Now, let's hear his explanation for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"!

Straddling Gandalf's long-muscled thigh, he positioned his hand at the still open hole,
using his own spilled seed to ease his way. Now this was the right size to do the wizard
some good! He began working his arm deeper and deeper in. Gandalf pulled his legs
further up and moaned, a lovely sound that made Bilbo hope very much for a dessert course
to follow. Pressing on, he finally got in deep enough. Yes!

"Gandalf, we hobbits call this Find the Dumpling!"

[http://libraryofmoria.com/gandalfbilbo/guestroom.txt]

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ballad-of-Bilbo-Baggins-as-Sung-by-Leonard-Nimoy

¡Muy bueno!

In reply to this comment by deathcow:
> It's too bad he lived.

Is it? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand! Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

> It's too bad he lived.

Is it? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand! Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

> I found it very odd that "Give 'em Hell Gravel" didn;t
> elicit ANY applause for that common sense rant.

I thought that might be because he sounded a bit whack-o jack-o with his yelled "Code for Nukes! war ! soldier deaths in vain!" tirade...

as in ?What was the question again?

Yes, thats all common sense agreed but can you reel it in a bit, Gravel? It just sounded like a buncha canned crapspeech that he wanted to make sure and vomit out in some 30 second block he was alotted.

(bilbo speech) Still, I dont like Gravel better than many of them!

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The only movie that comes to mind with the phrase of "well wishing" is quoted by Bilbo in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

I LOVE this man. I have the double album with Leonard ("Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is a classic). So so so brilliant. He is the master of satire - you just didn't know if he was serious or not. See how no one was laughing? I would have been in tears. SO FUNNY!

I hope someone finds the "Mr. Tamborine Man" song. And "Lucy in Disguise." He needs a toothpick for all the scenery he chews.

Shatner is a genius.