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That woman is Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development. I dont know her real name though...


That would be...cough / imdb.com / cough...Judy Greer and she is way hot.

That woman is Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development. I dont know her real name though...

Quoting Justice Jackson in dissent of Brinegar v. United States

"The Fourth Amendment states:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

"These, I protest, are not mere second-class rights, but belong in the catalog of indispensable freedoms. Among deprivations of rights, none is so effective in cowing a population, crushing the spirit of the individual, and putting terror in every heart. Uncontrolled search and seizure is one of the first and most effective weapons in the arsenal of every arbitrary government. And one need only briefly to have dwelt and worked among a people possessed of many admirable qualities but deprived of these rights to know that the human personality deteriorates and dignity and self-reliance disappear where homes, persons and possessions are subject at any hour to unheralded search and seizure by the police."

"But the right to be secure against searches and seizures is one of the most difficult to protect. Since the officers are themselves the chief invaders, there is no enforcement outside of court."

"Only occasional and more flagrant abuses come to the attention of the courts, and then only those where the search and seizure yields incriminating evidence and the defendant is at least sufficiently compromised to be indicted. If the officers raid a home, an office, or stop and search an automobile but find nothing incriminating, this invasion of the personal liberty of the innocent too often finds no practical redress. There may be, and I am convinced that there are, many unlawful searches of homes and automobiles of innocent people which turn up nothing incriminating, in which no arrest is made, about which courts do nothing, and about which we never hear."

This is a great song, and it isn't even my favorite of his. (That would be "Children of Sanchez," a 14-minute piece from the album of the same name.) This is probably the one that had the most commercial success, though. I think Chuck Mangione ranks up there with Carlos Santana as a gifted instrumentalist.

According to Wikipedia:

A 1980 issue of Current Biography called "Feels So Good" the most recognized tune since "Michelle" by The Beatles. Recently, smooth jazz stations throughout the United States have recognized Mangione's "Feels So Good" as their all-time number one song.

just because some numbskull on youtube says it was banned doesn't mean it was banned. it's quite possible it just never aired. now onto the list.

-0:58 Golden Shower
-0:53 Pitcher/Catcher
-0:48 ?
-0:40 Rusty Trumpet
-0:39 ?
-0:35 ?
-0:31 ?
-0:29 Pearl Necklace
-0:28 Cock Ring
-0:26 Dirty Sanchez
-0:22 Shaved Pussy
-0:20 ?
-0:16 Teabagging

I was originally going to link to or give definitions to any of these terms that I could for the sake of courtesy. After a little thought, I've decided it would be more courteous to leave such details out. Urban Dictionary or even Wikipedia can define most, if not all of them.

the angry pirate and the dirty sanchez are just made up by 5th graders and have probably never been performed in real life.

I'm pretty sure I have video evidence somewhere on my computer that says you're wrong. In a somewhat related note, I've stopped downloading random videos off IRC forever.

> the dirty sanchez are just made up by 5th graders

omg they are all the rave here in Alaska, those are french fries with cheese on them, right? no? they are something else?

the angry pirate and the dirty sanchez are just made up by 5th graders and have probably never been performed in real life, except in the porn industry.

upvote for sanchez' handling of Phelp's despite his obvious disgust with the man.

Dirty Sanchez

(Do know, wish I did not)

While critical of the Iraq war, Sanchez also has choice words for the lying-ass lamestream media that cherry-pick his words.

"Your unwillingness to accurately and prominently correct your mistakes and your agenda driven biases contribute to this corrosive environment.
All of these challenges combined create a media environment that does a tremendous disservice to America. Over the course of this war tactically insignificant events have become strategic defeats for America because of the tremendous power and impact of the media and by extension you the journalist. In many cases the media has unjustly destroyed the individual reputations and careers of those involved."

For the text of the full speech, go here:

http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/listening-respectfully.htm

Downvote for typical left-wing Decepticon "reporting".

Should I try for a complete list?

choking the chicken
quickest way to the bell end
just head up the dirt track
lost the time? lost a watch?
spanking the ass
dog in water? poodle in a tub? smells like wet dog?
spit roast
cream pie
tradesmen
paint it red? paint the wall red?
teabagging
hand shandy
boar with sword?
docking manuever
head
beef curtains
ball in the corner pocket
stinky
69
dirty sanchez
Ron Jeremy
meat sandwich
rusty trombone
wads of tissue

Help me with any I messed up and I'll correct my post.

That Sanchez fella certainly was unclean!

I don't see why not? Looks like:

1. Golden shower
2. Pitcher/Catcher
3. Bestiality? Interracial? Not sure...
4. Rusty trombone
5. Dwarf/cleaning lady
6. Bestiality again?
7. Asian/HJ
8. String of beads
9. Dirty Sanchez
10. Pierced cock maybe?
11. Female golfers
12. Hairless pussy (that cat is beautiful!)
13. S&M, bondage
14. Teabagging

Hah! It's a condom commercial? Good one.

I guess we cant discuss all the sexual references this one makes. Although I do find it funny that the man named "Sanchez" seems to be kind of dirty