>> ^rellik:

accurate is very very loosely used here.


When you consider that the robot could have sprayed ketchup anywhere within the building, getting it all within the confines of the tabletop is pretty accurate.

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>> ^TheFreak:

Reminds me of my prom night.


They're all gonna laugh at you!

no problem, the title is perfect! hilarious

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Thanks for the quality!

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The pan to the hot dog line-up cracked me up

*quality

Thanks for the quality!

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The pan to the hot dog line-up cracked me up

*quality

The History Channel is to history what baconnaise is to condiments.

I was trying (but have failed) to find a War Nerd column (highly recommended reading) on the subject of american military revisionism in WW2. The Sherman "makeover" as actually being a really nice tank and yadayadayada was part of a larger jingoistic effort during the start of the current desert wars. Remember those days of red, white and blue fever? Wonder if the History channel will make a doc on that...

As for the Sherman, you just need to look at it. I would call it a VW Beetle with a turret mounted on top, but that would be insulting a fine car.

The truth of course is that the real WW2 was fought on the eastern front and the might of the Wehrmacht was only halted by rivers of Russian blood.

From left-wing blogger David Frum's website... " What kind of a man eats his hamburger without ketchup? That was the big question yesterday on talk radio, after President Obama visited an Arlington, Virginia, hamburger place on Tuesday and ordered his burger with spicy mustard.

First answer: Texans.

Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas.

A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.”

Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established.

Second answer: Republicans. A 2000 survey of members of Congress by the National Hot Dog Council found that 73% of Republican lawmakers preferred mustard to ketchup, as opposed to 47% of Democratic lawmakers.

Final answer: traditionalists. Louis' Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut, the restaurant widely believed to have served the first hamburgers ever made in the United States, absolutely forbids ketchup.

Next question?"

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Wow, attacking him on his choice of condiments. Can the Neo-Cons get any more desperate as their platform succumbs?


Well when you have no basis for attacking his policies, all you can do it attack his quirks. This is just this weeks teleprompter bullshit.

Coming from Hannity I was half expecting him to equate Dijon mustard with socialism. It did originate in France after all.

>> ^quantumushroom:
I don't give a damn about how Barack eats his burger.
I do take issue with the 500,000 jobs lost this month, an "improvement" over last month's job loss of 600,000.
8.9% unemployment rate? Hasn't been that high in 30 years.
None of this is an accident. An angry marxist radical, Dear Leader has only contempt for free markets and freedom.
Somebody tell Stink Uyger of Young Turds: this Obama presidency is a total fking disaster for the "common man" and it's just begun.


The only problem with your rhetoric is, the unemployment rate and job losses are a direct result of our former president, not our current one. When are you guys going to get this straight? I suppose it's Obama's fault that no WMD's were found in Iraq too? You're right none of it is an accident. And you have your beloved GW Bush to blame. So suck on that.

If by "common man" you mean anyone that makes over 250k a year, then yes it's a disaster. Boo hoo, so sad.

Also, it's pretty sad when the only thing they can find to bitch about is the condiments Obama has on his burger. However, I'd expect nothing less than this petty bullshit from Faux Newz. As always, keep it classy guys.

Wow, attacking him on his choice of condiments. Can the Neo-Cons get any more desperate as their platform succumbs?

Utterly moronic, base, irrelevant, and totally the type of thing that will convince shitwits that Obama is bad.

What's more, dijon mustard is not fancy. The whole image of it being fancy comes from that famous Grey Poupon campaign, designed to create a whole new "high end" market segment in mustard, which did not exist before as there was pretty much just yellow mustard on U.S. store shelves before that time. It was there in delis and restaurants though. It's the most successful condiment marketing of all time and one of the most successful and memorable marketing campaigns of the 80s.

PS if I make two burgers I usually put yellow mustard on one and brown or dijon mustard on the other.

FYI, your typical Korean gimbap should never be dunked in soysauce or wasabe. You just eat it as it is without any added condiments because the toppings inside are already seasoned.

Unless, that's how they 'roll' in Cali or NorthWest.

Is there a bread feeding magazine accessory available so it can just pump out 20 pieces one after the other? That would elevate it to insane levels of toasty toastery.

I'll also need a post-toasting condiment printer so it can become the ultimate buttered toast making robot.

This was played then the HUGE condiment lobby went to Washington and put a stop to it!

Great post - I've got some Algerian Jewish music I'm gonna post at some point!

I did a bit of research into the Jewish community in Yemen while I was studying Islamic law. In traditional Rabbinic law primogeniture is practised - meaning that the oldest male inherits everything. Traditionally Yemen has always been a majority Muslim state. While Jewish courts were allowed they were subordinate to Islamic courts. When inheritance cases were settled in Jewish courts the judge would apply traditional Rabbinic law and the women would inherit nothing. Unhappy with this situation Jewish women would appeal to the Islamic courts. Under traditional Islamic law women are guaranteed a share of the inheritance - normally equivalent to about a third of the male's share. The Jewish women would claim allegiance to which ever school of Islamic law would ensure them the greatest share of inheritance.

The Yemeni Jews are also responsible for Zoug - a spicy chili and coriander condiment - my all time favourite relish!