Existenz biological computers are coming...

eXistenZ is no longer paused!

Naked lunch, Crash, Existenz are some of the greatest movies ever made...he compromises one-third of the holy 'david' trinity...the other two being lynch and fincher....and I read most of the Burroughs catalogue when I was a teen going through my beat-lit phase, and it changed my life...

Don't think it's the showcase, storefront, or availability of designs that's keeping the turd barely afloat-The idea....Great! The product...(stand by for brutally honest review)

The graphics are lame as fuck.

The slogans for the most part, pretentious and doubleplusunclever.....weak? un-inspirational? "Lame" works here as well to describe the Smugly Smartstein flavour....esp. the designs having pithy little tweaks regarding the existenze of Godz(s) and the like....Advice to would-be designers??.. Keep it simple. Keep it direct. Try to encapsulate the sentiment in one simply done, artful graphic...not something that looks like some Corel practice session....no one wants to look like a geek, even if they are geeky already.

For example, The Pilsbury doughboy in an SS uniform with the caption, WHITE FLOUR! is somethig to wear proudly. The Giza complex with the caption, SLAVERY..Gets Shit Done!"....I would wear this, beaming with mischief, all day long.

Fuck Darwin, he's as dead as god. C'mon kids, you got some talent...if you can't design some decent quips n' clips for giggles and shit tickets, get some designers who can tweak some Photoshop and went to clever classes instead of playing video games and smoking too little good ganja!

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
This was a great movie, ranked up there with the best of the psy-noir (as I like to call it). Videodrome, The Fly, Scanners; I hope Cronenberg doesn't stop making these after his recent successes with Eastern Promises and A History of Violence. He's the one who pioneered the genre and seems to be the only one interested in making movies in it.


Psy-noir... I like that! Cronenberg is a very rare director indeed.

Agreed! This is one of my most frequently watched DVDs.

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
*wtf *dark love this film!

>> ^alien_concept:
Oh this is a great film! I've still got it on video. Wtf are you supposed to do with videos now anyway? They'll never have a revival, they're useless


Guess we'll file them away with our laser discs and betas.

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Eastern Promises (2007)
A History of Violence (2005)
Spider (2002)
Camera (2000/III)
eXistenZ (1999)
Crash (1996/I)
M. Butterfly (1993)
Naked Lunch (1991)
"Scales of Justice" (1 episode)
Dead Ringers (1988)
"Friday the 13th" (1 episode, 1988)
The Fly (1986)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Videodrome (1983)
Scanners (1981)
The Brood (1979)
Fast Company (1979)
Rabid (1977)
"Teleplay" (1976) TV Series (episode "The Italian Machine")
Shivers (1975)
"Peep Show" (2 episodes, 1975)
Lakeshore (1972) (TV)
Fort York (1972) (TV)
In the Dirt (1972) (TV)
Don Valley (1972) (TV)
Scarborough Bluffs (1972) (TV)
Winter Garden (1972) (TV)
Jim Ritchie Sculptor (1971) (TV)
Tourettes (1971) (TV)
Letter from Michelangelo (1971) (TV)
"Programme X" (1970) TV Series (episode "Secret Weapons")
Crimes of the Future (1970)
Stereo (1969)
From the Drain (1967)
Transfer (1966)

These themes were also explored in Cronenbergs "eXistenZ"

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Closer was painful, though the performances were good. eXistenZ was interesting from a sexual standpoint. (all that plugging into sphincters - Cronenberg has an anal sex fetish)

Ok, he's had his moments. But have you tried to watch the following...
Final Cut, Love Honour and Obey, Closer, eXistenZ