Not wanking fast enough? Speed up your porn...

I like how the only English he uses is for "vagina" and "wanking device." Looks like I'll have no problems during my visit to Japan.

>> ^choggie:
Hmmm. Lessse dystopiaufrtdy, Pat Condell needs a spot on the BBC's nightly wank. Deek Jackson has his own news channel on YouTube called FKKN News-My vote is for Deek to replace all media news outlets' collective hoo-ha, and for everyone to get Telescreens™ that can't be turned off, only down.
24/7 deprogramming is the only way to undo what has been done to nations of the television addicted-That and bring back hard copys' popularity....The public library needs a revamp-Fettish librarians, BYOBBB, and hooka lounges....and a ventilation chamber for homeless folks.


I sense this is about as close as I get before the choggie parabola swings wide again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Lfl2j7ahE - Very funny, and similarly riding that fine line between the serious and self-parody.

I want to see that wanking exercise equipment infomercial now

Hmmm. Lessse dystopiaufrtdy, Pat Condell needs a spot on the BBC's nightly wank. Deek Jackson has his own news channel on YouTube called FKKN News-My vote is for Deek to replace all media news outlets' collective hoo-ha, and for everyone to get Telescreens™ that can't be turned off, only down.

24/7 deprogramming is the only way to undo what has been done to nations of the television addicted-That and bring back hard copys' popularity....The public library needs a revamp-Fettish librarians, BYOBBB, and hooka lounges....and a ventilation chamber for homeless folks.

This is from the BBC show "The Elephants Guide To Sex", on the same program they also wank an elephant and Shamu. No joke.

Something's wrong, I don't get any video just audio.

All I keep hearing is Obama saying 'Yes we can, wank you sailing!'.

WTF's this video about? 0.o

His best one of recent work. The "slimy white burst of fan-wank circling the shower drain" line had me rolling. He reminds me of Dennis Miller's style; with the esoteric references. That was before Miller turned into the aforementioned slimy white burst of fan-wank.

ok this is the last one i will post... its just too fun:

Stranger: horny girl??
You: steven is that you?
Stranger: no
You: where the fuck have you been?
You: ive been fucking blowing up your cell phone for days
Stranger: out door
You: is it Jessica again?
You: oh wait..
You: youre not steven?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what do you have to say
You: how did you know to call me horny girl then?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ask you
You: do you think that marriages can last
You: do you want to get married one day?
Stranger: yes or no
Stranger: no
You: explain this to me....... what's the point of cyber sex?
Stranger: do wank with webcam
You: why dont you find a real girl to press her nasty parts on yours?
You: are you really ugly or something?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is BS. This is not porn and if you think it is - you're wrong.

Who in the world would wank off to this video I don't get - when on whichever site this is uploaded there are a 100 more that are 1000 times more hardcore than this. And EndAll - puh-leaz, 8+ mil views mean that the majority of the viewers got off watching it? I'm absolutely sure that, like me, the majority of men were more interested in subject matter than in sneaking in a quick wank in these 10 minutes.

Let's face it - dag did the right thing for VS by taking this down - but not for the reason this was porn ('cause it's not). No, it was because the advertisers have shown they're extra-touchy about sexuality and the naked body, and it's better not to tempt fate this way. So I support dag's decision but I strongly disagree with whoever says this is porn.

Sometimes when I'm having a wank, and there's a helicopter circling in the area [it happens a lot here (both circumstances)], I wonder if they're looking for weed...and if they are looking for weed, do they have one of those thermal cameras? and if they do have those thermal cameras, can they see me jacking off? so I give them a thumbs up.

lol you got it man!

In reply to this comment by rymin:
im guessing there's a lot of wanking when you are in this kind of band. lol.

im guessing there's a lot of wanking when you are in this kind of band. lol.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'wank, jerk, busted' to 'wank, jerk, busted, sun roof, masturbation' - edited by EDD

God, it's such a shame that people got so fucking pissed off that "things weren't getting done" and wanked on about it for so long that now admin are just dealing with things sometimes without any real need to (this being a case in point). This is what you got VideoSift, well done.

Sucks you got the tail end of all the pussy whiners V