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Set in the future, Logan and Professor Charles Xavier must cope with the loss of the X-Men when a corporation led by Nathaniel Essex is destroying the world leaving it to destruction, with Logan's healing abilities slowly fading away and Xavier's Alzheimer's forcing him to forget. Logan must defeat Nathaniel Essex with the help of a young girl named Laura Kinney, a female clone of Wolverine.

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Vote Joey Essex for Mayor of Toronto.

He's a shoo in.

But he only got the colloquial reference to cattle correct-Half credit-Alex Trebek would have snapped that shit away!

The real question here would be HOW can a grown man smile when is recently informed on national television that there are not 6 but 4 sides to a square knowing that when he arrives home in Essex (Har, har), even friends with lower IQ may shun him?

Ewwww-This ones gonna breed too, probably with some airhead bimbo...FROM ESSEX!
This is how royalty happens....

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That's no cat, it's the Essex lion!

>> ^themogulman:

LOL it's called a Paternoster: [url redacted]
An olden day elevator from before the interwebs. Obviously wouldn't be allowed in a nanny state like the US or UK


There are in fact two operational Paternosters in the UK. One in the university library bulding in Essex and one (the highest Pater Noster in the world) in the Arts Tower of the University of Sheffield.

I just found that on wikipedia and I also found out the Germany seems to be the country with (by far) the most operational Paternosters in the wolrd (nearly 200) and that there are in fact ten operational ones in Cologne.

Jaguar the car is a British brand - maybe whoever named it after the cat got the cat's name wrong, but it then because a new pronoun of their choice. I had assumed aluminium followed the same naming convention as many materials ("ium"), this is probably what the anonymous jackass also thought. Also, in fairness, Iraq and Iran were probably named after some ancient name - if the Brits had come up with names from scratch, they'd be called New Essex and New Weston-super-Mare. Which would be odd.

Germany's not a mispronunciation of Deutschland in the same way as Cue-ba is so it seems less offensive IMHO, but it still doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

A paramedic rushes to the aid of an injured girl. "Where are you bleeding from?" he asks.

"Essex."

HEY, I've been here! Looks like the secret's out, this is literally one of my favorite places in the world I can escape to with any regular frequency. Huntington Gorge kicks bushels of Green Mountain ass.

Been going here like clockwork every summer since I was about 5 years old. It's about a 25-30 minute drive from Burlington, 15 minutes or so from Essex. Beautiful place, a couple different spots to jump from depending on how bold/experienced you are. A little something for everyone's specific comfort zone.

The spot where all the deaths occur and will probably continue to occur is unsurprisingly the highest/trickiest place to jump from. There's not much clearance on either side of you as you try to clear two overlapping ridges and NOT land in the "dead zone".

Basically, the river current plunges under the bottom of the rock face a few feet away from where you would want to land and goes underground (the regulars refer to it as a whirlpool but I'm not exactly sure what the proper term for it is) for a good 30 feet before resurfacing; the vast majority of people sucked under don't come out the other end, getting pinned against debris (there's said to be a few good sized logs down there) or stuck in a pocket where the oscillating current keeps you in spin-cycle until you drown.

The "newbie" area, in video @ 2:19 with the guy back-flipping, is a 20-25 foot drop with a nice 12 ft circumference pool to land in, 10 feet deep with a soft sandy bottom. This is where you go to build up courage for "the jump". Here, the only thing you really need to worry about is hitting the water properly (clench those cheeks and streamline yourself!).

The slides/caves carved out by waterfalls further up/down river are also places to check out if you're not into the whole thrill-seeking thing, accessibility depending on how dry/wet a summer it's been.

What an utterly agreeable configuration of natural elements this place is, well, for me at least.

Also, it's important to check out the Youtube comments and the video uploader's description. If you did that, you'd know his non-dying performances outweigh his dying performances. Someone did all that work and now you don't need to: http://www.compleatseanbean.com/deathbycow.html

HE DIES IN:
Airborne - bye bye Toombs
Caravaggio - Rannuccio gets his throat slashed
Clarissa - Lovelace is skewered by Sean Pertwee
Don't Say a Word - Patrick Koster is buried alive
Equilibrium - Death by Poetry - Partridge is blasted away by Christian Bale while reading Yeats
Essex Boys - Jason Locke meets a nasty end in a Range Rover
Far North - Loki is frozen. Naked. In the snow. A chilling end if there ever was one.
The Field - the infamous Death by Cow - Tadgh falls over a cliff, pursued by a herd of stampeding cows
GoldenEye - Alec Trevelyan falls a long way down and is crushed by a satellite dish thing
Henry VIII - Robert Aske meets a gruesome end
The Island - Death by Clone. Merrick is shot in the throat by a nasty grabber thingy with a sharp
hook and a cable that gets wrapped around his neck, and while he's struggling with Lincoln
Six-Echo, the catwalk they're on collapses, and Merrick ends up dangling by the neck. Currently
the most creative dispatch of Sean's career. Definitely well hung.
The Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King) - Death
by Orc. Boromir. Arrows. Need I say more?
Lorna Doone - Carver Doone drowns
Outlaw - Dead Dead Dead. Was there ever any question? Dead.
Patriot Games - Sean Miller is beaten up, boathooked and finally blown up by Harrison Ford
Scarlett - Lord Fenton is dispatched
Tell Me That You Love Me - Gabriel Lewis is stabbed by Laura. Or he stabs himself. We're not
quite sure about this one, actually.
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion - Death by summoning a god's avatar. Martin Septim (the son of the Emperor, aka The Lost Heir) meets his X-Box end when he attempts to save the world.
The Hitcher - Surely you jest. You need to ask? (There were two different versions filmed. He dies
in both of them.)
War Requiem - The German Soldier dies, but returns in the afterlife


HE LIVES IN:
(Leo Tolstoy's) Anna Karenina
A Woman's Guide to Adultery
The Big Empty
The Bill
Black Beauty
Bravo Two Zero
Exploits at West Poley
Extremely Dangerous
Faceless
The Fifteen Streets
Flightplan
Fool's Gold
How to Get Ahead in Advertising
In the Border Country
Inspector Morse: Absolute Conviction
Jacob
Lady Chatterley
The Loser
My Kingdom for a Horse
National Treasure (But only because of a rewrite. In an early version
of the the script Ian Howe got eaten by alligators in the subways of
New York. Really. Honest. I wouldn't lie to you. I wouldn't.)
North Country
Percy Jackson (Zeus is more or less an immortal so death seems a bit
redundant, really...)
The Practice
Pride
Prince
Punters
Ronin
Samson & Delilah
Sharpe (14 films)
Sharpe's Challenge
Shopping
Silent Hill
Small Zones
Stormy Monday
Tom & Thomas
Troubles
The Canterbury Tales - The Nun's Priest's Tale
The Dark
The True Bride
The Vicar of Dibley
Troy
Wedded
When Saturday Comes
Windprints
Winter Flight

Major Theatrical Performances:
Macbeth ... Yes. He dies. And gets his head impaled on a spike.
Romeo & Juliet... What do you think?
Fair Maid of the West ... Spencer doesn't die!

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Sorry guys but it looks like I can't make it anymore . Covering a saturday shift at work is proving a difficult task...

You've got some journey from the airport haven't you gwiz? I know it says London Stansted but its very much in essex

Shit man, I knew I should have been watching the qualifying instead of listening to a man from the Essex Historic Buildings Group talk about dendrochronology.

I'm from Jersey but I never go down the shore. Now you know why

I love lots of things about New Jersey but the Guidos do ruin it for a lot of people. The reason Jersey Shore is so popular is that Guidos and Guido Lovers can find each other so easily. The problem is when I'm forced to inter-mingle with this group

If women don't want to like me because I'm skinny and well educated, I'm not going to hate on them for it. The problem is this Minority (Guidos and their Lovers) are entirely too vocal and violent as you can tell towards the end of this video. I live in basically a College/Bar Town so I end up running into these people on a regular basis and god forbid you offend any of their sensibilities because it always ends up with them wanting to hit you or their girlfriends wanting to mock you.

Sadly this will be my second year with my motorcycle so I am probably going to take a day trip down to the shore, but since I'm half Italian and my bike is totally Italian maybe I can blend in enough to not warrant getting my ass kicked for merely existing.

On NJ as a WHOLE: I actually Love this state, there are a lot of GOOD things to New Jersey. I'm not working for the tourism bored (intended) because I dunno what the hell people would do when they come here on vacation that they can't do where they live. But in Northern NJ, Essex and Morris to be specific, it's nice.