>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^burdturgler:
In all honesty a situation like this did happen to me once .. but there was a bar stool between us. It was fine until he high-fived me and left.

You're upset that he didn't wait around for you to Turgle your burd?


I don't know. It was just weird. I was in the "back" and he was in the "front" and he "blew a load in her face" and left. I mean, I finished, but .. kind of hard to feign a convo afterwards when some chick is wiping another guys cum off her lips. Just, weird.

>> ^burdturgler:
In all honesty a situation like this did happen to me once .. but there was a bar stool between us. It was fine until he high-fived me and left.


You're upset that he didn't wait around for you to Turgle your burd?

In all honesty a situation like this did happen to me once .. but there was a bar stool between us. It was fine until he high-fived me and left.

>> ^quantumushroom:If you seriously believe torture "doesn't work" ... simply kill the bastards where we find them

The overwhelming evidence is that torture, in fact, does not work. Your assessment that in the absence of the ability to usefully torture, we must engage is whole sale murder seems, a bit strained.

Consider that many people were taken into custody on the basis of information provided by paid stool pidgins. Are you suggesting we just assassinate anybody we are told to by any ethically questionable character willing to take our money?

If somebody is willing to get paid to accuse you, should the US gov have a sniper put a 50cal round through your head on your way to church? Or should they...GASP...use due process to determine if you are actually guilty?

horrible

put someone up there on a stool with a good voice and a guitar and i'd be much more entertained. this had so many extravagant effects built around it but at the core, in essence, it's utterly mediocre. she can't sing at all, but she looks good.

^ While you sit on a stool by the pool and drool like a fool?

I always get a warm and fuzzy feeling in my heart, seeing complete morons out protesting.

It just makes me feel so good to know that I've passed STOOLS smarter than these fools.

the comments regarding stool were enough to make me laugh

He had me at blood in his stool.

I'm sick like a sore throat swallow, drunk act to follow
I'll make the whole bottle hollow (what a ride!)
Rollin' wit' a open container, and one in the chamber
Ten Likwit CD's in the changer
Bettin' wages on the Lakers; yo' squad is in danger
Hoes go two ways these days like my pager
Say Hoe, my name is J-Ro, oh, you didn't know? (no)
Well, fuck you then!
I hang with cats, who chase rats, and kick tats
Hit the eightball like Minnesota fats
Got more ? than biceps, relax
Pure hoes jockin' in the studio flats
When I'm in the house, take off the wave cap for hats
Got scully from a hoochie, with lips like Da Brat
Raised in the valley of the shadow of death
So I fear none, time to anty up for the beer run

So all the ladies to the Limo, it's Tha Alkaholik car pool
Lyrics bang from thirty feet to blow y'all niggas off your bar stool
We back, to wet'cha, the flawless, the wallus
Regardless of your colors, Tha Liks are Alkaholiks

We the same three niggas that be makin' the noise
Doin' donuts in Ferraris, like some drunk hot boys

Do or die fool! Straight from the home of where we spark from
Where the weed'll leave ya dizzy like a tranquelizer dart gun
The L, not to be confused with Tinsletown
Well, I made a million dollars off this shit I penciled down
Flashy Tashy, be gunnin' from the worsest alliance
And when I die, I'ma donate all my verses to science
Do the tango, while rappers get strangled by the lone-shark
You be ridin' niggas dick, that's why you never make your own mark
I'm sober and justice, why this is my year
Screamin' "Party over here, fuck y'all over there!"
(Party over here, fuck y'all over there!)

King Tee started it off, and then came Tha Liks
Then Xzibit added hot done proda to the mix
Then Defari, "Hey you!" Comin' through, Likwit Crew
And ? gets the broom, who can sin it?
Who can sin it? Twisted and been it, but if the funk ain't in it
My DJ always submitted to spin it
If I said that I meant it, don't get'cha mouth pin it in ?
We feelin' with a penny, represent it

Aiyyo re-pre-sent, yo', re-si-dence
If it don't say Likwit, then you won't get bent
Aiyyo, dollars and cents, make the world just awkward
Got niggas in the hood, livin' next to their doctor
I'm a rowdy, mic-rocker, since the age of twenty-two
In the video, flossin', like "This could be you"
Likwit Crew, do it up, 'til the wheels fall off
Unlike these other niggas that had it and lost it
We stayed in the game, stayed hot, turned up the flame
[Pharoahe Monch] ("Y'all know the name!")

"I hate to be a stool pigeon, but..."

...you're going to do it anyway?

I'm new here, but maybe we should get approval from a committee of self-appointed VS SS. You submit your request for a downvote to the committee, and committee members can then approve your request by voting with their power points. Say... 5 points required for approval? Then the request could be forwarded to a "Downers Canyon" of sorts, where the junior sifters could hash out the request's merit. Of course, simply languishing within Downers Canyon indefinitely without resolution isn't really fair, so I think a time limit should be imposed, after which time Sifty sends all unresolved downvote requests to the "Downy DeadPool", where ambitious Sifters can earn power points for successfully taking up the argument for or against the request. Of course, only one Power Point awarded per day. We wouldn't want it to get ridiculous.

Performing on a stool, we've a sight to make you drool.
Seven virgins and a mule!

>> ^bamdrew:
I would have put something fun out there if I were them... like a stool with a big stuffed animal or something on it


As if you'd even see it from taht far out.

*actionpack!

And because that guy is such a dick, they didn't give him or his 2 audience members a stool to sit on.

>> ^thain:
@BicycleRpariman & MINK: While I agree that it's horrible journalism to participate in a cover-up, part of the reason "off-the-record" information is kept off the record is because these media outlets don't dare jeopardize their sources. If you're doing political reporting, the last thing you want is to be on the "stool pigeon" list when exclusive stories are breaking...you want your contacts to know that you are trustworthy.


Does this mean we'll see a new demographic (namely Fox journalists) sporting those foolish "Stop Snitchin'" tees?