Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. God only knows.

I believe in my fellow human beings - God only knows why.

Someone here should seriously give you a job. Me, I can only offer a blow. Get to 2000 god only knows what i'll offer! Keep them comin K, some of us love ya, the others are just jealous they can't be such a whore

Iron Maiden:Paschendale
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This song is performed by Iron Maiden.

In a foreign field he lay, lonely soldier unknown grave
On his dying words he prays, tell the world of Paschendale

Relive all that he's been through, last communion of his soul
Rust your bullets with his tears. Let me tell you 'bout his years

Laying low in a blood filled trench, killing time 'til my very own death
On my face I can feel the falling rain, never see my friends again

In the smoke in the mud and lead, smell the fear and the feeling of dread
Soon be time to go over the wall, rapid fire and the end of us all

Whistles, shouts and more gun fire, lifeless bodies hang on barbed wire
Battlefield nothing but a bloody tomb, be reunited with my dead friends soon

Many soldiers eighteen years, drown in mud no more tears
Surely a war no-one can win, killing time about to begin

Home, far away, from the war, a chance to live again
Home, far away, but the war, no chance to live again

The bodies of ours and our foes, the sea of death it overflows
In no man's land God only knows, into jaws of death we go

Crucified as if on a cross, allied troops they mourn their loss
German war propaganda machine, such before has never been seen
Swear I heard the angels cry, pray to god no more will die
So that people know the truth, tell the tale of Paschendale

Cruelty has a human heart, everyman does play his part
Terror of the men we kill, the human heart is hungry still

I stand my ground for the very last time, gun is ready as I stand in line
Nervous wait for the whistle to blow, rush of blood and over we go

Blood is falling like the rain, its crimson cloak unveils again
The sound of guns can't hide their shame, and so we die on Paschendale

Dodging shrapnel and barbed wire, running straight at cannon fire
Running blind as I hold my breath, say a prayer symphony of death

As we charge the enemy lines, a burst of fire and we go down
I choke a cry but no-one hears, feel the blood go down my throat

Home, far away, from the war, a chance to live again
Home, far away, but the war, no chance to live again

See my spirit on the wind, across the lines beyond the hill
Friend and foe will meet again, those who died at Paschendale

Here's the order of events, as far as I can tell:

1. Choggie did a * discuss on blankfist's recently posted (and much hated) fart video by claiming *self-link, though everyone knows (including choggie) that it was NOT a self-link, mainly because there are 687 million fart videos on the internet already:

http://www.videosift.com/video/I-promise-this-is-NOT-a-farting-cat-video-I-promise#comment-472763

2. Blankfist retaliates by * discarding Choggie's Sift Talk post, which is about what? God only knows:

http://www.videosift.com/talk/The-Sift-Is-All-Funky-An-Shit#comment-472795

3. So choggie retaliates by * discarding one of blankfist's videos:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Is-Al-Gore-Telling-an-Inconvenient-Lie#comment-472946

Am I missing something?

You'd have to pay your average bum an obscene amount of money to endorse an Eddie Murphy movie nowadays. God only knows what they gave these sell out fucktards. This makes me want to see it less than not ever.

man you don't even wanna know what someone who would simply settle for something unloaded.....it's a wonder he even knows how to shoot the thing-
lemme tell ya what I attempted to tell them, cause' it;s about time some of you kind folks know a little more about the way I roll.....AS IF I HAVENT SPELLED IT OUT IN OVER 10,000 ATTEMPTS ALREADY!!!
-choggie could give a fiddler's fuck if it was snuff-lemme make it simple for ya

choggie clicks on videosift
choggie goes to unsifted, fewest votes
choggie sees that shit from a probie, first post
choggie down votes
choggie watches viddy (for what fucking reason i let it play for more than 3 seconds, god only knows...but he can't recall)
CHOGGIE PROCEEDS TO TAKE SHITTY-SHIT-SHIT
choggie does as he damn well feels, all the time, and takes full fucking responsibility!!

Yes, I think there's entirely too much personality going on here. And I think we should lose the avatars and stick to numbers. I have never met this 'rottenseed' in my life, and he probably just cut me off on the highway. I don't want to take any chances engaging strangers on the internet, so stop it with the personal crap. God only knows how many criminals we could potentially be interacting with here anyway.

YESSS!!! you're awesome. thanks for keepin us on our toes. God only knows the amount of obligations you must procrastinate on to finish one of your masterpieces.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Ding!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
yes?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Y'mean the pic you posted at thesnipes roast?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
YAY! I had influence on this one!

"If this is the worst that a terrorist gets, they get the 4-star treatment compared to what other countries would do."

First of all, these are not "terrorists". They are suspects. You've heard of innocent until proven guilty, right? One of the fine principles of American government?

Many of the detainees at Guantanamo were arrested on little or no evidence -- the accusation of a neighbor with a grudge was enough. About 200 Guantanamo prisoners have been released without charges. That's at least 200 completely innocent people we've tortured. There's still 500 more at Guantanamo, plus god only knows how many others hidden away in the other secret prisons.

Even setting that aside, this isn't "the worst" they get. I don't know why waterboarding gets so much attention; at various times they've also acknowledged using temperature extremes, sleep deprivation, and "stress positions" (forcing the victim to stay in a painful position for a long period of time). Not to mention the dog attacks, beatings, rapes and murders at Abu Ghraib. (If you're of short memory: "The American public needs to understand we're talking about rape and murder here. We're not just talking about giving people a humiliating experience." That was Senator Lindsey Graham. A Republican, before you ask.) All of those are torture, as far as I'm concerned. Or at the very least, cruel and unusual punishment. Which used to be illegal. Another fine principle of American government down the drain.

And about that "compared to what other countries would do" part... you've heard of "extraordinary rendition," right? We're shipping prisoners to those other countries to be tortured. Does it make it any less torture if we pay someone else to do it for us?

And even if you're enough of a monster to stomach all that, torture still doesn't work. Just as the reporter in this clip says -- "I was ready to submit, tell them anything." People will say anything to make the torture stop. Whether it's true or not. The information we get from these guys is absolutely valueless. Not a single terrorist plot has been foiled by this vile nonsense. Instead, we're creating terrorists, stirring up anti-American hatred and giving them a real reason for that hatred. Al Quaeda probably views all this as the best thing that could possibly happen for them -- what better recruiting tool for terrorist groups? What better way for America to live up to the "Great Satan" moniker?

Those perpetrating this are evil men. Those who support it are fools. Waterboarding is unamerican. We're supposed to be better than this. Wumpus, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Sure soda and fruit juice have lots of suger, but God only knows whats in your tap water.

It makes you think... maybe its a good thing that Einstein didn't discover the unifying theory of everything, because God only knows what kind of weapons could be made with a perfect understanding and application of string theory.

God only knows what the grandparents did to that dad.