LOL!

In reply to this comment by enoch:
HA!
how do ya like me now?
can you fell it? can ..you..feel..it......
yeah baby..that's what i'm talking bout!


wait..what was i talking about again?

TYVM enoch!


In reply to this comment by enoch:
HA!
how do ya like me now?
can you fell it? can ..you..feel..it......
yeah baby..that's what i'm talking bout!


wait..what was i talking about again?

HA!
how do ya like me now?
can you fell it? can ..you..feel..it......
yeah baby..that's what i'm talking bout!


wait..what was i talking about again?

If I could up vote 10 times I would, In a nutshell....FUCK YEAH baby

...and yeah, baby not sleeping at all...

Yeah, baby. *raises fist in the air*

Because I strive to be an honest person, I haven't participated in one of these roasts up till this point. Making false, crass, juvenile claims about people, even for fun, just doesn't sit right with me. However, today the roastee is blankfist and I have absolutely no problems making true, crass, juvenile claims.

Speaking of making things up, blankfist claims he owns a signed copy of Amazing Fantasy #15. For those not in the know, this is the first appearance of Spider-Man and is worth a rather hefty $50,000. Now blankfist, kids of low self-esteem often make up stories to impress people with, but you've got to keep those stories believable if you expect them to work. Also, bragging about comics isn't likely to work on girls... this is why you're not allowed on the premises of elementary schools nationwide.

When you think about it, as a web dev, blankfist is really not unlike the <blink> tag: He serves no real purpose and anyone with a modicum of intelligence detests him and the people who associate with him.

Before blankfist met his GF, she used to spend her weekends with Ryan Leslie and Sacha Baron Cohen, something she's thinking she should have stuck with since blankfist prefers cranking it to Ross Perot Ron Paul's photo instead of being intimate with her. She confessed he recently woke her up in the middle of the night yelling "The Revolution is coming, Ron! Yeah, baby! The Revolution!" from the bathroom. She said it would probably be too awkward to go back to Cohen after the Ron Paul stunt in Bruno, though.

That's pretty neat.

What I'm wondering though is - did the manufacturer make provisions in the case he were having an intercourse at the time of his heart attack? And if that happened, would the ensuing jolt make his partner (female, presumably) have an orgasm?

Not that I need any help with my sex life: my 40-inch schlong instantly satisfies any woman that puts her clitoris in my prostate. Yeah, baby - I'm THAT experienced!

This comment thread is a real delight! You can see all those sifters from a year ago getting used to their star powers! haha

And yeah, Yoko's screaming is messed up.

"John? Can I sing with you?"
"Yeah Baby! You just come and scream like rabbit being mauled by a hawk at all my concerts. People will love it! Oh and did I mention that I associate you with my mother?"

yeah baby!

You're absolutely right. I can see how that could offend. I explained myself in my comment below and I hope that you don't call me a liar again, because I am being sincere. I really am sorry your paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle is depressing, but not everyone's is. That is what I meant. I know that depression is not something that people can help and I don't want to ridicule you for that. Although, I can't really help that I have a bulbous nose, either.

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
This. "I'm sorry your life is depressing." If you weren't so passive agressive, maybe... Just maybe.

In reply to this comment by thepinky:
I'm sorry your life is depressing. I'm getting myself through college paycheck to paycheck and I'm not depressed at all. I don't have a loan, I'm not receiving financial help from the government, I work hard, and I have $14 in my bank account. Sure, I can't afford grapes, but I'm perfectly happy. Low income, paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyles can be tough, but it is delusional and condescending to think that we're all depressed. This is how people live.

I would be grateful for a job at Wal-Mart right about now, actually. There are no jobs left in this town.

>> ^UsesProzac:
It's extremely depressing to live paycheck to paycheck. And I'm always hungry!
Most of the time we don't make it to the next paycheck before we run out of money. Food is so expensive. [Fuck Walmart, though. That place is so dirty and their concept of a sale, one or two cents cheaper, baffles me. Yeah, baby, you can find me at Aldi's!]

This. "I'm sorry your life is depressing." If you weren't so passive agressive, maybe... Just maybe.

In reply to this comment by thepinky:
I'm sorry your life is depressing. I'm getting myself through college paycheck to paycheck and I'm not depressed at all. I don't have a loan, I'm not receiving financial help from the government, I work hard, and I have $14 in my bank account. Sure, I can't afford grapes, but I'm perfectly happy. Low income, paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyles can be tough, but it is delusional and condescending to think that we're all depressed. This is how people live.

I would be grateful for a job at Wal-Mart right about now, actually. There are no jobs left in this town.

>> ^UsesProzac:
It's extremely depressing to live paycheck to paycheck. And I'm always hungry!
Most of the time we don't make it to the next paycheck before we run out of money. Food is so expensive. [Fuck Walmart, though. That place is so dirty and their concept of a sale, one or two cents cheaper, baffles me. Yeah, baby, you can find me at Aldi's!]

I'm sorry your life is depressing. I'm getting myself through college paycheck to paycheck and I'm not depressed at all. I don't have a loan, I'm not receiving financial help from the government, I work hard, and I have $14 in my bank account. Sure, I can't afford grapes, but I'm perfectly happy. Low income, paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyles can be tough, but it is delusional and condescending to think that we're all depressed. This is how people live.

I would be grateful for a job at Wal-Mart right about now, actually. There are no jobs left in this town.

>> ^UsesProzac:
It's extremely depressing to live paycheck to paycheck. And I'm always hungry!
Most of the time we don't make it to the next paycheck before we run out of money. Food is so expensive. [Fuck Walmart, though. That place is so dirty and their concept of a sale, one or two cents cheaper, baffles me. Yeah, baby, you can find me at Aldi's!]

It's extremely depressing to live paycheck to paycheck. And I'm always hungry!

Most of the time we don't make it to the next paycheck before we run out of money. Food is so expensive. [Fuck Walmart, though. That place is so dirty and their concept of a sale, one or two cents cheaper, baffles me. Yeah, baby, you can find me at Aldi's!]

Yeah baby!