Congrats guido. Who knew being a douchebag could get you this far.

You're a funny guy. You're here to fuckin amuse me. Like a clown funny.

^ NIN enriches American culture with lyrics like these:

God money i'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.

<chorus>

God money's not looking for the cure.
God money's not concerned with the sick among the pure.
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God money's not one to choose

You might say "Head Like a Hole" describes what's wrong with our culture better in those eight lines than most people could in eight volumes.

Perhaps you just can't look past "Closer"'s "I want to fuck you like an animal" chorus. That song always struck me as a gut-twisting ode to how meaningless sex can't make you feel better about yourself, even if it makes you feel good when you're doing it.

But mostly I think if you want to accuse NIN of anything, it's for misapprehending which part of what was done should be organized against: using their music without conesent, or torturing human beings.

Personally I think the latter one steals the show.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you
http://www.videosift.com/video/Fuck-you-very-very-much-from-France

Well now I see it is time for me to do this...

1. Sometimes I say things innocently that end up sounding creepy... if I say "You're so cute " etc. so on... it doesn't mean I want to fuck you. Promise.
2. I am back in school now for the first time in a long time. I am really excited.
3. I am probably the most innocent person I know.
4. Deep down I think that everyone is good, but misunderstood.
5. I feel things very deeply. Probably too much.
6. I like pasta. Love it actually. I would marry it.
7. Almost all the guys I am attracted to look the same.
8. I don't really count my first time as my first time. Everyone else does.
9. I use algebra to solve problems in my life all day.
10.I still have problems.
11.I have a daughter who is stunningly beautiful. People stop us all the time to look at her.
12.I sometimes act like an asshole just so people don't know how nice I am.
13.Even though I haven't ever done it, I have decided that accupuncture is bullshit.
14.I am in a constant state of chaos.
15.I have a terrible memory... so much that it scares me.
16.I make my family 3 meals a day at least. It hurts my feelings when they don't eat it.
17.Sometimes I think my life is one giant mistake.
18.Birth control commercials annoy me.
19.Everyone I know who has gotten pregnant has done it while on birth control.
20.I am so addicted to SciAm.
21.I love math.
22.I know so much about mitigating water damages and have never done it.
23.I love lube.
24.I have a giant red couch.
25.I want to know all about everyone and I have got to know what all of you look like. It's killing me.

Hah, yeah I guess so. But still...

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
"Emo (pronounced "re·tard·ed") is a music fashion dumbass movement which requires followers to apply heavy eye-liner, wear overly tight jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), dye their hair black (don't forget to skip the shower) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of the world. This warped fringe vision causes the wearer to insult people who are fucking depressed IRL by making a fad of feigning their own dire depression. Emo music consists of insane amounts of moaning about how great it is to wear the above mentioned eye-liner / vision of the world warping fringe / black hair / tight jeans but how terrible it is that hawt emo girl X doesn't want to fuck you."

nah, but I can understand his reaction. I was being a dick.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yeah, how do you like that egg sucking Joey GWIZ STOP BEING AN EMO

"Emo (pronounced "re·tard·ed") is a music fashion dumbass movement which requires followers to apply heavy eye-liner, wear overly tight jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), dye their hair black (don't forget to skip the shower) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of the world. This warped fringe vision causes the wearer to insult people who are fucking depressed IRL by making a fad of feigning their own dire depression. Emo music consists of insane amounts of moaning about how great it is to wear the above mentioned eye-liner / vision of the world warping fringe / black hair / tight jeans but how terrible it is that hawt emo girl X doesn't want to fuck you."

nah, but I can understand his reaction. I was being a dick.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yeah, how do you like that egg sucking Joey GWIZ STOP BEING AN EMO

This comment always cracks me up.

This gem by Kuga was underappreciated in my opinion.

dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you

*discard

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Now I don't feel so ashamed of my big ears!


What do you think he's going to fuck you with?

Plus, I always fuckup the *dupeof's by not knowing where the motherfucking "=" goes.

OK, so now I shall kill.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If it only has one vote, it's not really necessary. Just *kill yours and vote for mine. No need to drag this through the courts.

In reply to this comment by volumptuous:
Well ho-lee-shit.

I guess we're gonna have to *dupeof that fuckin' shit.



In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Sorry bro, but this:

http://www.videosift.com/video/WTF-Piano-Performance-I-Want-To-F-ck-You

is a dupe of mine:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you

Sorry. Just thought I'd tell you now before it starts racking up votes.

Well ho-lee-shit.

I guess we're gonna have to *dupeof that fuckin' shit.



In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Sorry bro, but this:

http://www.videosift.com/video/WTF-Piano-Performance-I-Want-To-F-ck-You

is a dupe of mine:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you

Sorry. Just thought I'd tell you now before it starts racking up votes.

Thanks bro!

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
*promote

I'm just going to pimp this one, because it still makes me laugh to this day:

name one benefit.

like a lot of traditions, most never really examine it, ask why, and simply refuse.
you'll hear "oh, what's the harm?" but rarely "what's the benefit?"

why lie to kids about anything?
i grew up pissed at my parents for all the lies they told me.

so, seriously. if anyone can name a single benefit to lying about santa claus, i'm all ears.

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by arvana.