np man . i blame the original video's tags

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sorry, mate
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Japanese-Gong-Show-mans-clothes-are-Gone-in-7-Seconds

and I second what blankfist said. that pic was rather scrumtralescent

>> ^blankfist:
You are a very vile and very funny man.
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http://rottenseed.videosift.com/#comment-694923

I know it's been here, but I can't find it now, so it might not be a dupe. I looked at all the videos with "clothes", "clothing", or "undress" and all videos with votes over 20 for "japan". I didn't find it.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'scarlett johansson, photoshop, undressing, image, manipulation, rammstein, nude' to 'scarlett johansson, photoshop, undressing, image, manipulation, rammstein, nude, bewbs' - edited by calvados

Working to *promote sexy partially undressed women in public since 1992.

Defeat, destroyed by what the lady says
I'll recall this to the end of days
I kneel before thee
But refuse to flee
'Cause I've seen the error of my ways

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane


In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.

(Oh God, I quoted Tolkien.. I'm such a nerd)

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin

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A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy


In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"



In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her

You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane


In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.

(Oh God, I quoted Tolkien.. I'm such a nerd)

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy


In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"



In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her

Awesome. I never learned French in high school as well as I should have, because I was too busy undressing my French teacher with my eyes.

Now all my English teachers were hideous, which is why I'm much stronger at it.

In reply to this comment by calvados:
You did, and I also would've accepted "de rien" or "pas de trouble"

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Bienvenue. (Did I get it right?

In reply to this comment by calvados:
Thanks for the promo!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote

*love

I can't believe life's so complex
When I just wanna' sit here and watch you undress
This is love that I'm feeling
Does it have to be a life full of dread?
I wanna' chase you round the table, I wanna' touch your head
This is love that I'm feeling
I can't believe that the axis turns on suffering
When you taste so good
I can't believe that the axis turns on suffering
While my head burns
This is love that I'm feeling
Even in the summer, even in the spring
You can never get too much of a wonderful thing

You're the only story that I never told
You're my dirty little secret, wanna' keep you so
Come on out, come on over, help me forget
Keep the walls from falling on me, tumbling in
- This is love that I'm feeling

This is argument by question, and being that no real reason to answer it. People tend to care less about what happens to others,

Relativism is the idea that some elements or aspects of experience or culture are relative to, i.e., dependent on, other elements or aspects.

Common statements that might be considered relativistic include

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.html#question

just curious, whats stopping the "women against violence" charity from donating money to cover the cost of local rape kits? or a judge from sentencing every convicted rapist (among other consequences) to cover the cost of 25 rape kits?
i've read two books by ayn rand--one at 138 pages, and one at 224 pages. i guess thats a lot if you're someone who doesn't read any books?


The contents of a rape kit:
A sexual assault evidence collection kit contains commonly available examination tools such as:

* Detailed instructions for the examiner
* Forms for documentation
* Tube for blood sample
* Urine sample container
* Paper bags for clothing collection
* Large sheet of paper for patient to undress over
* Cotton swabs for biological evidence collection
* Sterile water
* Sterile saline
* Glass slides
* Unwaxed dental floss
* Wooden stick for fingernail scrapings
* Envelopes or boxes for individual evidence samples
* Labels

Other items needed for a forensic/medical exam and treatment that may not be included in the rape kit are:

* Woods lamp
* Toluidine blue dye
* Drying rack for wet swabs and/or clothing
* Patient gown, cover sheet, blanket, pillow
* Needles/syringes for blood drawing
* Speculums
* Post-It Notes used to collect trace evidence
* Camera (35 mm, digital, or Polaroid), film, batteries
* Medscope and/or colcoscope
* Microscope
* Surgilube
* Acetic acid diluted spray
* Medications
* Clean clothing and shower/hygiene items for the victim's use after the exam
Thanks to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_kit

Sorry, but it's a dupe.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Undressing-a-woman-with-a-digging-machine
*discard

I think it's the belly jiggle of the sexy, sexy, shovel operator. Taps into something about the female fantasy of male pregnancy.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Sorry, but your mechanical shovel stripping a woman video is a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Undressing-a-woman-with-a-digging-machine

Oxdottir posted it. What is it with women posting videos about machines undressing them? Is it more appealing than a man doing it? Are we really that bad at it? Fucking machines.

Dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Undressing-a-woman-with-a-digging-machine

Sorry, but your mechanical shovel stripping a woman video is a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Undressing-a-woman-with-a-digging-machine

Oxdottir posted it. What is it with women posting videos about machines undressing them? Is it more appealing than a man doing it? Are we really that bad at it? Fucking machines.

Send it to someone else.

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Time to call the trucks, I'm coming home today

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>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Hey lets do a song! What do you say KP?

How about I start it off. You do the next line and then send it to someone else. You have to include the other parts of the song. Here it goes... a one, a two, a one two three four-

When you were here before,

Couldn't look you in the eye,

Your homely pinafore,

On the bed of some other guy.

You laughed when I undressed,

and went and made a snack,

Cheeseball with staples, cheeseball with staples

yeah yeah yeah, you need to stop smokin' crack!

Time to call the trucks, I'm coming home today

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>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Hey lets do a song! What do you say KP?

How about I start it off. You do the next line and then send it to someone else. You have to include the other parts of the song. Here it goes... a one, a two, a one two three four-

When you were here before,

Couldn't look you in the eye,

Your homely pinafore,

On the bed of some other guy.

You laughed when I undressed,

and went and made a snack,

Cheeseball with staples, cheeseball with staples

yeah yeah yeah, you need to stop smokin' crack!