I say, old chap, it seems that you are another year older. Have a most spiffing birthday, old bean. Celebrate with jam and scones, crumpets and lashings of ginger beer. Cheerio Shane!

Congratulations @alien_concept and thank you for spending 6 years of your life helping to make this place a wonderful home away from homepage. You are a huge, steaming pillar of sift!

The siftbot has quite a singing voice. Excellent songwriting!

Now break out the crumpets and let's really celebrate Queen Rae!

*quality

Holy crumpets. That's not a British accent? Wouldn't be the first time I fucked up my tags. Bloody hell!!

Crumpets are the best! All that marmity goodness. Seriously, I could eat marmite from the jar with a spoon. Spread it on thick! It's the only way to eat marmite...

Source - 33 years of being a brit

I'm not sure how any likes it when you lay it on that thick. To spread it thinly enough to be palatable you really need to mix it with melted butter. Toast and toasted muffins are perfect. Crumpets are less than ideal since a lot of marmite tends to get trapped in the holes. Anyway, these cats are doing it wrong.

-Source: 25years of being British.

Hey, happy 32nd birthday, Rae!

Pip pip, cheerio, and all that sort of thing!

Enjoy a birthday crumpet with my compliments.

Yay crumpet party!!!

Congrats!

Crumpets for all of Siftlandia!!!!!!!!

Louis done bumped it/with the tea and the crumpet.

Ok I'm not sure what powers I have, or if I'd want to exercise them. I'm not a Judge here, is any of the admins in a position to weigh in?

My feeling is that qualm should go fix up his mess in the very least (if it's not already been done), Gwiz should stop goading him and the rest of us all go out for tea and crumpets.

I don't think we go far enough. Any video that includes crumpets, revolting tea, poor dental hygiene, or humor of the dry or absurd variety should unequivocally be called *british.

simon amstell is mu crumpet

I just invite them over for tea and crumpets, they seem to oddly enjoy that.

Major congrats! I have a special batch of A$$ GR@V33 for you to spread on your crumpets when you're on the dog and bone up the apples and pears. Ahem.

It's a big milestone, and you got here quickly! Awesome.

cricket has long pauses and interludes to allow for people to sip there tea and butter up there crumpets