Can I fight a Goomba made of razor-wire with nothing but a piece of elastic from my last good pair of underwear in order to receive one giant 50-star-point bonus and make a shiny purple thing show up at the head of my moniker? Or must I settle with continually posting sex tapes starring Lori Petty and Carrot Top in order to achieve a Siftgasm?

"There is a difference between organisms that are "venomous" and those that are "poisonous", two commonly confused terms applied to plant and animal life. Venomous refers to animals that inject venom into their prey when hunting or as a self-defense mechanism. Poisonous, on the other hand, describes plants or animals that are harmful when consumed or touched. One species of bird, the hooded pitohui, although not venomous, is poisonous, secreting a neurotoxin onto its skin and feathers. The slow loris, a primate, blurs the boundary between poisonous and venomous; it has poison-secreting patches on the inside of its elbows which it is believed to smear on its young to prevent them from being eaten. However, it will also lick these patches, giving it a venomous bite." - Shiro Emiya

>> ^nomino:
what kind of car does Sonya drive? I know my cars, but can't identify this interior. Anyone?

something from the last century. that car is running Netscape Navigator 4

>> ^cybrbeast:
>> ^ponceleon:
Am I nuts or does that thing have opposable thumbs?

"They have well developed opposable thumbs"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris
It's also venomous!
Other animals with opposable thumbs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumb#Other_animals_with_opposable_thumbs
As said, you might still be nuts though.



AAAAHHH THEY ARE EVOLVING!!! WE ARE DOOOOOMED!

>> ^ponceleon:
Am I nuts or does that thing have opposable thumbs?

"They have well developed opposable thumbs"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris
It's also venomous!

Other animals with opposable thumbs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumb#Other_animals_with_opposable_thumbs

As said, you might still be nuts though.

What a meek and affable soul...

I love 'meta slow loris' at the end. Hahaha!

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>> ^aceofkidneys:
I WANT ONE!


Get a girl-friend, and she can rub your belly for you while you hold up your arms like a monkey.

ITS FUN.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Slow-Loris-loves-a-nice-tummy-rub-soooo-cute

>> ^carrot:
Yes, but in attempting to house train a dog, you don't really have to worry about the aforementioned toxic bite.


But the article says that the bite isn't particularly dangerous to humans. I mean, a dog bite can cause a lot freaking worse than "painful swelling".

>> ^evan:
>> ^vairetube:
i want one??

and mark their territory regularly with urinebr>

don't dogs do that...?

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>> ^vairetube:
i want one??


They're illegal to own in the US, have a toxic bite, and mark their territory regularly with urine ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris ). Not a great choice for a pet.

But this is freaking adorable, and the first thing I googled after watching it was "Where can I buy a pet Loris."

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