Graveyard Train without the overt alcoholism, mummies, witches, werewolves, chains, soul and talent.

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been sifted before, not sure if it counts as a dupe since the other version is live.

http://videosift.com/video/Warren-Zevon-Werewolves-of-London

Ahhh ... the elusive King of the Redneck Werewolves in his native habitat, summoning his "were-pack". That camera man [assuming it IS a man] was lucky to get out of there alive ... or did he/she/it?

Red queen effect: Parasitic humans feed off of the cow, steals the natural flowing water and installs human-centric water holes. In competition with the human parasite the cow is forced to learn to use the water pump. And thus the arms race between cow and human.

Who will win?

My money is that humans destroy themselves and cow survives, finally free of it's parasitic relationship with the upright mammals. They then go on to evolve into upright cow people. Only to encounter the humans again.

They then join with the radioactive green humans (nuclear fallout survivors) and zombie humans (the ones that didn't survive the fallout but were taken over by parasites of their own) to kill the humans, many of whom are dwarves and really small midgets.

Some hippies that bonded with trees are found to have survived, each with their own vision of what it is to be a tree hugger. Some of them join the humans (with their now dominant midget genes) and some of them join the green humans and cow people.

Along the way we discover that in China pandas have evolved into panda people and all along there were werewolves and shit. Including dimensions made entirely of fire with slimes that thrive off of radiation, only to become what is perceived as fire elementals and H.P. Lovecraft's things were real too. Oh and the entire pantheon of all people from all of time.

Society rebuilds itself but war never changes.

Yeah, daddy-o, silver bullets for werewolves!!

when I saw the title I thought she was going to talk about the CGI werewolves walking sideways on walls in the movie Underworld.

Give me evidence that Aliens don't live on the moon.
Give me evidence that The Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real.
Give me evidence that the Greek Gods don't exist
Give me evidence that Cthulhu doesn't exist
Give me evidence that aliens don't exist
Give me evidence that ghosts don't exist
Give me evidence that vampires don't exist
Give me evidence that werewolves don't exist
Give me evidence that entire civilizations of dwarves don't live deep in the earth hidden from mankind
Give me evidence that dragons don't exist
Give me evidence that all other deities don't exist

Wow, if you can't disprove them all, they must all be real. Earth is starting to look very complicated.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Buffy and Blade teaming up to kill the Vampires and Werewolves of Twilight? Brilliant.


Funny or Die MUST listen to you...

Buffy and Blade teaming up to kill the Vampires and Werewolves of Twilight? Brilliant.

I have a 3 y/o daughter and she gets upset like this if I just point at her or stick out my tongue. It's funny what will upset them at this age and what will not. One night when I was tucking her in, she starts talking about werewolves. I of course starting to tell her that werewolves are not real, and she actually got pissed at me. She says "DADDY! werewolves ARE real!" So I said "tonight you dream about unicorns, rainbows, and purple werewolves." She says "thank you daddy.....goodnite!" Now every night when I tuck her in, I have to include talking about "purple werewolves" or she gets upset. =)

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Ahem. Conan is NOT terrible.


Conan is both awesome and terrible at the same time. It is awesome with its corniness and fluff. It is likewise terrible

How many times do they say, "Wrath-Amon!" Or like how the Lycan thorns that turn people into werewolves but somehow place them under the control of the witch who shot them from a blowgun?

Or how everything surprises Conan like some cheap ninja film? Including, I might add, ninjas? And poison...

I find it fun and awesome. But I will respect the Jigga in this matter. (Also @legacy0100)

>> ^rich_magnet:

Silver body. Pshaw. Needs silver bolts - vampires watch out!


Wood for vamps, silver for werewolves.

and so, the age of werewolves begun ...

hippie werewolves lol what a name!