Would suck if it immediately got chopped up in that boat's motor.

Nice that they did that though.

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Barky Clouseau: Does your whale bite?
Boat Captain: No.
Barky Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the whale] Nice whalee.
[Whale breaches and bites at Barky Clouseau's muzzle]
Barky Clouseau: I thought you said your whale did not bite!
Boat Captain: That is not my whale.

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ALL you can drink?

This reminds me of those "all drinks are on us" cruises you see advertised on TV.

I mean, a thousand frat boys with an unlimited bar tab stuck on a boat with nothing else to do? Didn't anyone involved in this promotion see the videos of the Nickel Beer Night Riot in Cleveland? If they haven't, they really should, because the Nickel Beer Night Riot was the greatest thing to happen in the history of Western Civilization Assholery. I'm serious! If I had a time machine, screw going back to meet Jesus or killing baby Hitler: I'd grab me a ride to June 4, 1974, drop a dollar at the beer concession stand, then get hoot-chimp drunk and huck D-cells at the Texas Rangers until it was Penis Puppetry time at third base.

All-you-can-drink beer in Japan? That'd be like the Nickel Beer Night Riot, only with samurai and ninjas -- how fucking awesome would that be?! I'm half-way to the airport already!

God bless you, Japan!

It's bad when you feel sea sick and you weren't even on the boat.

The "triple breach" tour guy sits in the back of the boat and when he directs everyone to watch, he slowly sticks his amped up stun gun in the water.

It's an old Sea World trick.

Like short course off road racing for boats.
Some day I want to see them try a land rush start....or even a Le Mans start. That could get interesting.

So what you're saying is, the Dolphin is basically surfing without a surfboard on an underwater wave created at the bow of the boat.

I can live with that.

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The island is 12 miles from the mainland. How does she get a 2-hour boat ride out of that? I guess if you are paddling a canoe.

It's not the best footage out there, just the best I could find....but that's incorrect, a glowing, 2' across rock punched a hole in the roof and, in other footage, can be seen glowing on the deck of the boat afterwards.

Looks like the water neat the boat was hit, and the boat was showered with spray and pebbles.

-scheherazade