I kinda expected him to yell "Broccoli Bitches!" at the end of the speech.

http://www.nytimes.com/1990/03/23/us/i-m-president-so-no-more-broccoli.html

It feeds on puppies...
>> ^NinjaInHeat:

That puppy is rightly suspicious.

Lachanophobia
>> ^nach0s:

VEGETABLE FEAR

It wouldn't be so bad if kids behaved like that when faced with broccoli, much better than the whinging that typically occurs!

Treating a fatty liver is important! First, if your doctor prescribes a medicine, most of the time it's harmful to your liver. Be a self advocate and discuss with him if the treatment is really important. Maybe taking steroids to stave off an annoying cough isn't as important as you'd like it to be.

Second, if you're a drinker, not only drink lots of water but also make sure you're taking in buttloads of potassium. If you're taking potassium supplements, please note they're probably potassium gluconate, and although the bottle says 550mg, it's really only 90mg of potassium (or 3% of your daily allowance). Don't be afraid to take more than one or two, and honestly coconut water and bananas have a high count of potassium so stock the fuck up.

Last, eat healthier. Broccoli, cabbage (or brussel sprouts) and garlic are great for fatty livers. Cut out sugar from your diet if possible. Instead of a soda, order unsweetened tea (black tea is just about as healthy as green tea!).

I dunno about you guys, but my car runs on vegetable oil. LET ME AT THOSE BROCCOLI FIELDS!

We would, if the US government was run by broccoli lobbies.

If Libya had broccoli instead of oil they wouldn't have someone like gadaffi.
NATO would still bomb them on humanitarian grounds because they spend all their resources on broccoli, and that has to stop, i mean who eats only broccoli all the time instead of mixing it up with actual food.

But that just ups the cool factor. Imagine if he did such work out of bubble gum or broccoli...the medium difficulty only adds to the skill involved.

>> ^ant:

>> ^JustT1m:
Apparently the press were shown an uncensored trailer at PAX. Id imagine that its uncensored in game.

I will assume it will have an option to censor or not too like Duke3D?


Yes, and it'll have an option to merely stun the enemies instead of killing them and Duke will say "It's time to be polite and eat healthy, and I'm all out of broccoli"...

>> ^jimnms:

I don't mind spiders. They'll leave you alone if you don't bother them. I usually don't bother them either, but one time I found a black widow spider. For some reason I decided I wanted to catch it and keep it as a pet. I found an empty clear plastic jar in the garbage, poked a few small holes in it and used that to catch her. I needed to figure out a way to feed and water her. That night I was making dinner and I dropped a piece of frozen broccoli on the floor, and that gave me an idea. I set it outside on the front porch to attract bugs. I came back to it after I ate and there were bugs all over it. I took the jar outside, made the spider go up to the top, unscrewed the cap and set it on top of the now thawed and covered in bugs piece of broccoli. I slid it onto the top and closed it up. The spider went to town stringing them up, and I figured she'd be able to get water from the broccoli.
I set the jar in my bathroom so I could check on her every morning. The next day, for some weird reason she pulled the broccoli up into the middle of the jar and wrapped it up in a ball. A few days later, that ball was still there, and I couldn't figure out what she was doing with it. A few more days later, I went into the bathroom one morning to find the ball gone and thousands of little baby black widows all over the place. They were small enough to crawl out of the air hole I poked in the jar, but most of them were inside. I ran and grabbed a can of bug spray and sprayed the outside of the jar, then filled the sink with water and submerged the jar in the water until it filled up and drowned them all.
I decided not to try to keep spiders as pets after that.


You should never keep black widow spiders as they pose a danger to humans. While you should't outright kill them unless they are in your common areas. Like a garage. I kill the black widows that make homes in there, but I leave the ones in the backyard alone. The ones in the back yard don't pose a danger because I have no outdoor pets or children who can be injured by the things.

They aren't there to prey on humans, but they are a natural danger to humans. It is a naturally selected fear response to be repulsed by spiders; especially when they multiply.

I don't mind spiders. They'll leave you alone if you don't bother them. I usually don't bother them either, but one time I found a black widow spider. For some reason I decided I wanted to catch it and keep it as a pet. I found an empty clear plastic jar in the garbage, poked a few small holes in it and used that to catch her. I needed to figure out a way to feed and water her. That night I was making dinner and I dropped a piece of frozen broccoli on the floor, and that gave me an idea. I set it outside on the front porch to attract bugs. I came back to it after I ate and there were bugs all over it. I took the jar outside, made the spider go up to the top, unscrewed the cap and set it on top of the now thawed and covered in bugs piece of broccoli. I slid it onto the top and closed it up. The spider went to town stringing them up, and I figured she'd be able to get water from the broccoli.

I set the jar in my bathroom so I could check on her every morning. The next day, for some weird reason she pulled the broccoli up into the middle of the jar and wrapped it up in a ball. A few days later, that ball was still there, and I couldn't figure out what she was doing with it. A few more days later, I went into the bathroom one morning to find the ball gone and thousands of little baby black widows all over the place. They were small enough to crawl out of the air hole I poked in the jar, but most of them were inside. I ran and grabbed a can of bug spray and sprayed the outside of the jar, then filled the sink with water and submerged the jar in the water until it filled up and drowned them all.

I decided not to try to keep spiders as pets after that.

> Yo dawg, I hear you like broccoli-infested
> post-apocalyptic cathedrals....

Hah! best Xhibit recursive hinting ever

I'm probably being paranoid, but in only two shots did you see the vegetable and the child saying wrong name. The first was broccoli-cauliflower, which is a pretty good guess as they're both in the cabbage family, the second was pear-eggplant. All other occasions, they cut to a different shot or could have dubbed audio over as you couldn't see the child or Jamie actually talking. There again, this is abc, not fox.