Normal people saw this and thought:
"What kind of mother would force a 5 year old to wax?"
"That girl is a person, not a barbie doll. Hmph."
"Omg.. the crazy mom is gonna traumatize and torture that girl like this for years. For something as superficial as beauty pageants no less. What a shame."

You saw that and thought:
"Psh. Fuckin' pansies. I hated getting a haircut when I was little too. Stupid false outrage. rabble rable."

And that.. is why you're a troll. [or just naturally a clueless jackass]
= P

>> ^joedirt:

Mother shaves 5 year old boys head! CHILD ABUSE!
Mother puts daughters hair in dreadlocks! CHILD ABUSE!
GTFO this is such fictional outrage.

I gave up on organized religion when our church gave all the little boys toy revolvers and all the little girls barbie dolls one christmas.

The same year, the deacons used the combined donations from a special "tithe" to buy the pastor a bad-ass hunting rifle.

We never went back. It wasn't long after that the brain-washing wore off and I realized what a fucking dupe I'd been for giving roughly 6 grand a year to that place for several years.

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Right back atcha - Thanksgiving goes pretty much unobserved around these parts.

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Down there you must have a Dingo-on-the-barbie Day, but have a Happy Thxgiving anyway. Just remember, America is still #1.

Down there you must have a Dingo-on-the-barbie Day, but have a Happy Thxgiving anyway. Just remember, America is still #1.

Okay this was hard to watch, but I risked the brain damage so I could comment on the stupidity.

People need to stop being so fucking gullible, this story is ridiculous. The kid offers nothing that isn't vague and expected. Mom talking on the phone to a friend, dad in a little room in the hospital praying. His descriptions of God and Jesus are classic little kid tall tales. And I'm sure he'd overheard his parents talking about the miscarriage at some point. This is all the kind of crap little kids go through, they don't yet have the intellectual capacity to understand what's going on, its why the believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, and why they think they've invented words and things that have been around for ages. Luckily for most of us we have parents that explain these things to us, rather than feed and profit off our delusions as in this case.

On another note I'd like say Gretchen herself is evidence God exists, because she looks like she's been pulled from his, stupid christian lady barbie wanna be, clone stamp in photoshop.

>> ^blankfist:

Haha. Throw another Shepppard on the barbie.


;-;

Haha. Throw another Shepppard on the barbie.

Too much French (gives me a headache trying to follow what they're saying) and not enough Barbi

Barbi Benton is one of those women who doesn't age... and before you Google up any recent pictures, try to remember she is 60 now... 20 in this vid.

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Still, I am happy that the review wasn't barbie vs. my HTC Hero, because the video samples in the clip actually did not look all that bad.

The nerd in me immediately wanted to know the resolution, see here for more info
http://www.chipchick.com/2010/06/barbie-video-girl-doll-review.html
(apparently it's 320 x 240 at 15fps (which my Hero could beat, but there is always more to the story than just the basic specs) and the doll costs 50 dollars).

I clicked on this because I thought that they were going to be firing Barbie out of a cannon a la Gonzo The Great.

Comparison criteria: price.

Canon: way over a thousand of your frickin' hard-earned dollars that might otherwise be spent on beer and hot dates and stuff.

Barbie camera: maybe tens of hard-earned dollars that will keep your frickin' kid quiet for a day or so, or perhaps you'll stumble across an amputee version at someone's garage sale that'll do the same for like four bucks or less.

Winner?

Gawrsh, let's think on this for a bit...

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