Any chance you can replace this with an English-subtitled version? Je ne parle pas Francais

hahahahahaha Vive les Francais!

mais la langue francais n'est pas belle comme la russky
la langue, et les filles aussi.

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“ embarrassingly, I do not actually speak Russian. I have Russian heritage, and if I ever learn another language, it's Russian or Hebrew, mais comme des choses sont maintenant, je parle quelque francais...

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“gavariy pa russky!!!””

embarrassingly, I do not actually speak Russian. I have Russian heritage, and if I ever learn another language, it's Russian or Hebrew, mais comme des choses sont maintenant, je parle quelque francais...

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“gavariy pa russky!!!”

somebody never heard a gorgeous girl say "let's go home i want your cock inside me" in russian before

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“But why? It's ridiculously hard and horribly unromantic sounding.

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“I wish. It's top of the list if I ever take up another language. Mais je ne suis pas terrible avec francais.

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“Te russki shtoli?”””

Tags changed from "video, in, polaroids, francias" to "video, in, polaroids, francais" by gold star member calvados.

Well, there's this pretty hot Russian guy I've sort of been watching from afar...

Just kidding. (I do know a hot Russian guy, but he speaks English fine, and I doubt he'd be too impressed.)

Mostly, I have an interest in Russian art, and if I'm going to learn another language, I may as well go the whole nine yards and not learn something too similar to French. I'd be cool with Hindi, too, actually...

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“But why? It's ridiculously hard and horribly unromantic sounding.

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“I wish. It's top of the list if I ever take up another language. Mais je ne suis pas terrible avec francais.

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“Te russki shtoli?”””

But why? It's ridiculously hard and horribly unromantic sounding.

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“I wish. It's top of the list if I ever take up another language. Mais je ne suis pas terrible avec francais.

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“Te russki shtoli?””

I wish. It's top of the list if I ever take up another language. Mais je ne suis pas terrible avec francais.

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“Te russki shtoli?”

oh come on. fine, here is neonatal mortality rates only. note that the correlation with previous data is near perfect and that "Generally, half of all infant deaths occur when the baby is born at home with no medical care". Still not satisfied? ok then how bout skimming this especially grim estimate of perinatal (during childbirth) mortality rates? I again direct your attention to the graph on page two which demonstrates a SIXFOLD increased risk of stilbirth in developing nations over that of the developed world where the main cause of deaths in developing nations is again attributed to lack of professional medical care during the birth process. I'm sorry but I find the ignorant sillyness for which people so readily gamble with the lives of their own children (and themselves!) to be absolutely ghastly.

Oui, bien sur. Je parle le francais chaque jour, mais c'est bon a utiliser mon francais sur le Sift.