Joshua Gruenspecht probably kisses himself in the mirror 48 times a day, and hired a guy to collect his daily stool in which to erect statues of the greek gods.

>> ^CelebrateApathy:
Personally, I keep a stool in each one of my bathrooms



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@RedSky, @00Scud00, you're both right. The appropriate way to poop is in a squatted posture, but I'm not going back to those days of squatting in the woods. Personally, I keep a stool in each one of my bathrooms to prop my feet up on. It make shitting much more enjoyable and quite a bit faster.

Two atoms walk out of a bar. One stops and says, "We have to go back, I left my electrons on the stool."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

He should find her a stool or a step.

>> ^Samaelsmith:
I know I'm not privileged but it seems to me that there's some eia potential here.


Yea... we fall into a 5" crack between the train and platform, after the train comes to a full stop, little signs pop out, and someone puts out a step stool. Myanmar jumps onto a moving train as a daily habit, with other passengers helping you on.

eia alright, WE are devolving.

stool, pool, rule, mule, tool, drool, cruel, ghoul, joule, spool, yule...>> ^blankfist:

There are other words that rhyme with cool other than fool and school.

Tricky, but I think I got them all.

1) Look at the left side of the screen for a white car. If you look really closely, you see a man with his pants pulled down, humping the car. I think that man is Agee.

2) Keep your eyes on the right side of the screen, where you'll notice a brick wall. Past the dumpster and support beams, look closely for a man, ass exposed, gyrating against the brick wall. This is definitely Agee.

3) Near the cash register, there is what looks like a male human (probably Agee) with pants pulled down as to reveal the buttocks region. He appears to be trying to impregnate the counter top.

4) The last one is really tough, but it seems like there is a man (Agee maybe?) on the middle of a stage, his pants lowered to display hind quarters. He seems to be writhing against a bar stool. It becomes more clear as the camera moves closer.

Did I get them all?

>> ^westy:

that's nothing god made the entire universe in 7 days.


I thought it was six days, and he put his feet up on the stool, laid back , got some women over and smoked some joints. But thats just what they taught me in grade school I think.

This video seems innocent enough, I had a laugh at the fact its a step stool for summer time.

Two atoms walk out of a bar. One turns to other and says, "Wait, we have to go back. I left one of my electrons on the stool." The other says, "Are you sure?" He says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

It so saddens me that so many sites posted this as genuine... I mean really... GAH! Critical thinking has died on the internet, it's a sad, sad world.

This is quite funny, that people would ever believe it was real isn't.

(Really, how many tip offs do people need in order to work it out? The lack of any synchronisation between the kids and the on screen things, the lack of any actual appreciable gameplay that kids would want to partake in, the cover that slips over the whole wiimote that stops you actually being able to use the buttons, the mentioning of expansion packs before it's even out (they always wait a while for that), the ridiculous stool add ons that work as something funny, but would never be sold as an accessory... and... well, the 'prayer works interactive'... they don't have a website, they would have if this were real).

*sigh*

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I had never heard of the jack-box food-warehouse before, so to me this screamed of satire:

"
Look at me buying far more consumable products than I will ever need!
Meat-like "food" that never spoils!
Look at this terrible-for-you food!
Now look at this overweight black lady who probably eats it!
Stool trouble? Toilet paper!
"

Two things:

1) She only poured half a beer.
2) When the stool was flipped, I thought it was going to be a different type of trick.