Some dude named Cornelius signed it so it must be true. He even signed it in 'cursive' so that's like extra for true.

^Actually my real name is Cornelius Shazbutt... but lets keep that on the down low.

I'm always curious when people use word etymology to politically persuade people. Here they said "janke" is Dutch meaning pirate. According to http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?l=y the etymology of Yankee is:

"1683, a name applied disparagingly by Du. settlers in New Amsterdam (New York) to English colonists in neighboring Connecticut. It may be from Du. Janke, lit. "Little John," dim. of common personal name Jan; or it may be from Jan Kes familiar form of "John Cornelius," or perhaps an alt. of Jan Kees, dial. variant of Jan Kaas, lit. "John Cheese," the generic nickname the Flemings used for Dutchmen. It originally seems to have been applied insultingly to Dutch, especially freebooters, before they turned around and slapped it on the English. A less-likely theory is that it represents some southern New England Algonquian language mangling of English. In Eng. a term of contempt (1750s) before its use as a general term for "native of New England" (1765); during the American Revolution it became a disparaging British word for all American native or inhabitants. Shortened form Yank in reference to "an American" first recorded 1778."

A guy should never hit a girl. On that same note, it's NEVER ok for a girl to hit a guy, either. EVER. Take all that stereotypical macho bullshit out of the equation and get rid of that double-standard. And besides, if pain is your game, you'll hurt the person a lot more by just dumping their ass and not having anything to do with them anymore.

And regarding the proper action to take should you ever come across the above example, you separate the two. Forcibly, if required. But you don't attack the guy. Attempting to use violence to solve violence doesn't work. What did we all learn from Vito Cornelius (The Fifth Element)?

"Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting it will only make it stronger."

In agreement with SDGundamX; it will only further emasculate him and make him that much more reliant on violence in the future.

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For 1000 star points, Dag will fly to your town on a sled guided by a magic camel he calls "Cornelius". He will then break into your home by means of the toilet in the middle of the night and spoon you while you sleep. On top of that you must leave a plate of carne asada and a glass of jenkem out for him. He's like a creepy Santa Claus.

Yeah well, sharing moments we all remember is (*ad nauseum) all well and good-However.....I don't even ovte simpsons any more, cause the shit is played-

let's pray to Mustapha Cornelius, that the goddamn Daily Show, and Comedy Central, follows suit, all ya creativity-deprived, and, ya masters of some contextual spin, and really good tags and titles.......!

Down with a recap of last night's sports, or remakes of TV shows into mooovies, etc, etc etc, Halloween IVMMXX!!!!

There are two other great tracks here and here.

Wow, i never expected to see/hear some Cornelius on the sift.

OH YEAH Al Green baby!!

And as a bonus we get to hear the paragon of hip Don Cornelius say his famous line, "and you can bet your last money, it's gonna be a stone gas, honey! I'm Don Cornelius, and as always in parting, we wish you love, peace and soul!"

@calvados; I've seen planty of crazy Japanese promos and commercials, and this one really stands out as especially inexplicable.

If you like this I recommend other work by Gen Sekiguchi, as well as the promos and comercials of Koichiro Tsujikawa,... like http://www.videosift.com/video/cornelius-fit-song-unbelievable-pseudo-stop-motion-video , posted by the super-sifter plastiquemonkey.