I got so sick of the audience douchebaggery that I changed my movie going habits entirely, I would go to see the film much later, after it's initial run sometime late at night or late in the afternoon, when no one is at the cinema. No one texting, talking or trying to give fellatio to their boyfriends in the back row. Ideally though an art house theater is the best, but those places either have shit screens or seats, but the audience appreciates a good film experience. Mind you this was in Canada.

In Kuwait it's even worse, not only do they butcher the film by cutting any kissing, sex or skin but they sometimes totally cock up the negative as a result. Die Hard 4.0, remember the daughter making out with her boyfriend? That scene was cut, but after that scene the film like increased contrast and dimmed visibly, it was a strain to watch the rest of it. Now add to that segregated seats (between guys and families, so seat selection is out of the question most of the time), annoying loud groups of kids and their dumbfuck adults. I mean really who brings their children to The Ring, Fahrenheit 9/11 or Sicko? This is why they cut movies here, because there is no rating system implemented so all movies need to be notched down to PG levels. Its so stupid because while cutting sex and stuff out they also sometimes simply shorten the movies for no reason, I remember watching Training Day as a one hour movie, furthermore they don't cut violence out, so you have 5 year olds see people get their shit blown apart (not that I personally find anything wrong with that, but its highly ironic).

I remember the last movie I watched here in the cinema was Bourne Supremacy, the whole way through these two girls were gossiping and giggling in the most annoying voice behind us. Previously some cunt would usually use a laser pointer to point out nipples of the actresses in select scenes, he thought he was a fucking comedian. Then there are people who just come to watch the movie, turn on their cellphone to play games, now you know how bright a LCD cellphone screen can be in a dark room, or worse they answer the phone and start relating the movie to their buddy (thankfully they put in cell phone blockers for this now). Other times half way through the movie, people just get up and leave making alot of noise, because they are stupid, they don't get it, they had nothing to do and thought going to the movies would be fun.

Now I only watch movies at home, alone, with a large screen and 5.1 surround sound. Its bliss compared to that shit. Watched Michael Clayton and Tropa De Elite, both great movies.

the guy definitely did it to watch jimmy go at it.. use your common sense people, why would he say something like that in a perfectly reasonable voice without any swearing or emotion? answer: because he wants to get pwned, and carr knows it.. i'd probably do the same if i saw the opportunity, and i'd be laughing the hardest at his comebacks!

Johnald_Chaffinch -- i feel exactly the same.. i used to hate him, and that little posh prim accent he used to do.. but now i've totally warmed to him - i was warming to him since QI appearances and before that on 8 out of 10 cats

i don't like joke-format standups.. i sometimes see american dudes on the sift and a lot of americans saying "omg this guy is king of the 1-liners, so funny!" but i don't even crack a smile at what they're doing.. but for some reason, and i don't know why, jimmy carr just cracks me up over and over, and he's pretty much up there giving one liners interspersed with stories..

1. you're gay aren't you?
2. you're a necrophiliac
3. i did your mum
4. from behind
5. she thinks you're a c**t too
6. it wasn't just me there doing your mum
7. whilst she performed fellatio
you'd think he'd finished at about 3 or 4.. then 5, then 6 and boom the kill shot at 7

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A RACE THING! I FIND MANY AMERICANS FUNNY. JUST NOT THE ONE-LINERS.)

YES! They got him!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_wuori

From Encyclopedia Dramatica (just reporting on it, I did not write this) :

"Alex Wuori is an obese, acne-ridden faggot who lives in his mom's basement. After a 16-year-old girl rejected him, he asked Anonymous to raid her. After his personal army request was denied on 7chan, Alex continued to bitch until his identity was outed by an Anonymous at his school. After realizing that Juden like him produce more lulz than his proposed target, Anonymous used his magical powers to obtain more information so Alex could burn in the oven where he belongs.

He has broken nine codes of Anonymous:

* Being a lulzkiller.
* Failing to post tits of potential raid target.
* Faggotry of previously levels that were previously thought to be unattainable.
* Using Anonymous as a personal army.
* Absurd amounts of fail.
* Spitting, rather than swallowing during fellatio.
* Not lieking mudkips.
* Breaking rules one and two to the media.
* Appearing on FoxLA Channel 11 to discuss Anonymous

He is a prime example of how Anonymous does not forgive and should be an hero ASAP."

Sometimes you get up and just want to give the internet fellatio...For the greatness it brings you.

This might be one of those days...

Tags changed from "underage, pedophilia, fellatio" to "advert, buckets, kids" by gold star member NickyP.

Clinton did nothing for national defence. HA, ROFL, Source please? The right will want you to believe that the "Bush doctrine" to protect America is new under Bush, but Clinton always had America's security first and took preemptive actions whenever he could (remember, he didn't have 9/11 to justify illegal action), in the interview he cites situations where this is/was true including the attempted off of Bin Ladin and creating defence against terrorism, it was the inaction of the right when they took office that allowed for 9/11 to happen. Not to mention Bush has failed to find/kill Bin Ladin even when deploying the armed forces in an illegal war and invading two countries, has lied about much worse things than fellatio including torture and inhumane treatment, pretences to invade a country and kill thousands of innocents and our soldiers, and his campaign policies. He has alienated the entire world KILLING any hegemony that Regan, Bush Sr, and Clinton established during their presidencies, created NCLB which does nothing but hurt the public education system, and has done jack shit with the economy except raise the national debt. I would go on, but anyone who doesn't get the point will never be swayed.

"Were it not for Perot, he would've lost in '92 and much of today's hells might've been avoided."
Were it not for the electoral college, a flawed election system that is based on 18th century paranoia GWB wouldn't be president and ALL of today's hell might be avoided.

He didn't just kick ass in this ambush because he's a good orator, he also spoke the truth and not some partisan bull shit that CNN and Fox always spew.

I can't wait for someone to say that he's fiscal policy only worked because he was riding Regan's econ policy...

/edit - http://thinkprogress.org/clinton-interview the full transcript... I think it isn't translated perfectly, I read it via another website and they used this as a source and the english was broken at places but it's still there.