Whenever I kick a person in the jaw, their first reaction is always to protect their groin.

>> ^radx:

"You step in like this and then you let your hip explode ... and they will feel a hard stretch here, in the groin muscle"
Riiight.


If you ask people who do suffer from exploding hip syndrome, that's pretty accurate. You often do feel a stretch first. I find it's best to sit down at that point.

"You step in like this and then you let your hip explode ... and they will feel a hard stretch here, in the groin muscle"

Riiight.

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OK, I actually read that whole thing, and you make some good points- but it's a big assumption to state that humans are "losing their hair". First off, let's call hair what it is- fur. The human species has varying amounts of fur tufts all over the body. I would argue that evolution is not leading us to a species completely lacking in fur- but has decided that the tufts that we have are the advantageous amounts.

Here's why I think we have those tufts:

That was groin-grabbingly awesome.

>> ^Raaagh:

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3rd place was best
1st was ok
2nd was lame as


...but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin!

Ya, pranks get played on normal, non-criminal types all the time. I don't see why setting up a bike thief for some hilarity is any less funny. I take it when you watched candid camera or someone creeps up behind you and says BOO you wouldn't have the same type of righteous indignation. I mean sociopathic behavior? Really? I would wager that theft is more against society then some humor at their expense.

Your comments are just like the objection of the receptionist from liar liar. Where the thief falls in from a sky light, lands on a knife and sues the homeowner and wins. I don't want to live in your world.

Pseudo-vigilantism? Pseudo-vigilantism technically refers to controversial cases of self-defense, of which this has nothing to do with. Nor is this Neo-vigilantism which refers to bounty hunting and lynchings. No, this isn't any type of illegal law enforcement at all. I don't think this word means what you want it to mean. You are trying to make a stronger sounding case by using flowery words.

"and get a rope". This is text book straw man argumentation. No one is suggesting hanging as a form of punishment for bike theft, though in my neck of the woods you are liable to get shot if you mosey up onto someones property and take something.

"Compton angle is so contrived" Going somewhere with high crime rates isn't contrived. It is right next to New beach, so it was a pretty close spot if you know the area.

Personally, I wanted to see some type of spring mounted groin eradication device. That would be schweet!

K... this is real weird. I just saw a vid of a guy getting hit in the groin by a goat. For a quick sec I thought that was the actual video. Turns out it was an ad for Stride gum, where some guys steal the gum and take off in a van. I was about to close the windows when I realized it was just advertising before the actual video.

Too weird.

Sorry EndAll, but I had to downvote. This is ridiculous. I mean like really dumbfoundingly groin-grabbingly ridiculous.

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by SlipperyPete.

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Arvana was the member who really got me hooked on working my way up the rankings, when he invited me to join his WhoseLine playlist. That simple action really drew me into participating in this site as a member, rather than just browsing & occasionally voting on videos of people getting hit in the groin by a football.

Congrats Arvana - there are few more dedicated to this community than you are.

I changed my mind. Women need to shut the fuck up and just have babies wherever the man says they need to have them. We all have to follow arbitrary rules, and women need to learn that and stop thinking they're important unless you want a kick to the groin.

Women are stupid. Vaginas are not a source of power. They're stupid. They should be slapped and/or punched.

I like how the victim stood there and did that last minute check to verify the boot-to-groin alignment so that it would work perfectly.

Then he got kicked in the nads.

Funny that what Paul did by getting that loan gave the rest of America the swift bowling-ball-to-the-groin.

Selfish bastard.