Oh, FUCK that whore rabbit! If we wanted slutty bunnies, we'd call R. Crumb!

People want their bunnies pure, and full of spunk!

(sooOOOOoo much spunk...)

That's why Lola Bunny is a complete slut compared to the perfection that is JUDY FUCKIN' HOPPS!

Judy Hopps doesn't fool around with sports! NO -- her job is to KICK ASS (and start the occasional race war). She whupped a rhino's ass! She whooped a cheetah's ass! She whupped BATMAN'S ass! Just LOOK at that gorgeous rabbit, with her long ears, twitchy nose and the kinda wide hips that are just made for grabbing and . . . uhh . . .

Have I mentioned the spunk?

Oh, she is FULL of spunk! She's just DRIPPING with so much spunk! And it's not rabbit spunk -- none of that for HER! It's FOX spunk she's dripping with! What an amazingly spunky bunny! She fulla so much spunk, she just can't contain it -- and I have the pictures to prove it!

(sooOOOO many pictures...)

I wanna state for the record, right here and now, that I am in no way, shape, or form, a Furry in a manner which is legally disprovable by my attorney. My turgid passion for Judy Hopps is purely platonic in the opposite meaning of that word.

Seriously, fuck Lola -- JUDY HOPPS FOREVER!!!!

>> ^ant:

English please!


The clip was taken from the documentary "Wild Russia". I have searched for an English version of this clip for an hour, but the closest thing I could find is this. It's in English - however, the Russian commentary is much louder than the English one.

Maybe, someone saw some long ears and mistook his "giant rabbits bred for food" as "roasted donkeys"! WHO CLAZY NOW, BITCHES?

One more, she came crying to me, that she had been forgotten-I told her she was better off asking her long-eared pal for some props, but she promised never to post another vidoe, about her mid-life crush, so anything for no more BillShatner.

Swampgirl lives in N.Carolina. I don't know too much about the place, cept' that they were the last state to discover toothbrushes. she was kind enough to send me a questionnaire, that all her state's residents are required to complete, prior to being granted a driver's license...

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

elationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet ...it goes on and on like this, she sent me a copy that had more than 3 boxes checked on each question, to confuse me. She has other dogs besides the one floppy-eared one http://www.jibjab.com/view/86835 but she won't let it in the house....her husband got tired of sharing the only upper-bridge toothbrush. in the house. You can't ever be, too sweet if you are swampgirl, who would rather let her house burn down, than to bother the volunteer firemen during supper....her idea of confrontation, is blinking both eyes at once, something she has sworn never to do again, for the sake of her forehead. Love ya swampy, hope you recover, soon.