Hulk smash!

Why dint the SUV guy simply start going super-slow on that long straight-a-way, call fucking 911 or the Highway Patrol and just keep moving?

Another scenario, one that's a bit more risky: He could have, when the first biker started clocking him, simply swerved slowly from right to left across all three lanes impeding the safe passage of Team Asshat.

Again, in the city, when they close in on him...swerve, swerve, swerve...Those dicks would have bailed long before they stopped him, unless they have the dipshit death wish, against which there be no reasonable defense except the 'hulk smash.'

Oh, let there be a gunshot?? Bikes fall-out like icecycles!

The phrase "post 9-11 world" drives me into a pretty "Hulk smash" sort of mood. 9-11 sucked, but we didn't need to make it into a turning point for anything. Lock cabin doors in planes and move the hell on.

Haha, Wolverine needs Captain's Help...

HULK SMASH!!!!!!

Hulk Smash! (someone had to say it...)

With such nimble fingers I bet animatronic Hulk could also strum a pretty good tune on the guitar too

Well, I am 6'5" and flew twice every week for work for a few years, and I can tell you that seeing a fat person come down the aisle looking in my direction as (s)he is searching for the appropriate seat was one of my biggest concerns flying. If you check in online and use seatguru.com you can usually get some extra legroom in the right seats. Nothing you do, however, will alleviate the hell of sweaty odoriferous undulating rolls of girth spilling over into your personal space from your temporary neighbor.

>> ^MilkmanDan:
I'm tall, but not extreme percentile tall -- about 6'2". When I fly, some fat (like, really fat) person overflowing into my seat is way down on my concerns list, which goes a little something like this:
1. Some inconsiderate bastard in the seat in front of me decides that they will be a little more comfortable by reclining their headrest to a position about 3 inches in front of my nose, which leaves me short on breathing room AND legroom. Reclining my own seat relieves the breathing room issue but does so at the expense of the person behind me (which I hate to do), and the lack of leg/knee room remains.
2. Some old woman or young guy decides that riding in a cramped cattle car is the perfect time to wear a full gallon of perfume/cologne. I'm pretty highly anti-'fragrances' in general, and any prolonged exposure to even light applications of perfume or cologne tend to give me a headache. So, being inches away from someone that smells like they bathe in the shit puts me into a "HULK SMASH!" mood pretty quick.
3. Screaming baby. I understand that it can't be avoided sometimes. I know that pressure changes in the cabin affect younger kids eardrums and sinuses in ways that can be painful -- I used to have the same problem. But the parents that immediately give it up as a lost cause and give you dirty looks like "yeah, I know my kid is producing more decibels of sound than the jet engine outside, but I'm not even going to make an effort to try to calm them down" bother me.
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4,016. Being seated next to a bloated sack of protoplasm.

I'm tall, but not extreme percentile tall -- about 6'2". When I fly, some fat (like, really fat) person overflowing into my seat is *way* down on my concerns list, which goes a little something like this:

1. Some inconsiderate bastard in the seat in front of me decides that they will be a little more comfortable by reclining their headrest to a position about 3 inches in front of my nose, which leaves me short on breathing room AND legroom. Reclining my own seat relieves the breathing room issue but does so at the expense of the person behind me (which I hate to do), and the lack of leg/knee room remains.

2. Some old woman or young guy decides that riding in a cramped cattle car is the perfect time to wear a full gallon of perfume/cologne. I'm pretty highly anti-'fragrances' in general, and any prolonged exposure to even light applications of perfume or cologne tend to give me a headache. So, being inches away from someone that smells like they bathe in the shit puts me into a "HULK SMASH!" mood pretty quick.

3. Screaming baby. I understand that it can't be avoided sometimes. I know that pressure changes in the cabin affect younger kids eardrums and sinuses in ways that can be painful -- I used to have the same problem. But the parents that immediately give it up as a lost cause and give you dirty looks like "yeah, I know my kid is producing more decibels of sound than the jet engine outside, but I'm not even going to make an effort to try to calm them down" bother me.

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4,016. Being seated next to a bloated sack of protoplasm.

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although one of the most infuriating videos i've ever watched, to the extent where i actually wanted to cry all over my cat at points, it's important to note that this is basically 'The Best Of... Police Corruption' set to spooky music

a small percentage of human beings are fucking scumbags with no morals or respect for others, and very little brainpower; creatures who spend their lives tearing people to pieces for personal gain and hulk-smashing all that gets in their way. unfortunately, as with all professions, some of these slip through the screening process and end up fucking us all up the poop-chute whilst also wearing a police uniform, permanently warm taser in fist. they're just scumbags with badges and not the norm.

the real problem, as fuckfist points out, is at the top of the tree. the weasels that supposedly overlook the system on our behalf with as much competence as a wet fart, so precious about their targets that they turn a blind eye to all the bad eggs rolling around their basket in favour of a better report card for the year. who's watching them? fucking no-one. and that's why they continue to sit back, sign a few pieces of paper and play with their little winkles as their bank accounts fill with public money.

it's not the people on the ground i have the major problem with, although the cuntish minority as displayed in the video are beyond exasperating: it's the honchos who have the ability to (relatively) instantly make the changes necessary in order to better the system but either can't be bothered putting their necks on the line or are simply so incompetent that they wouldn't know how. get someone with both brain and balls at the summit and eventually the majority of these mindless scumbag cops - the twats that everyday people encounter - will have a hard time either staying in the force or getting there in the first place.

saying all that, i'm not dissing this video at all. it needs to be seen by as many as possible, as do all these violent cop clips, in an effort to instigate some kind of change. it just bugs me that we can't get footage of the commissioners/chiefs causing more damage in a plush office somewhere, from the comfort of their desks, bent phallus in hand.

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>> ^djsunkid:
how is this eia?

Perhaps you missed the man in an alligator cage, only about two feet from a gator, tossing a watermelon at it.

Unless you're Cajun, Floridian, or Australian, that's EIA.

>> ^djhenyo:
You retards! The alligator is clearly black. Of course it loves watermelons. I have to think of what it would do if cornbread was around...

...well they are wearing alligator skin shoes, so at least we know they're pimpin'

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