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schmawy
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Three cheers for the epitome of cool!
And such a cute kitty, too! *chin scratches*
My pleasure Poolcleaner. That one took some doin', but I really liked it (might go back for the other one in your pq later
. I think I remember you leving a thanks for me in the thread anyway. Sift on, my friend!

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
I never thanked you for your help sifting my first video, Schmawy. Thanks.
BoneRemake
(Member Profile)
Boner, it's been SOOOO long since I last thanked you for posting this embedded video on my profile. It is truly (and I mean that with sincerity) an epic moment in Hollywood. I couldn't imagine Videosift without this THIS THIS THIS THIS
THANK YOU, BonerEmake, THANK YOU!
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
lucky760
(Member Profile)
There was a song with lyrics about reality being a ride on a bus and I just realized how ignorantly racist it is! God must truly have a sick sense of humor so if Jesus is real, he needs his meds pronto.
Is he man, is he god -- that long hair and those robes -- I gotta wonder if Jesus is transgender. It's more socially acceptable to be a half god than half woman. Just ask Kevin Sorbo.
Gods and half men of the bus. Also why you don't fuck with bus riders. That "I'm a Motherfucker" man from that infamous amber lamps video: Thor.
Every god rides a bus. My wife rides the metro, which is an even sicker version of a bus, the woman is a Goddess.
Okay, you got me.

I'll admit I was just being a contrarian. I really am blown away to learn that Jesus is not only real but has returned to earth.
Praise the lord god almighty!!!
What if god was one of us... just a stranger on the bus trying to help you find your keys...
lucky760
(Member Profile)
No, no, no it's wizard magic. Stop denying the truth and join the majority in our moral duty to behold miracles. The earth, the sun, the tides go in, and the wizard detects all keys. Every public transportation has a wizard. It's just common knowledge, dude. Grow up -- Accept the miracle!!!!!
YOUR WAY OF THINKING TRANMOGRIFIES THE MIRACLES OF GODS AND WIZARDS INTO MUNDANE BULLSHIT. Doesn't life shine brighter and carry dutiful meaning when we belive in miracles and predestined immaculate key detection?
I don't understand the excitement.

The bus passed the biker. While passing the passenger happened to notice the keys fall out. The biker caught up to the bus. The passenger told the biker.
WOW! MYSTERIOUS!
nah, not so much
newtboy
(Member Profile)
Ha ha ha ha ha! You're a good person, newt. May you get better. (Citation: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Scene 5, Villager #3)
Yeah, well, when you quote Groucho (after not quoting Groucho) from a not so well read book passage where he's not being funny, and it sounds much more like someone complaining about not understanding my classic Groucho MOVIE quote rather than quipping, it's easier to miss. I'm not ashamed. ;-)
I looked it up, and from the moment I picked up his book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
newtboy
(Member Profile)
Clearly, this went COMPLETELY over yours! I was dancing with you and you lost step, my boy.

Groucho done SERVED you from beyond the grave.
And honestly, no man ever truly wants their friends to win -- so I'm happy. (There's some more Groucho wisdom for which you may attribute to me and judge.)
/jokingly hehehehe
look up, I think something just went over your head!
Nephelimdream
(Member Profile)
Go Dodgers!!!
Giants fan myself. Good luck, but not to much.
Fairbs (Member Profile)
Kids in the Hall is my favorite sketch comedy group of all time. Monty Python a close second. I just think those Canadians are cuter crossdressers.
FlowersInHisHair
(Member Profile)
I understand. I've been in cover bands. I was providing solid, factual information and the zeitgeist of the truly raw emotional music called metal. How does this equate to the lack of understanding of the music industry and the game they force musicians into? Then the game those very musicians somehow embrace via, what, musical Stockholm syndrome? lol!!!
Yeah, it sure is a good way to practice and get views. I agree, but how is it Top 15? All the other good musicians playing the good but unpopular songs and aren't cute enough for branding?
Yay Capitalism. It works. Who would have guessed. But I don't base my up votes on this sad fact of economics. It's bullshit. The music industry should be a sacred institution of musical progression and the pursuit of higher standards in music. But it's just a machine. The machine doesn't produce the truly great stuff. The great stuff is made by geniuses who write music because they breath it. It's made by disenfranchised youth. It is NOT this. This is cute but fucking SAD. But I guess no one gives a fuck because cool that's how it works. Ignore the superior talent, the artists with passion and personal drive due to adversity -- nooooooooo, focus on the popular talent.
Covering popular standards is a good way of practicing and also of getting some views. Many bands on YouTube do it and it seems a bit weird and pompous to pick on these talented performers for doing it too.
saber2x
(Member Profile)
And then EA and iPad had to ruin everything! Change your icon to War for the Overworld!
Thanks! Evil, malice, death, decay, just another working day!
In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
Nice avatar. I miss the Dungeon Keeper series...
newtboy
(Member Profile)
Garfield syndrome?
Noooo, as in Philip J Fry's disease. (from Futurama)
Restored Faith In Humanity - The Norweigans
I can also make unfounded statements: This would have failed in Norway, just the same as it would have failed in the US, if the kid was a minority and/or wearing an exotic outfit.
Hence why it starts with a white child and leads into helping people in Syria. If they had shown us children in Syria, I don't believe this video would exist because no one in Norway would be tricked into giving a shit.
Besides, Norwegians don't believe in democracy, every American citizen knows and practices this belief -- because Fox says so, telepathically. In all of our minds. All of hivemind America.
Sadly, I don't think it would have gone as well in America.
oritteropo
(Member Profile)
Yeah, I'm just being the glass is half empty guy for all the miracle thinkers. heh
Much less
Perhaps 10%-30% are near misses, the rest are the other kind (not always snuff, but not misses).
Ylvis - Work it [Official music video HD]
Don't you hate it when you freak out during a threesome and the women walk away for lesbian time?
Sniper007 (Member Profile)
Think bigger: Cannabis could cure our constant state of war and aggression.
Worst thing that ever happened to me was alcohol abuse; best thing was my discovery of cannabis. It's helped me become a caring human being and resolves my anger issues.
The fact that it's use is a mostly illegal is infuriating. They want us fighting drunk, not peacefully high.
Cancer isn't a virtue. Screw oncologists. Cannabis cures most cancers.
There, I said it.