Very Nice! Brilliant!

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THE VIDEO-AGGREGATOR
HATE SONG

I hate Krupo, I hate dagg
I hate the sites elusive lag

I hate creationists, and more
the atheistic-gospel bore,
humming like a seashell
on the lonely shore.

I hate clips from the Daily show.
Evolution in actions smug ho ho.
When political clips go far
You cant order a stiff one from the bar
And weeping into electronic beer
Is a pastime only for the queer.

I hate the environmentalist
I hate the fundamentalist
(if I continue with this gist
It'll be too long a list)

And I also have to mention
All the people
Who use the awful coinage - sheeple
- Need a linguists strict attention.


I hate that even on the net
a stupid comment can make you sweat
(Why does the folly of the Other
make you want to kill your Brother?)

And,
in the end,
after all the sifting,
My eyes are myopic,
My heart misanthropic,
And my brainwaves off topic.

So, dear friend, if by chance wee meet,
In the valley of unrest
Down by a hypertexted street.
If you see my post
- just vote for it.

THE VIDEO-AGGREGATOR
HATE SONG

I hate Krupo, I hate dagg
I hate the sites elusive lag

I hate creationists, and more
the atheistic-gospel bore,
humming like a seashell
on the lonely shore.

I hate clips from the Daily show.
Evolution in actions smug ho ho.
When political clips go far
You cant order a stiff one from the bar
And weeping into electronic beer
Is a pastime only for the queer.

I hate the environmentalist
I hate the fundamentalist
(if I continue with this gist
It'll be too long a list)

And I also have to mention
All the people
Who use the awful coinage - sheeple
- Need a linguists strict attention.


I hate that even on the net
a stupid comment can make you sweat
(Why does the folly of the Other
make you want to kill your Brother?)

And,
in the end,
after all the sifting,
My eyes are myopic,
My heart misanthropic,
And my brainwaves off topic.

So, dear friend, if by chance wee meet,
In the valley of unrest
Down by a hypertexted street.
If you see my post
- just vote for it.

We don't need the Earth Mk 2, we can just read the answer off the the Earthman's brainwave patterns. Pitty though, the fjords were lovely,

fuck, i just had the biggest brainwave. i've a feeling it's probably similar if not identical to dag's aforementioned 'software update'.

how 'bout you have to earn vocabulary?

on probation?

shut the fuck up

passed probation, no star?

available words:
-yes
-no

10 published posts?

-yes
-no
-whatever
-good
-bad

50 published posts?

-yes
-no
-whatever
-good
-bad
-zomg
-roflmao


...etc etc. i think you get the drift.

the top dogs will obviously have the widest selection but still a tightly controlled vocab. maybe leave out the zingers such as 'hate', 'cunt', 'religion', 'jake' etc.

i tell ya, give it a go for a month and we'll all be virtual hugging.