Lyrics -

Verse 1

Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

Bill nye theme song

now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.

How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

Verse 2

now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror

Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something

that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person

ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

verse 3

rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy

damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store

where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!

s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground

man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

outtro

I think I'll need the 50 caliber for this one Jeeves.

Pretension?! Middle-class?! Jeeves, eject this ruffian from the premises of my middle-class abode. I'll have no muddy footed coal diggers roaming around my luxurious 2 bedroom apartment.

Especially not when we upgrade to *gasp* a condo!

The thumbnail image for this video has been updated - thumbnail added by oritteropo.

The way to handle the police is to be polite, respectful of their authority, but while firmly (but calmly) claiming and exercising your rights. Of course, this only works on the 75-odd% of police who are reasonable people. The other 25% are harder to deal with, but being argumentative, belligerent and disrespectful ("fuck you") won't get you anywhere.

If you've ever worked customer service, you probably know the drill: The more angry and unreasonable the customer gets, the more calm and reasonable you become (I think of it as my Jeeves-the-butler routine). Not always, of course, but usually it gets through to them eventually that they are the ones being dicks.

I'll get that for yah! *happy

I do love him, he be a funny guy, with his white text and his Ask Jeeves

>> ^halfAcat:

where X runs from 1 to 4, Y from 1 to 6 and Z from 1 to 5


Golly Jeeves, can't a chap just say there are 4 seasons of 6 episodes, each split into 5 parts?

Alta Vista>> ^SlipperyPete:

>> ^Trancecoach:
anyone in Mountain View who says they worked in a start-up and is presently retired, you can bet dollars to donuts they're talking about the one you'd guess.

Ask Jeeves?

>> ^Trancecoach:

anyone in Mountain View who says they worked in a start-up and is presently retired, you can bet dollars to donuts they're talking about the one you'd guess.


Ask Jeeves?

Again, I'll state, just because you disagree with the punishment @blankfist, doesn't mean the law shouldn't be there.

A death is a death is a death. 11,000 is no better then 15,000. 11,000 people won't be going home to their families because one way or another someone driving under the influence was involved in a crash. The difference between drunk driving and murder is that it's much easier to avoid driving drunk then it is to avoid getting shot.

Take a cab, designate a driver, bus it, call for a ride. All of these are simple things that could easily avoid any form of drunk driving, there was a taxi service on the sift a while back called "Home Jeeves" or something, where people would actually come to you and drive your car home.

And, whereas locking up 1.2 million people may seem like it's ineffective, that's a helluva lot more people that could only ADD to the statistic of fatatalities.

Thank you, Jeeves!

In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
*promote the hoser... I mean Gozer

Back in the 50's they thought there would only be one big computer - "SuperVac" you would ask it a question and it would give you an answer. Data, Research, Calculations = BORING.

Also - this reeks of the same early 90's hype over Ask Jeeves Intelligent Parsing all over again.
When has an answers service ever changed the world?

This ignores what makes 'surfing the web' interesting.

I don't need a 'single definitive page' i can blindly follow. I want a range of information i can judge for myself.

Was there any spy/gangster skits on that? I know it's definitely not Black Adder, or Jeeves and Wooster, and it looks fairly recent (within the last 20 years)

Blimey that bird made me cut off my jeeves.

Holy hell that was the scariest shit when she kissed at the camera.