I wonder how strong the stool is. Isn't pewter a relatively soft metal? Regardless, this guy is brilliant.

Bet that stool breaks if anything more than 30 pounds is put on it.

>> ^Sagemind:

Psst.., That's called graphite, not lead (in pencils)


hah, you know your right. infact our pencils never used lead.. it was implied in TV shows and movies at the time for comedic value but yea, its always been graphite huh. Where was the history channel when I was 10.

Psst.., That's called graphite, not lead (in pencils)

>> ^jmd:

Frax, youmusta been a peach at school. "ZOMG! YOUR ALL USING STICKS OF DEATH!" "No of course I didn't do my homework... does it look like I wan't lead poisoning?" "Test that require number 2 pencils is the gov trying to kill off the 99%!!"

>> ^jmd:

Frax, youmusta been a peach at school. "ZOMG! YOUR ALL USING STICKS OF DEATH!" "No of course I didn't do my homework... does it look like I wan't lead poisoning?" "Test that require number 2 pencils is the gov trying to kill off the 99%!!"


Please tell me this is a bad attempt at a troll...

re: Frax's comment, oh come off it, the amount of leaching would be minimal, and then people (or animals) would need to ingest a large volume of the sand to get the lead in to them. You'd get more direct exposure handling lead sinkers for fishing lines.

I made a different kind of stool on a beach once when I was younger and a bit drunk.

>> ^smooman:

alright, i'll ask it: what the hell is a hexagonal pewter stool?
edit oh, it's a stool in the shape of a hexagon, made from molten pewter.....patience fail.
thought hexagonal pewter stool was some crazy science instrument....used to measure....i dunno, i failed science class ok! >=(


Hexagonal Pewter Stool would make a good name for a band

>> ^Trancecoach:

so because of the low melting point, the pewter liquifies when placed in the sand under plywood on the beach?


Looks like he has a little propane camping stove, you can see it very briefly at around 8 seconds.

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alright, i'll ask it: what the hell is a hexagonal pewter stool?

*edit* oh, it's a stool in the shape of a hexagon, made from molten pewter.....patience fail.

thought hexagonal pewter stool was some crazy science instrument....used to measure....i dunno, i failed science class ok! >=(

I love someone throwing a little stool at the car around 2:45.

Everything about that was surreal...

First, before I got the actual video I was "treated" to an ad for stool softener, which came quite close to making me give up before the actual video started.

Then I tried to figure out if Stephanopoulos was actually as naive as he appeared in trying and struggling to give a "real" interview to a satirical "potential candidate", or if he was in on the satire and just good enough at acting to give even Colbert a run for his money. I'm not sure I could have a confident answer to that question even if I watched it a few more times...

hmm, Stingray may be onto something w/ the Bristol Stool SMELL Scale... how about:

1 • The ninja (no smell at all)
2 • Eau du doo (a faint, heady aroma)
3 • Fried chicken (what's cookin'?)
4 • The rotten egg (somebody light a match)
5 • The drag strip (burnt rubber / asphalt)
6 • Mustard gas (noxious, eye-watering)
7 • Hiroshima (don't even think about lighting a match)

Individual results may vary.

stool penetrometer: the new euphemism for rear-roaming dicks.

Yay, let's make a *poop *stool channel!

Btw, I find the narrator's deadpan *comedy voice rather amusing.