As long as you'd be ok with @bareboards2 renaming this to "hot guy* does mountain bike tricks"

* I really have no idea if Danny MacAskill is attractive, but you get the idea...

Video makes me smile.

I can see why you're enthusiastic about that video. It makes me laugh that you messed it up so bad.

Much love from my house,
marinara

In reply to this comment by enoch:
>> ^Confucius:

@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/enoch" title="member since April 22nd, 2009" class="profilelink">enoch...why the hell would you post such personal backstory about this girl?


because danny made me realize that the post alone might leave it open to ridicule.that people would see it for far different reasons than what my intentions were.
i should have anticipated this but my imagination failed.
i was rummaging through my old archives and came upon this old video and was just flooded with such great memories and wanted to share.
i thought the video was funny and the whole idea behind it just cracks me up but after my conversation with danny i realized that it doesnt make much sense without a backstory.

why would it be a bad thing?because it is personal?
this is my dear heart and knowing from where she came to where she is now is one of my greatest success stories and i am so very proud of her.

but now i am beginning to question my initial exhuburence.while my desire was to share, much is lost in translation and the thought of people ridiculing this wonderful person sickens me.
i was her protector for years and i find the instinct to protect her is still strong.

i live my life openly and honestly so the idea of personal information does not hinder my courage to just throw it out there, BUT the thought of people ridiculing this lovely free-spirit is a whole different matter.
i know she wouldnt care.she would most likely laugh.
but i care.
i think i may have made a mistake by posting this.
ah..
hindsight you are a bitch.

>> ^Confucius:

@enoch...why the hell would you post such personal backstory about this girl?


because danny made me realize that the post alone might leave it open to ridicule.that people would see it for far different reasons than what my intentions were.
i should have anticipated this but my imagination failed.
i was rummaging through my old archives and came upon this old video and was just flooded with such great memories and wanted to share.
i thought the video was funny and the whole idea behind it just cracks me up but after my conversation with danny i realized that it doesnt make much sense without a backstory.

why would it be a bad thing?because it is personal?
this is my dear heart and knowing from where she came to where she is now is one of my greatest success stories and i am so very proud of her.

but now i am beginning to question my initial exhuburence.while my desire was to share, much is lost in translation and the thought of people ridiculing this wonderful person sickens me.
i was her protector for years and i find the instinct to protect her is still strong.

i live my life openly and honestly so the idea of personal information does not hinder my courage to just throw it out there, BUT the thought of people ridiculing this lovely free-spirit is a whole different matter.
i know she wouldnt care.she would most likely laugh.
but i care.
i think i may have made a mistake by posting this.
ah..
hindsight you are a bitch.

>> ^dannym3141:

...is her backstory that her lifelong dream was to kiss another girl but she could never overcome her crippling aversion to whoring herself out for fifteen minutes of fame on a smalltime radio show but finally was given the chance to realise her dream in a dingy, sweaty room occupied by some equally dingy and sweaty men?


hi danny!
/waves

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

The best DVD commentary I've heard was that of American Beauty, from the director. I learned that I didn't actually know about half of the stuff that was going on in that movie. Things like the shadows created by the vertical blinds in his office evoking prison bars. I LOVE that stuff. >> ^spoco2:

>> ^jimnms:
>> ^spoco2:
Commentary tracks are the one special feature I don't like, actually those and the stupid 'watch the film with popup behind the scenes snippets'.
I LOVE behind the scenes stuff, but if I want to watch the movie I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. I don't want to half watch a movie, half listen to people talk about the movie. Give me a behind the scenes documentary that shows and tells me about how things were done and you'll have me watch for longer than the running time of the film even (which many of the docos are)
So... yeah, I just don't listen to them.

I don't watch entire movies with commentaries on, but sometimes I'll go back and watch a scene or two with it on. There was on movie that I did watch with the commentary on, Sunshine. I went back to watch one scene like I sometimes do, but the commentary with directory Danny Boyle and Dr. Brian Cox on as the scientific adviser was so damn interesting that I ended up watching the rest of the movie before I knew it. I had to start it back from the beginning with the commentary on and watch back up to that scene.
The special feature I never cared for were the interviews with the actors where they just brown nose and ass kiss the director, producer and other actors.

Oh yeah, the press kit half hour long ad 'making of' 'docos' are terrible. But things like the bonus features on the Lord of the Rings discs, or those on Blade Runner, ooh, or the making of 'The Abyss', that's awesome. That stuff is fascinating to me. I LOVE seeing how movies are made. I just would rather watch a movie OR making of... not a half way house

>> ^jimnms:

>> ^spoco2:
Commentary tracks are the one special feature I don't like, actually those and the stupid 'watch the film with popup behind the scenes snippets'.
I LOVE behind the scenes stuff, but if I want to watch the movie I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. I don't want to half watch a movie, half listen to people talk about the movie. Give me a behind the scenes documentary that shows and tells me about how things were done and you'll have me watch for longer than the running time of the film even (which many of the docos are)
So... yeah, I just don't listen to them.

I don't watch entire movies with commentaries on, but sometimes I'll go back and watch a scene or two with it on. There was on movie that I did watch with the commentary on, Sunshine. I went back to watch one scene like I sometimes do, but the commentary with directory Danny Boyle and Dr. Brian Cox on as the scientific adviser was so damn interesting that I ended up watching the rest of the movie before I knew it. I had to start it back from the beginning with the commentary on and watch back up to that scene.
The special feature I never cared for were the interviews with the actors where they just brown nose and ass kiss the director, producer and other actors.


Oh yeah, the press kit half hour long ad 'making of' 'docos' are terrible. But things like the bonus features on the Lord of the Rings discs, or those on Blade Runner, ooh, or the making of 'The Abyss', that's awesome. That stuff is fascinating to me. I LOVE seeing how movies are made. I just would rather watch a movie OR making of... not a half way house

>> ^spoco2:

Commentary tracks are the one special feature I don't like, actually those and the stupid 'watch the film with popup behind the scenes snippets'.
I LOVE behind the scenes stuff, but if I want to watch the movie I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. I don't want to half watch a movie, half listen to people talk about the movie. Give me a behind the scenes documentary that shows and tells me about how things were done and you'll have me watch for longer than the running time of the film even (which many of the docos are)
So... yeah, I just don't listen to them.


I don't watch entire movies with commentaries on, but sometimes I'll go back and watch a scene or two with it on. There was on movie that I did watch with the commentary on, Sunshine. I went back to watch one scene like I sometimes do, but the commentary with directory Danny Boyle and Dr. Brian Cox on as the scientific adviser was so damn interesting that I ended up watching the rest of the movie before I knew it. I had to start it back from the beginning with the commentary on and watch back up to that scene.

The special feature I never cared for were the interviews with the actors where they just brown nose and ass kiss the director, producer and other actors.

>> ^transporter:

I forgot how much I hate videosift>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
>> ^transporter:
God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.
Also, FUCK your son's Wii video game, tell the dispatcher he's got a crowbar. Favorite Part: "I'm sorry I can't calm down, I've just been robbed of everything!"

Yeah, it's as if she's all, like, scared or something. You'd never think that she comments on live home-invasion video feeds for a living, would you?


Whaaaa? Come on, I was only joking. Quantummushroom is the reason you hate VideoSift.

>> ^transporter:

God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.
This video and your comment make me want to buy a CCTV setup for my house so I can someday be that announcer.

I forgot how much I hate videosift>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

>> ^transporter:
God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.
Also, FUCK your son's Wii video game, tell the dispatcher he's got a crowbar. Favorite Part: "I'm sorry I can't calm down, I've just been robbed of everything!"

Yeah, it's as if she's all, like, scared or something. You'd never think that she comments on live home-invasion video feeds for a living, would you?

>> ^transporter:

God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.
Also, FUCK your son's Wii video game, tell the dispatcher he's got a crowbar. Favorite Part: "I'm sorry I can't calm down, I've just been robbed of everything!"


Yeah, it's as if she's all, like, scared or something. You'd never think that she comments on live home-invasion video feeds for a living, would you?

God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.

Also, FUCK your son's Wii video game, tell the dispatcher he's got a crowbar. Favorite Part: "I'm sorry I can't calm down, I've just been robbed of everything!"

[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Lick, lick, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] It feels so good

[Verse 1: Danny D]
What's up, baby
Hostile/hoe style
Stick out your tongue and make me smile
In between the mountains, come on in
And on my face, you'll see a big grin
I like a girl with a big tongue
When she opens up her mouth, it can touch the rug
To get with this
You gotta have guts
I like it when they rub my nuts
Lick my booty from the bottom to the top
Whoo!
Just don't stop
Come on, bitch, just drive me crazy
Stick out your tongue, make me cry like a baby
The Boys From The Bottom like hoes
All them girl-booty-lickin' pros
Take your time, don't do it too fast
And remember be gentle when you're lickin' my ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Verse 2: Brain Damage]
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick my booty
It's hot, but it's juicy
Stick out your tongue, like a snake
Bite my ass, girl, like a grape
It's black, lick it fast
Come on, girl
Suck that ass
Yeah, baby
Come on, drive a nigga crazy
Lickity, lickity, lickity split
Cause Brain Damage just love that shit
Work that booty with a ice cube
Suck my dick and my nuts, too
So let me do ya
Take it to ya
Once I screw ya, I never knew ya
What
You want a kiss, I'll pass
You can lick my red ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Oh yeah
I like that, baby (Whoo hoo!)
Smurfette and the Chocolate Factory
{*simulated munching*}
Whoo!
You give me goosebumps

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Uh
Lick the tears run from down my eyes
Oooh, you wanna sing
Yo fellas, get ready on the background
Here we go
Check it out

Hook: Boys From The Bottom
It feels so good
I knew you could
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female (Brain Damage in background)]
Please let me lick it, let me lick it
Please let me lick it, let me lick it (Like that, bitch)
Oooh, let me lick (Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick)
Oooh, let me lick (My ass)

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] Lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] And that's the tour
Of the Chocolate Factory

Oh Danny Boy.....

Congratulations! Your video, Jaw Dropping Mountain Bike World Champs Run by Danny Hart, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 25 Badge!