They know to hold float and hold their breath due to a natural response, which you can emulate by blowing in their faces, to which they have the same reaction. They also flap their arms and legs in a swim-like motion so that a layman might think they know how to swim.

Actually they are not strong enough nor understanding of the concept to hold their head above water to breathe. Your advice is misleading and it could be dangerous if taken in the wrong way. Babies cannot swim and are at significantly higher risk of drowning than older/stronger (even non-swimmer) children.

seems she is on hot water..whoopsies:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/science-hating-homeschool-mom-sued-for-defamation-in-ongoing-library-prn-flap/

How do others do it? I thought this is why they put the spout like that in the first place instead of opening it at the flap?

Cool birds. I'm doubting 200 flaps per second.

Yeah, it's impolite for complete cunts who work for an indoctro-infotainment corporation to make fun of the mentally-challenged, right? Even if they are complete and utter dickheads and a public nuisance. This story is like watching two assholes sharing their 15 minutes together with flapping goat-vagina for mouths.

For ohlalasassoon though, it is San Fran, and this guy most likely did this because he knows that 9 times of ten he'll get completely;y away with it. Bet granny's hat it was premeditated.

Clearly not Jewish plants. They still have that excess flap on top that obviously serves no purpose. It should be cut off.

It's a type of pitcher-plant....carnivorous, that prepuce-looking top is simply a flap that probably closes when some bug falls-in.
Khmer: Pong MohaTep (ពងទឹក មហាទេព)


Keep touching it and giggling ladies ....Yeah, just like that!!

That's not my experience with them, and I did have one.
Sharp...yes. Stinky breath... also yes. Unwashable oily stank, not mine. He washed up nicely. EDIT: Maybe the oily stink is why the goat keeps licking?!?
True enough, like with most smart dogs, most of them are owned by people that never work them, and that makes for a neurotic dog. When given a job they understand they can be great, loyal, patient, and loving. Great for farms and ranches, not so good for apartments and lazy people. So, "never see the full potential of in the U.S." is an exaggeration, "rarely" would be a better word to use.

As for your look, what I'm looking for is removal of the insulting, vilifying, often outrageous and vulgar additions to your point. They make it difficult if not impossible to actually consider your point because it's obscured by attack and nastiness. Because you have gone so far overboard with that in the past, many of us here have little tolerance for it from you now, and may even read it into your posts at times. That means to avoid the attacks back, you need to make an effort to not antagonize others for no reason. Try reading your posts before posting them, and consider how you would react if they were written about you or yours. Also, perhaps consider that your mother may read your posts and act accordingly, that alone would probably make you look incredibly better to all, and make discussions with you more positive....at least I would hope so.
Your response here was a good example of what I'm looking for, you disagreed, but did so relatively respectfully....thank you. If you could do that regularly, without devolving into 'flapping your sloppy c*nt lips' types of descriptions of others and their ideas, I would never complain, and many others would be grateful.
Being nasty doesn't help your argument and doesn't make your post clever or interesting, it detracts from it and eventually from yourself and only makes you look bad, at least that's my feeling about it in a nut shell....thanks for asking!

I'm not sure about pigeons, but ducks cruise close to 50mph. Fat bodies and small wings = lots of flapping

I could hear his mustache flapping... thought the same thing.

Cunt flaps cake hole? Damn you really are sick of this shit aren't you?

The First Doctor: "Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"

The Twelfth Doctor: "Yes.......................No."

Flapping my wings to create gale-force winds, my most effective defense against blowhards.
Chorizo?? That shits nasty, only people I know of who eat that shit aren't your run-of-the-mill 'Hispanic', they're hardcore Mexican.

Oh and while we're on the subject, Mexican baked goods. I know the French were only there for maybe 6 years hard, but you'd think that Mexico might have gathered a bit more intelligence on the process of making a proper croissant? Butter fat vs beef tallow - ain't rocket science!

What else ain't rocket science? Seeing shit like this video and not knowing that you are already on planet police.

I'd walk by your table and flip the flap 10 times, ringing up your bill.

That is what training is about. If you listen black box recordings of planes that are few seconds from certain crash and most likely death of the pilots, they are like the receptionist from a hotel lobby. "here's you room key and complementary..." "check the flaps, turn the fuel injection off.. " silence. It's the most precious physical quality in the cockpit as the more calm you are, the better judgements you make. Also when you are following that kind of routine, the desperation doesn't incapacitate you. The downside is that they rarely get to send their farewells to family, that's not in the checklist.

Have to send congrats to this pilot, he acts exactly like one should. It's really admirable.