The worst thing about the game was the absolutely ridiculous amount of diamonds you got from the briefcases, there's like what, 30 diamonds to find? After the first 10 diamond case, I never found more than 1 or 2 at a time.

That screaming hippie a--hole near the beginning should've been the one hit by the bus.

Other details aren't as realistic. A man with a briefcase would be headed to a job, so he can't possibly be a liberal.

Neither would a man shooting himself with a firearm.

Girl meets boy on Thursday night
Boy was high girl fly like kite
They hold hands until next day
Boy then lets go hit his way
Boy rules butt brags to his boys
Erection brings bad boy joys
Boy thinks of that big fat back
Big black fat love big black fat
Girl calls boy to stand him up on Saturday
Saturday
POS AND Q-TIP:
Saturday, it's a Saturday
It's a Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday
POS:
Back once more with the wallop in the score
Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip
Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink
And sure to make you think about the times
To scope fun instead of fights
(But diving from a piece of metal sure to take your life)
Yo, slip your butt to the fix of this mix
Toss that briefcase, it's time to let loose
'Cause you've worked like heck to get the week in check
So unfasten that noose around your neck
Connected like a vibe from the wheel to the foot
Come on everybody dig the funky output
VINIA:
Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay
(Is the word, is the word, is the word)
POS:
Now as you pump your fist I reminisce
To a bounce, rock, skate, roll
Fess to impress
Hey, pretty diamond, do you like the way I'm dressed
Cool, keep the faith and be my mate
'Cause all we need is feet
(And rollerskates)
But promote the hustle 'cause it keeps me thin
No need to talk, look who just walked in
DOVE:
(Is there a Dred on skates?)
Yes, man
(So kick the wham on this jam)
Oh Mr. Sprinkler, Mr. Sprinkler
Wet me for one, Mr. Sprinkler
I'm heatin' high-five in a daze, no split
With a yawn I trip to the dawn
Out comes the bodies following the one idea
It's clear, rattle to the roll
Hold back up the track, grab your rollerskates y'all
And let's zip on by
Zip-a-de-doo-dah, let's zip on by
Feed on a weed and we're feeling high
Sun is on thick and the cheese is rollin' quick
Come on, there's no time to hide
Season is twist, spinning and winning
No hackeysack, let let me in
Spill on the bottom away, but it's okay, huh
It's a Saturday
POS:
Now let's all get baked like Anita
Q-TIP:
Watch Mr. Lawnge, don't look at the peter
DOVE:
Feel on the fun, I'll feel on the
VINIA:
Hey, watch that!
DE LA SOUL:
It's a Saturday
VINIA:
Now is the time
To act the fool tonight
Forget about your worries and you will be all right
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
(Aaoww)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)

Upvote for turning his briefcase into "Wilson"...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

What $10 million? I sneer at Sergei Brin and his black briefcase of $100 bills.
ahem. right.

This thing revolutionized portable "calculators," in terms of size, weight, accuracy, and durability. Before, calculators came in these horrid briefcase-type things that were ridiculously cumbersome and heavy, especially when on-site at a major engineering project (a skyscraper, for example).

Dude, just hang onto it. Sooner or later you're bound to get a video with more votes than this one got, and then someone around here (such as me, for instance) can * promote it back to life.

It's nothing to be ashamed of anyway. For a while my top-rated video was one about a briefcase machine gun. Not what I wanted to be my highest, but eventually a quality video overtook it. That will happen with you too.

Stop being so serious, cat.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
If I die tonight I don't want to go out with this being my top video. Some one else can re-submit it. It's gotta be good for at least ten more votes. Here's the info...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

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I do have my standards, however meager

Raise the queue limit to 20? So what you're saying is that you don't want choggie to ever publish a video again? He publishes some of the more interesting stuff here, and I'd hate to see videos like his disappear. Sarzy's right; this place would become RonLOLcatSift.

Maybe you're just highballing with that number arvana, just so we can then "negotiate" a lower number that you really wanted in the first place. Fine, I'll play along. I say we lower the magic number to 2. Now let's negotiate a compromise by averaging those two numbers. That gives us 11. Deal?

Seriously, which one of these videos makes a greater contribution to the Sift: This one about life in the Roman empire, or this one about a machine gun briefcase? (Yes, they're both mine, only because I didn't want to drag anyone else's videos into this unwillingly.) Personally, I'm prouder of the Roman empire video, but that would never have made it under your proposed threshold. I think virtually all long videos would be a thing of the past as well.

However I do think cutting queue time would be a good start, but cutting it in half might be pretty drastic. I concede that it could work, but as others have suggested before maybe we should cut it down to 3 first before we try 2 day queues. And maybe a requeue limit might be good too, but I think we should try that only after a new queue time has been firmly established first. It's possible that I'm being too cautious, but I have feeling that if we adopted all three changes that you suggest at the same time there might be quite a few pissed sifters.

"because smallpox was eradicated by a vaccine."

If you think smallpox has been completely eradicated, think again...

"In Joe Esposito's lab, at the Centers for Disease Control, there was a test going of a biosensor device for detecting smallpox. It was a machine in a black suitcase. It could detect a bioweapon using; the process called the polymerase chain reaction, or P.C.R. -- the same kind of molecular fingerprinting that police use to identify the DNA of a crime suspect. The suitcase thing was called a Cepheid Briefcase Smart Cycler, and it had been co-invented by M. Allen Northrup, a biomedical engineer who founded a company to make and sell biosensors. He was there, along with a cluster of other scientists.

Esposito, the official guardian of one half of the world's official supply of smallpox, handed a box of tubes to a scientist in the room. Two of the tubes contained the whole DNA of smallpox virus but not live smallpox. The DNA drifted in a drop of water; it was the Rahima strain. Two other tubes contained anthrax. The samples were snapped into slots in the machine.

Northrup turned his attention to a laptop computer that nestled in the machine. Northrup is a chunky man with a mustache and reddish-brown hair. He tapped on the keys.

We waited around, chatting. Meanwhile, the Cepheid was working silently. It showed colored lines on its screen. In fifteen minutes, the anthrax lines started going straight up, and someone said, "The anthrax is screaming." Finally, one of the smallpox lines crept upward, slowly. "That's a positive for smallpox, not so bad," a scientist said. Emergency-response teams could carry a Cepheid suitcase to the scene of a bioterror event and begin testing people immediately for anthrax or smallpox. The machine is priced at sixty thousand dollars.

Afterward, Joe Esposito went around collecting the used tubes. The smallpox-sample holder -- a plastic thing the size of a thumbnail-had been left on a counter. I picked it up.

Esposito wasn't about to let anyone walk off with smallpox. "Leave me that tube," he said. "You are not allowed to have more than twenty per cent of the DNA."

Before I handed it to him, I glanced at a little window in the tube. When I held it up to the light, the liquid looked like clear water. The water contained the whole molecules of life from variola, a parasite that had colonized us thousands of years ago. We had almost freed ourselves of it, but we found we had developed a strong affinity for smallpox. Some of us had made it into a weapon, and now we couldn't get rid of it. I wondered if we ever would, for the story of our entanglement with smallpox is not yet ended."

It might return sooner than you think thanks to bio-weaponized technology... also a few cases have popped up since 1977.

Read this full article at: http://cryptome.org/smallpox-wmd.htm

I found this from a link on the CDC.gov website while searching smallpox.

Source: Hardcopy The New Yorker, July 12, 1999, pp. 44-61. Thanks to Richard Preston

hi,
new here. Why would a business man be travelling in treacherous areas where he would be likely to be kidnapped or assasinated? The only reason I can think of is to profit from the trouble. And to carry a machine gun in a briefcase. I think James Bond is a jerk. But a glamorous jerk with glamorous accessories like this particular item. I guess you just make the decision whether or not to be seduced by the glamour of war.
:-)

hi,
new here. Why would a business man be travelling in treacherous areas where he would be likely to be kidnapped or assasinated? The only reason I can think of is to profit from the trouble. And to carry a machine gun in a briefcase. I think James Bond is a jerk. But a glamorous jerk with glamorous accessories like this particular item. I guess you just make the decision whether or not to be seduced by the glamour of war.
:-)

Tags for this video have been changed from 'mp5, machine, gun, guns, operational, briefcase' to 'mp5, machine, gun, guns, operational, military porn' - edited by sometimes

There is also a clip with three witnesses here, who were on Saipan in July of 1944 when Earhart's plane was found and destroyed by the US Military. Thomas E Devine, Robert Wallack (who found her briefcase) and Julious Nabers, who decoded the messages for Colonel Wallace that stated they had found her plane, and that they were going to destroy it...

Religion is for the weakminded. if you grow up on religion then it is part of you and hard to break yourself away from it. "Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery."
"That professor is a dick. The Preacher was just trying to spread the word that is written in the Bible, and the professor thinks he had the right to start insulting him, and then steal his briefcase? WTF?" Go watch Zeitgeist marine. If you watch closely you'll see that it is just all religion's are all plagiarisms of each other. I feel so glad not to have anything to do with ANY religion, religion disgusts me because it's a device that manifests fear for the people that control the world. One thing thats weird; the day of rest is sunday.. why do some people have to get up early on a sunday to go watch a preacher tell them that if they do this and if they do that they increase the likelihood of them going to the lake of fire for eternity?

"That professor is a dick. The Preacher was just trying to spread the word that is written in the Bible, and the professor thinks he had the right to start insulting him, and then steal his briefcase? WTF? "

His word in his book... it's relative.