:

The union makes a very good point that home video rarely tell the whole story. The police officer was in the wrong, but acting with understandable and excusable anger because he was provoked by the cyclist. What you all didn't see was 100 feet up, the cyclist clearly provoked the officer in typical protester, commie ways - he had the officer's wife bend over a parked cop car while yelling various insults about the officer's manhood. The officer maintained his post despite this obvious provocation, but unfortunately was unable to restrain himself as the cyclist rode closer to taunt the officer further. If the cyclist hadn't provoked and continue to provoke in order to get a response, this incident wouldn't have occurred.


They see me trollin...

The union makes a very good point that home video rarely tell the whole story. The police officer was in the wrong, but acting with understandable and excusable anger because he was provoked by the cyclist. What you all didn't see was 100 feet up, the cyclist clearly provoked the officer in typical protester, commie ways - he had the officer's wife bend over a parked cop car while yelling various insults about the officer's manhood. The officer maintained his post despite this obvious provocation, but unfortunately was unable to restrain himself as the cyclist rode closer to taunt the officer further. If the cyclist hadn't provoked and continue to provoke in order to get a response, this incident wouldn't have occurred.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'old spice, ad, making of, leo laporte' to 'old spice, ad, making of, leo laporte, radio, interview, writers, manhood' - edited by Eklek

some men buy cars to compensate their manhood, some men make 100ft 'glow sticks'

^ It's still just bullshit.

I don't think any of them will go for broke and kill Obama...but fuck! They have fucking assault weapons and they are, to the man, against Obama.

I should probably go there with my 30-30.

Guess who would be arrested?

I'm a gun guy. I have a shotgun, a pistol, and a hunting rifle.

And a penis. I have a penis. So I can actually go to a political rally without having to bring any of my firearms because my manhood is not threatened by people who know the difference between fascists and socialists.

I wanna make a super virus
Strong enough to cause black outs in every single metropolis
Cuz they dont want to unify us
So fuck it
total anarchy and can't nobody stop us

You see late in the evening
Fucked up on my computer and my mind starts roaming
I create like a heathen
The first cycles of this virus i can send through a modem

Infiltrate and hit your station
No microsoft or enhanced dos with mp
Society thinks theyre safe when
Bingo hard drive crashes from the rending

A lot of hackers tried viruses before
vaporize your text like so much White-out
I want it where file replication is a chore
Lights out shut down the entire White House
I don't want just a bug that can be corrected
I'm erecting immaculate design
Break the nation down section by section
Even to the greatest minds
its impossible to find

I wanna develop a super virus
Better by far then the old Y2K
This is 3030 the time of
global unification break right through their
terminals burn em all
slaves of silicon
corrupt politicians with leaders and their keywords

FBI and spies stealin bombs
dissipitate their plans
and (?) catch the fever

Everybody loot the stores get your canned goods
Even space stations are having a hard time
Peacekeepers seek to take our manhood
which results in a form of global apartheid

ghettos a trash dump for gas pumps
exploded and bunt out just before the great union
the last punks walk around like mass monks
ready to manipulate the database or break through em

human rights come in 100 hundredth place
mass production has always been number one
new earth has become a repundant (?) place
So its time to spread the fear (?)

>> ^NetRunner:
Maybe I need blue sparkles on my balls.


But everyone knows you have blue balls.

Your video, Make Your Manhood Sparkle, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

An Inuk and a Cree Indian were both out Goose hunting near their shared border. They both shoot a goose at the same time, it falls to the ground, and both walk up to it. Perplexed, they try to figure out who should get the goose.

The Inuk exclaims "We'll hold a test of manhood to decide who gets it."

He explains that they should kick each other in the balls until one of them gives up - the winner keeps the goose.

The Cree Indian agrees, and he spread his legs to give the Inuk his first shot. The Inuk, being a lifelong hunter, is very strong and stout. He runs up, kicks the Cree in the balls as hard as he can, and laughs hard as the Indian writhes around in pain. After recovering from the pain, the Indian stands up and says "My Turn."

The Inuk responds "Take it, it's just a goose" and walks away.

Congratulations.

There's much to be done in your kingdom aka channel, milady.

First you must patrol the slumbering realm under your influence, maximizing sift production to strengthen our economy.

second, you must forge an alliance in order to contend with the darkest of evil. Be wary of the malice that dwells within King farhad2000, for he is with no mercy, and with his dwindling manhood grows jealousy and spite of others success.

But no worries. With loyal allies besides you, we shall defeat the dark forces, and bring en end to obscurity.

*random salutation disguised in the form of light-hearted mockery in regards to the miniscule size of your manhood*

Henry's brilliant speech
http://www.videosift.com/video/HENRY-V-St-Crispins-Day-speech-Great-Moments-in-Cinema

or if you would rather read it

No, my fair cousin;
If we are marked to die, we are enough
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

>> ^alizarin:
These guys got them beat -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ6rFKhyn0


You meant http://www.videosift.com/video/Bullet-Ants-Glove-Hand-Manhood ...