Thanks sweetie.

It wasn't a great day for America, was it?

In reply to this comment by Boise_Lib:
*quality show
*1sttube

Oh sweetie, you can't post videos that you have made yourself. Perhaps you can get someone here to post it for you.

*ban

Hopefully you will get yourself reinstated and come watch and vote for other vids.

>> ^bareboards2:

dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/High-Pressure-Car-Wash
Sorry, sweetie, your vid is slightly shorter, slightly different angle, however I would say it is not sufficiently different to be considered a brand new video.
You have good taste though -- the original garnered a buttload of votes!


*isdupe

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/High-Pressure-Car-Wash

Sorry, sweetie, your vid is slightly shorter, slightly different angle, however I would say it is not sufficiently different to be considered a brand new video.

You have good taste though -- the original garnered a buttload of votes!

feelin the love.
thanks sweetie )

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Cat-answers-the-office-phone

Sorry Issy Sweetie.

@Boise_Lib, wanna come dupe?

Sorry, sweetie, this is a dupe. It is the "meat" of this slightly longer vid with title cards.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Always-check-the-public-toilets

I love the guy at 0:50 that looks like he's trying to reason with the crying girl and cheer her up. "C'mon dear, we're just trying to brutalize and imprison you for expressing your beliefs. Please turn that frown upside-down so that it's easier for us to drag you away sweetie."

Oh @MikesHL13.... here is your sweetie again!

Have a Mike's Hard Lemonade and think of your old friends here at the Sift.....

workworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkwork

The ladies must be all over you.

>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
It's a good thing you have that marked as sarcastic, because you sure as fuck weren't just saying it to "help" someone. You give someone harsh criticism to help them in a friendly, reassuring way, not by making snide, rude remarks on the internet

>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?


Honesty is the best policy.

Why spare someone's feelings when the truth stands a much greater chance of helping them in the long run?
It's like when your friend thinks they can draw really good artwork or make really good music. You let them show their talent and then realize they're really not that good, and it's actually kind of crappy, but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you praise them and tell them how great it is. Then they enter an art competition because they think they're so awesome because all their friends told them they were. Simon Cowell then tells them they suck and whoever told them they didn't was lying to them. Now they feel HORRIBLE because they just embarrassed themselves on national television, AND had their aspirations crushed AND they hate you for lying to them. GOOD GOIN, BUDDY!! You just ruined someone's life!
Wow you're a shitty person.


Okay let me rephrase my original message: "Sweetie, honey-bun, you're fucking huge, baby. And your fat rolls stink. Go on a fucking diet, because holy fucking shit you're pissing off the people on the bus because there's no motherfucking room to sit, and you and your kind are eating up the world's food supply while costing humanity millions in extra fuel for cars and planes to haul your fat ass from place to place, and I don't like seeing 800lb humans get out of a giant car taking up two handicapped spots that could have been used for normal people who know how to control their eating habits. So please, beautiful, drop the happy meal and eat a nice salad. I'll even make one for you, sweetie-bumpkins! "

>> ^MarineGunrock:

It's a good thing you have that marked as sarcastic, because you sure as fuck weren't just saying it to "help" someone. You give someone harsh criticism to help them in a friendly, reassuring way, not by making snide, rude remarks on the internet

>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?


Honesty is the best policy.

Why spare someone's feelings when the truth stands a much greater chance of helping them in the long run?
It's like when your friend thinks they can draw really good artwork or make really good music. You let them show their talent and then realize they're really not that good, and it's actually kind of crappy, but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you praise them and tell them how great it is. Then they enter an art competition because they think they're so awesome because all their friends told them they were. Simon Cowell then tells them they suck and whoever told them they didn't was lying to them. Now they feel HORRIBLE because they just embarrassed themselves on national television, AND had their aspirations crushed AND they hate you for lying to them. GOOD GOIN, BUDDY!! You just ruined someone's life!
Wow you're a shitty person.


Okay let me rephrase my original message: "Sweetie, honey-bun, you're fucking huge, baby. And your fat rolls stink. Go on a fucking diet, because holy fucking shit you're pissing off the people on the bus because there's no motherfucking room to sit, and you and your kind are eating up the world's food supply while costing humanity millions in extra fuel for cars and planes to haul your fat ass from place to place, and I don't like seeing 800lb humans get out of a giant car taking up two handicapped spots that could have been used for normal people who know how to control their eating habits. So please, beautiful, drop the happy meal and eat a nice salad. I'll even make one for you, sweetie-bumpkins! "

At my last job I swear to fucking god or space juice that Saul Rosenberg called me! It could not have been faked by someone else because it was so professionally done. I immediately recognized the voice and knew a joke was in the pipeline. He asked me if I could print a face on rubber. So you know, he could have his face on a rubber as his fucked someone in the ass. Haha. I mean I was laughing way ahead of the joke so he knew he failed from the start. I forget how it was delivered. I even said, "So long sweety *tits*" and hung up the phone.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Marlita-Hill-the-Nigger-Speech

@Stingray, I need you, sweetie.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Marlita-Hill-the-Nigger-Speech

@Stingray, I need you, sweetie.

Oh poo. I was hoping you would dupe it, so I would have a backup embed. Oh well. No worries, back atcha!

In reply to this comment by mas8705:
>> ^bareboards2:

Sorry, sweetie, dupe of one of mine:
http://videosift.com/video/Shark-Jumps-Surfer
I can't call dupe though, since I am the original submitter.


No worries, that is why we have the *kill command