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You make a fine point. I only wish we could be curious AND remove moral judgement about it all (so much of the gender classification talk falls into this trap it seems). Me? I'm more fascinated by how this guy thinks he's found the perfect mate....she/he could be a dolphin for all I care. I don't think I'm completely alone in that more singular fascination...it just somehow seems to be perverted by questions that don't really have any relevance to the subjects of such matters...the anatomy of his chosen partner is largely moot...to him it seems and to me. I was expressing a desire for it to become so for everyone else.

>> ^dag:

Unless we rewire our brains at a limbic level - I don't think we'll ever stop thinking and talking about this stuff - because it involves sexuality. That's what we're here for. We've evolved to find sex endlessly fascinating.>> ^bigbikeman:
shrug . Can't wait til nobody feels the need to figure it out. We're well past the point where prolific and abundant reproduction is a necessary part of our survival as a species...and....we have other problems.
They're happy with each other. Unless you want to drag some kind of puritanical/biblical morals into it, that's pretty much a wrap imho.

Smart bird. Ravens are pretty smart too, and Magpies passed the mirror test which is pretty odd really when you consider that the only other animals to pass it are apes, dolphins, killer whales and elephants.

Anyway, I'm jealous of their pet crow. I'm gonna start keeping my eye open for possible rescues

The point the video made was: we share a common ancestor with all monkeys, therefor we are monkeys. It's the same as; we share a common ancestor with all animals/vertebrates/mammals, therefor we are animals, vertebrates and mammals. So if chimpanzees all share a common ancestor with monkeys, then they are monkeys, even if they also share a common ancestor with apes and are therefor also apes.

>> ^Fusionaut:

Having a common ancestor does not mean they are the same. We share a common ancestor with all mammals yet we are not horses or pigs or dolphins or lions or platypuses et cetera...>> ^Lowen:
>> ^gargoyle:
Fact check -- chimpanzees are NOT monkeys.
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False: http://videosift.com/video/Turns-out-we-DID-come-from-monkeys
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Having a common ancestor does not mean they are the same. We share a common ancestor with all mammals yet we are not horses or pigs or dolphins or lions or platypuses et cetera...>> ^Lowen:

>> ^gargoyle:
Fact check -- chimpanzees are NOT monkeys.

False: http://videosift.com/video/Turns-out-we-DID-come-from-monkeys

>> ^alien_concept:

That is awful the fucking thing is like a third of her size! That's what happens when you let 12 year olds get pregnant...


Slides out alot easier than the next biggest brain's younguns......wish our spawn could loco-motate as soon as they stretched out the ol sticky-bun...pain in the ass rollin' and carrying them around for a year anna half!

And if the Dolphin happens to be Dan Marino?
Run.
Fast.

>> ^Hive13:

I just spent two minutes excitedly waiting to see a penis. WTF is wrong with me?


Do you like fishsticks ?
Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth ?

Was this legitimate dolphin rape? If not, don't worry, you can't get pregnant.

Those divers are very lucky they didn't get dragged to the nearest dolphin rape cave.

The best thing to do if you find yourself in this situation is give the Dolphin an Old Fashioned. That way he will leave you alone long enough to return to the safety of the surface.

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>> ^rebuilder:

Now the dolphin just needs to get to the nearest Ecuadorian embassy.

>> ^luxury_pie:

Just a rule of thumb: Unexpected involvement of penis is never a good sign.


Unless someone is unfortunate enough to suffer from erectile dysfunction, then it's a good thing right?