Once upon a time there was a bear and it was put onto a flag waved by Americans who had entered Mexico illegally and were denied the right to own or rent property. They were sick of being treated poorly as immigrants, so they said fuck the Mexican government, we are gonna revolt. And they did. And for a small time in history, they ruled their slice of Mexico as The California Republic.

Then the really real American military showed up and said, "Fuck you, you're gonna be drafted into the really real republic and yer gonna fight the Mexicans for real. And we're gonna take your land that you took from the Mexicans, and it's gonna be called America, bitch."

True Story.

I know this is a parody of these limbos (lame bimbos) but just who are these Future strippers of America bitches anyway? So fucking pretentious and fake. Bad hair as well, and I fancy myself solid on what's comely.
These girls should irritate the fuck outta real men!

Enjoy your future in the industry ladies!