Your Honor, I maintain that you can clearly see that you cannot clearly see any evidence of said "go" or "poop" as alleged by the video witness nor any attempt at "secretly" trying to Bake a loaf, Blow Mud, Bomb the Bowl, Build a dookie castle, Lay the clay, Chop a log, Drop the kids off at the pool or Cook a butt burrito.

My client was simply trying to cool her butt lips.

I rest my case. 🧑‍⚖️

Butthole Surfers – Sweat Loaf

Daddy?

Yes, son.

What does regret mean?

Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret
something you have done than to regret something that you haven't done

And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her...SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!

“Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.” -Mark Twain.

Edit:

Butthole Surfers – Sweat Loaf

"Daddy?"

"Yes, son?"

"What does regret mean?"

"Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done."

"And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her …"

Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan
Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-fE5NbilMw

"Daddy?"

"Yes, son?"

"Wh-wh-wh-wh-what does regret mean?"

"Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done." -Butthole Surfers -Sweat Loaf

Thanks and thanks and thanks again...and what the hell, one more thanks for beet loaf. Not in the third circle of hell could such a fetid concoction be justly served.....that's nasty.

LOL vegan beet loaf. *Quality *doublepromote

Reminds me of my life on the Gunpowder river many moons ago. I used to feed about 50 mallard ducks a day. They chilled in the shade of the trees until I came home and fed them a loaf of bread.

Um, it's more like taking a little from <5% to improve the lives of all 100%, so off the bat 'Regan' is lying. Having a 'bottom' 15% living well below poverty levels creates a climate that's good for no one, including those at the top. Creating a 'safety net' for those people creates a society with less crime and more opportunity for all, and wastes less money on policing, prosecuting, and incarceration, as well as less production lost. Yes, there will be a few who 'take advantage' of the programs to loaf, but there will be more who take advantage of the programs to succeed where they had no opportunity to do so without them.
The classroom play was also ridiculous. Socialism would mean that they all got the education they needed to preform on the test, including the classroom materials and tutoring if needed, capitalism would mean those who inherit books and can afford classroom materials and teachers get to 'learn', those who can't afford them only get to 'learn' by osmosis if they're allowed to participate at all, never learn directly, so only the truly exceptionally gifted might 'learn' while the rest sit in the corner getting dumber. (in their analogy, 'learning' is analogous to 'succeeding financially')
In this ridiculous classroom fantasy, they offer an extreme version of the downfalls of pure socialism, but absolutely none of the benefits, then show how that system doesn't work.
Because of this disingenuous one sided portrayal of the system it's claiming to explain, I dub this *lies.

I could do without the olive loaf.

Loaf of pseudo-intellectual bollocks.

Yeah Russell, we have limited ranges on our senses (there are more than 5 by the way). That's why we invented tools to detect things outside of our perception.

Meanwhile, he prattles on without offering a single useful suggestion.

$1.00 in 2012 had the same buying power as $0.10 in 1947.
¢4 in 1914
A loaf of bread is still, a loaf of ¢20 bread. It's the retarded monkeys who keep paying-into the play-money game that make the criminals who created this state of affairs.

Vicious, cyclical...Earth.

Uggh...That monstrous triptych of a skyscraper....Hideous loaf 'o penthouses.....

Well duh. How do you think they got so rich?

The current system is stacked toward unethical behavior. It's so rare wealthy people get caught cheating, and when they do the penalties are often nonexistent, or worse, they're fined less than the amount swindled in the first place.

Steal a loaf of bread to feed your family, you go to prison.

Steal a half-billion from retirees, pension plans, poor people, the government and if you get caught you'll probably have to give some of it back.

@enoch,

It is definitely immoral as described earlier. However you raised some good points such as the varying levels or degrees of immortality. The example you gave of a woman struggling to feed her children & herself who will do anything to survive raises the age old question i.e. if a man steals a loaf of bread to feed his starving family, is it still stealing?. & this is a very grey issue to delve into accurately. Obviously there are multiple avenues here that any respective journalist worth their weight in salt should have considered such as to the 'why' of this, not just the 'how'. Are these disabled individuals undervalued, out-of-luck, battlers seeking restitution simply to survive in society, or is it simply greed & their 'disability' is manufactured to make a profit?. Obviously, for the payers it is simply to get an advantage that the general public are denied. However, deciphering the payees motives are far more complex & the reporters really should have focused more on the users, as they have set-up the client base for this system of dishonestly to thrive whereas the guides are merely the pawns, as one parent of the 1% 'as she described herself' commented on social networking after utilising these services commented 'This is how the 1% live' & nothing was done to confront her.