I was about five when I saw Jaws at a drive-in. I used to believe, privately, that a shark could find its way into the swimming pool through the vents, or even into the bath-tub through the spigot.

This is total BS. Former Scientologist Tory Magoo has been telling her story for years. Scientology took her off of her seizure medication until she had a seizure in the bath tub and knocked out her two front teeth. I believe after her mom convinced her to take her medication again she had to hide it from the Scientologists. She's not the only one. That'd be cool if the media would research some things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Ed3nIwxpo

HA! I used to do the first part of this in the bath tub when I was 7 years old: "bubble, bubble, bubble" and like that, O.K.?

here's a delicious indian man in blue underwear covered in foam in the bath tub
http://www.videosift.com/video/Footloose-Bollywood-style

I'd rather have a rambunctious, messy child than a maudlin, mopey child any day.

You just gotta make sure you provide them a designated space to be messy around. Like in a shower & bath tub, local beach, a mud pool in back yard etc etc.

Keeping'em in a mess-free lifestyle means a dull, unbalanced child that appears to be good during their school years but as soon as they goto college they just lose it and gets pregnant 5 times.

..Warning, bad calculations ahead..
The population of humons on planet earth is 6 milliard. Lets assume half the energy usage will be replaced by fusion. A human lives to about 60 years, which is 2 bathtubs. In total the current population of earth would then need 6 * 10^9 bathtubs for their entire lives. About 1,460 teratonnes of water exists on earth, which is about 5 times that amount in bath tubs. Which means we have about 7,500 * 10^12 bathtubs.

(7,500 * 10^12) / 60 * (6 * 10^9) = 75,000,000 years until we run out of water. Seems reasonable..

I heard today that the sift is now supporting videojug so I went over to it and started looking at some "how to" videos. Wanting really bad to post something from a new host I was looking for some "how to make your own beer" or "how to make bath tub gin" but neither exists yet on the site, strange I thought. Then I found this one and thought that it wins some points just for being itself.

And seriously, who buys a car on the street from someone who looks like a meth pusher?