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The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over

moonsammy says...

The implication is her crotch had a very strong funk.

Khufu said:

PC issues aside, can someone explain to me why a vagina would keep flies off watermelon? Just trying to figure out why the cop was doubled over laughing.

Pissed Physicist says "Follow the Science" is nonsense

On Today's Episode Of "Ouch, My Balls"

Helicopter night rescue of trapped firefighters

Police fire (paintball?) at residents on their front porch

newtboy says...

I only meant that the required modifications didn't by themselves mean it was not simunition. I didn't mean to imply you were wrong, it does mean you couldn't just accidentally grab the wrong clip with real bullets, you would have to disassemble/reassemble the gun. Sorry I wasn't clear.

Hmmm...I can barely hear it on that video, but good find none the less. Could be it. I sure wish the video was better. Scary about the warnings, especially since they shot her crotch. Every 40mm I've heard, both in documentaries and movies, sounded like a loud potato gun.

jimnms said:

I don't know what point you're trying to make. Nothing I said was incorrect. For a gun to fire simunition, it has to have special modifications. Whether the modifications are easy or hard had nothing to do with the point I made, which is that a gun modified to fire simunition can't fire regular ammunition. So if they were using simunition, there is no chance of one of them grabbing the wrong "clip" and accidentally killing someone.

A 40mm LTL round sounds about like a pistol being fired. Here is a video I found doing a quick search.

If you watch the video again, between 23 and 24 seconds you can see a green powder cloud, which looks exactly like this 40mm marking powder grenade, which according to the manufacturer, has an effective range of 5 to 120 feet.

It also has a warning: "This product can expose you to chemicals including Lead Salts and Hexavalent Chromium, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer, and Lead Salts, which are known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm."

News crew arrested on air in while covering riots

newtboy says...

The media being targeted by the government is step one towards totalitarian despotism.
Stand up. This is democracy itself under siege. If you take it sitting down or as just a spectator, you deserve the authoritarian dictatorship you'll wake up in tomorrow. If you live in Philadelphia, you have a duty to stand against tyranny. Get out there.

The president said we should shoot the THUGS in Philadelphia....they're easy to identify, they're wearing all blue with helmets. Aim for the armpits or crotch.

Note, no reason was ever given for the arrests (making this a kidnapping) and the governor had to get involved, they have been released now with his apology.

Sheltering at home on the farm is pretty metal

BSR says...

My dad was (is) a Marine.

This is my rifle (spoken while holding up rifle)
This is my gun (spoken while grabbing the crotch)
This one's for killing (spoken while holding up rifle)
This one's for fun (spoken while grabbing the crotch)

newtboy said:

These are my pistols,
This is my gun,
I say they're for defense,
But they're really for fun.

James Brown- Sex Machine 12"

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Meth addict syncs up perfectly to the beat of "Stayin' Alive

BSR says...

I guess you can look at it that way. But I bet the video raises more awareness of mental health than a boring PSA.

A wise musician once said, grab 'em by the crotch and their hearts and minds will follow.

Whether that was the intent of the creator or not, it works.

Sagemind said:

Sorry, I can't vote up Mental Health as entertainment.

Mosquito Mouthparts Find a Blood Vessel

ant says...

Oh yeah? I got 13 shots back in 1998 for a major surgery. Guess where the final one ended? Above my crotch! Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiquidDrift said:

I wish nurses were that good. I got stuck about 5 times before the guy found a vein the last time I had a blood test.

When your bear had a hard day and needs some extra love

Mordhaus jokingly says...

Well I'm married, so I don't have to worry about that anymore, but I 'used' to not want anything that nipped my leg near my crotch.

PlayhousePals said:

I don't think pulling him in closer to your crotch after he just nipped your leg is such a great idea. Could be just me though ....

When your bear had a hard day and needs some extra love

A handy guide to what actually constitutes sexual harassment

Mother 'livid' over son's treatment by TSA at DFW Airport

ChaosEngine says...

Ok, let me start by saying I have a pretty low opinion of the whole "security theatre" at airports, etc.

That said, I've always thought that "pat-downs" are friggin' pointless unless you're going to do the whole body.

I've had the occasional search myself while travelling and it's almost always completely perfunctory. If I was actually carrying a weapon or some mythical "dangerous liquid", I could easily have stashed it in my crotch or my shoes.

Basically, either you actually do a body search (including genital area), or just admit the whole thing is fucking bullshit and let us on our way.



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