Because it sounds like a modern day chastity belt?

>> ^hpqp:
I think we should just hold the "we solved abortion party" already. We could serve Bloody Marys You have to start with a Sex on the Beach first, though.


(Other drinks at the open bar would obviously include your choice of: "Blow Job", "Chastity Belt", "Lady Killer", and of course the "Coathanger".)

>> ^quantumushroom:
Step 1) Pay her 10 grand to tie those tubes.


Chastity belt - much cheaper. Just throw away the key.

>> ^gwiz665:

"I was just about to finish thinking of you"
Gotta love Natalie Portman in a G-String.


G-string? Looks like it's metal. I reckon G-chastity-belt.

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They took up wearing locked chastity belts where you work?

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Implanon - little sub-dermal tube, lasts for 3 years.

>> ^swampgirl:
Typical teen. No vocabulary, but she gets it. She knew better, but could't wait. Typical kid.
I'm ordering the chastity belt now for mine.

Typical teen. No vocabulary, but she gets it. She knew better, but could't wait. Typical kid.

I'm ordering the chastity belt now for mine.

Imagine the fun they'd have if someone came through wearing a chastity belt.

Tools you need to protect your children:

- Stapler (1x): Check
- 20 Slices of Tesco's own ham: Check
- 45 yards of nylon: Checks
- Industrial strength glue (2 litres): Check
- His/Hers Chastity belt: Check

Sweet! I'm ready to be a father!