Those are surely not the voices we get here in Spain, I guess it must be from some central/south american country maybe :?

>> ^Crunchy:

Oh lordy! those spaniards have taken it too far, you'd think dubbing the show with horrible voice actors that makes a woman, a robot and a freaking lion all sound like a middle aged spanish man on speed they've now gone ahead and mirrored it aswell.

>> ^Crunchy:

America TV: If there arent car chases, guns or explosions we'll have a cockfight in the studio.
none of those things are exclusive of each other

so cute and furry and crunchy deep-fried

>> ^Crunchy:

The CEO of activison is a greedy ol' bum and since merging with blizzard has ruined customer support and cheaped out on expenses like proper servers.


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In reply to this comment by marinara:
darn it! didn't sift

In reply to this comment by enoch:
love me some crunchy metal in the morning.
*promote

cuz it didnt have bewbs strewn with kitties kicking someone in the balls.
dont sweat it man.i had never heard of them..that was good stuff.
people have different tastes and unique or unfamiliar videos may not be their cup of tea.which i find ironic because thats exactly why i love the sift..to find something different.

i now pay more attention who the poster is that gives me a pretty good insight what the contents of the vid may be.
i love your posts bud..keep going brother!

darn it! didn't sift

In reply to this comment by enoch:
love me some crunchy metal in the morning.
*promote

love me some crunchy metal in the morning.
*promote

Pasted below are Roman's responses to our Roast Quiz. The RoastMASTER's commentary appears in parentheses.

My real name is Roman Novak. I'm from Europe, Slovenia (we don't know what cheetos are), but I'll try to answer your stupid questions as best as I can.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
Roman: Mostly I do nothing or as little as possible. I watch tv shows, movies, read books and smoke weed. When I become bored of that I go outside and get drunk at a pub. In the summertime I ride mountain bikes. I don't like winter or winter sports much

2.Who are you more fond of?
A..Mother
B.McDonalds
C.Beer
D.Technical Assistance
E. Dairy Products
F.All of the above
G.None (kill them all)
Roman: Kill'em all, leave the beer.

3. How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs
Roman: weird question. (editor: no shit, what were you thinking Choggie?) I'd say 1 shoe for 10 underpants. there

4.mac or pc?
Roman: pc. or at least hackintosh

5. Who’s your guru?
Roman: I don't have guru's, but there are a few people I love and would buy beer for them. mostly writers I like, movie directors, scientists and people who make me laugh.

6.Bush or No Bush?
Roman: I don't care

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Roman: gravy ( Ass gravy, of course)

8.tits, ass, or legs.
Roman: face first, gotta be cute. tits are not a priority, but a fine ass is a must. also, i hate fankles

9.supine or prostrate?
Roman: i sleep on my back if that's what u mean (It’s not, but whatever. You have to cut the guy a little slack for his ESL handicap)

10. cat, dog or other
Roman: dog, i guess. not really a pet person

11. Car, bike, public transit, walking or motorcycle?
Roman: bike first, then car (I don't own one for past 3-4 years now)

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Roman: i get my news from Stephen Colbert (like every good Videosifter)

13.beer preference?
Roman: Laško (slovenian), Heineken

14.Religion: Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Atheist,Agnostic,Jedi?
Roman: no religion (Again, like everybody here at Videosift)

15.Ever arrested?
Roman: not actually arrested, I was charged a couple of times, most were drug related, couple of fights, and theft once - which I was innocent of and proved it in court, too. (I guess the definition of “arrested” is different in Slovenia than in North America)

16.cheetos: crunchy or puffs?
Roman: crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Roman: look at 10 (holy double post, batman!)

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Roman: bangs

19.five most cherished possessions
Roman: possesions ... my bike, i guess. my computer. I'm not really attached to material things (+ I don't have many so it's kinda meaningless question for me) and mementos don't do much for me either. every few years I throw ever4ything away and start over

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or moustache
Roman: beard (it only tickles for a little while)

21. Desert Island albums?
Roman: hard to decide. something jazzy, definetly (sic)

22. Pro gay marriage, or agin?
Roman: do whatever the fuck you want, is my motto. just don't piss on other people

23. Communicable diseases... be honest
Roman: never ever. besides, I hardly have sex any more except with myself (no wonder he fits in so well here, plus he gives amazing backrubs)

I hate to urinate all over the roaring campfire but I submitted what is essentially the same clip a while back, albeit slightly longer with added jokeage. Looky:

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Subtle-Difference-Between-Barack-Obama-Gordon-Brown

Does dupeof apply given the differing lengths? Is dupeof even the correct command these days? Does anyone know how to make those soft-but-crunchy chocolate brownies?

>> ^Crunchy:
Upvote for Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory clip


Looked like there were lasers tho.

ontopic:
I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie heaven.
In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around
without sniffing another dog's butt!

Bart: Is there a doggie hell?
Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name,
um, Chester...
Lisa: [annoyed] Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one!
The one that mauled Jimmy!

>> ^Crunchy:

that takes muscle, have u ever seen a guy tear a phonebook in half!! you need to be mighty beefy!


I have. Adam Savage did it on Mythbusters. He showed me how to do it, too. It was an awesome episode.

If god created space before time, there would be no energy. And without energy, the universe would be 0 Kelvins, thus negating any chance of life existing.

Oh, and any Christian who tries to explain (within the context of their belief) the facts that science has used to disprove the Bible is grasping for anything that can hold their worthless faith in hand. They are god's sycophants, and they don't deserve the marvels of science.

>> ^Crunchy:
While I dont believe in god, i have to defend the bible in this case.
You see, if a christian would see this video he could very easily discredit this fact.
As more and more "facts" are proven false in the bible christians (the more sneaky onces atleast) have agreed that those facts which are clearly proven false by modern day science or just common sence have abstract meanings like in this story for example 1 day is abstract because god hadn't created time and space yet, maybe space but not time!
If that fails, they can just say well... there were no video cameras back then! so how can u prove that it isint true!?
So what im trying to say, if ur trying to make an impact on somebody you should trap them untill they finally maybe possibly perhaps think for themselves.

Moving this video to Crunchy's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

You: what does spook mean?
Stranger: idk
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: what does spook mean?
Stranger: what does toilet paper mean?
Stranger: but really it means to scare
You: well.. tissue you wipe with
You: ah
You have disconnected.

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You: what does spook mean?
Stranger: IT MEANS NIGGERS STINK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: what does spook mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: what does spook mean?
Stranger: scare
You: ah
Stranger: what does cracker jack mean?
You: i think it refers to a navy uniform
You: and crunchy candy
Stranger: no. it's a snack.
Stranger: AH. good job.
Stranger: you get a gold star.
You: the cracker jack is the guy on the box
Stranger: no
You: sure he is
Stranger: cracker jack is the candy
You: The traditional sailor's uniform with the back flap and neckerchief is referred to as the "Cracker Jack" uniform by the United States Navy
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_Jack
Stranger: wtf?
You: dont try to fool me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Man...

That makes me so hungry!

Just imagining them battered and deep fried, crunchy coating, and soft delicious tender inside... Yum!