Haha, "Waffles"!

Wasn't gonna upvote until i saw that his name was waffles. Just something about a cat named waffles made the video for me.

Before people start waffling on about stupidity, this is not stupidity, it's fucking ignorance. All the questions were things a late primary school child could answer (well, at least when I went to school).

He's so pig ignorant that he doesn't understand that they are all taking the piss out of him...

I had a trainee at work this year who, at 19, didn't know what the fuck a JURY was.

Serious question: When you have chicken and waffles together (which I've never tried - I guess it hasn't caught on in Canada)...do people usually put syrup on both?

He's staring at you like you're a hot piece of chicken. (he doesn't look at me like that - I guess he doesn't like waffles)

Can I be the waffles?

P.S. I thought it was all about the McMuffin.

I take it you are not familiar with the Oath of Office for the US government?

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God."

So when the government breaks it's oath, breaks faith to the people and demands of it's soldiers, those men and women who are ready to pay the ultimate price, that they commit atrocious crimes, what worth is there honouring your oath to them?

More importantly, Nuremberg proved that "just following orders" ie. adhering to your oath as a soldier, was not a defense. In the recent debacle in the Australian Defense Force, the chief of armies has explicitly said that people who received the illicit emails and deleted them rather than reporting would also be held responsible because they didn't blow the whistle...

You can waffle on about honour and adhering to ones oath, but the truth is you're advocating the path of the coward. Stay quiet, don't speak out, be a good little lap dog to the establishment. Allow evil to happen because you don't have the cojones to do anything about it. Take cold comfort in the fact that you "honoured" your oath.

Depending on how recent this snapshot of wealth is, Bill Gates waffles back and forth between number 1 and number 2 in relation to the price of his Microsoft stock holdings. Recently he went back up to #1 but may have fallen again after the new Xbox was announced.

Here's to the land of the mythical supercomputer "The Beast", Toots Theilmans, Telex and Soulwax, 10,000 chocolates, 2000 beers, and fat slabs 'o waffles!!

Don't google blue waffle. Just sayin.

ChiCity say, "droppin' vagina panties all over the place"
Brother has it down though, the ladies like when the men's bees tidier than they roommates....
-Beverage assortment
-clean kitchen
-clean bathroom
-master bedroom , fresh sheets, Queen bed
-guest bedroom King-sized bed, sound system, stocked mini-fridge, etc.
be prepared for Belgian waffles, bacon, maple syrup 'n berry medley and a ride to work, aww WHAAT!??

In a remote clearing in a Canadian forest.

"You got the money?"

"Yeah, you got the stuff?"

"Yeah, 100% pure and uncut."

"I'll be the judge of that. (sticks knife in jar of syrup and tastes) That's the real deal. Where's the waffle mix?"

"Waffle mix was never part of the deal, Gustavo."

"The deal's been changed." (Gustavo's armed guards draw their weapons.)

"I brought muscle too, Gustavo. (two snipers reveal their position in the distance, a beam of sunlight flashes off one of the scopes) Your move..... amigo."

Cool! I have always found you to be a very interesting and humble man. I too despise fake forms of flattery and also hate to be seemingly kiss-ass, but will always give a compliment where I see one, because it costs nothing and can inspire simple greatness into something spetacular. Or just makes everyone concerned feel nice...why don't more people want to spread happiness?

/waffle

I seem to recall another episode of QI when it was said that wearing black or white made no difference in retaining/reflecting heat. AH, just thought; light is absorbed by black, but not heat. Er, sorry, I'm waffling now.