I'm not attacking you. It's true that you paid the theater to show your film. It's true that no one came out to see it. It's true that your film is (while not terrible) certainly not a professional grade film. And it's true that it was projected off a laptop. Which one of these facts do you dispute?

I generously offered to score your flick pro bono not because I wanted to get in on the ground floor of the blankfist rocket to super stardom, but rather because you were a friend. There would have been nothing for me to gain by spending dozens of hours working for free on a film that no one would see other than the fun of working with a friend. And, you already had someone else lined up when I made my offer, so no need to lie in order to save face.

You have a real double standard when it comes to 'being a prick'. You dish out a steady stream of insults, abuse and cruelty on a daily basis, but when someone calls you on it or stands up to you, all of a sudden you are this innocent victim. You don't seem capable of understanding when you hurt others, but if there is even a whiff of criticism directed back towards you, you go into a rage.

india... Where middle-age, fat, moustached, men can dance their way to action movie stardom

The guy to the far left at :10 was my best friend's boyfriend. Weird to see him go on to have a movie career. His best friend went on to have a bigger career -- character actor in all the Star Trek series plus he is something of an HP Lovecraft icon -- he was the lead in the original Reanimator movies.

My brush with fame.... kids from my clique in high school going on to Porky's Stardom and Trek geekdom.

Maru is letting stardom get to him... he's looking a little pudgy.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

This. http://videosift.com/video/Porn-stardom-do-s-don-t-s-very-explicit-and-hilarious?loadcomm=1#comment-1125831

>> ^KnivesOut:
Without it, Videosift would just turn into Porn-Bumper, there would be non-stop porn getting sifted.


If the sift were like pornbumper no one would have posted a video in six months (wtf guys?)

I thought the no porn rule was more about appeasing the advertisers, in which case any redeeming features may not signify.

> ^gwiz665:

@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/spoco2" title="member since August 21st, 2006" class="profilelink">spoco2 Stop in the name of american squeamishness. This skates the edges, certainly, I expected that the explicit blowjob part would be its doom, but I think this is siftable. If there wasn't an executive order not to sift porn and if people weren't so overly diligent in interpreting that, it would have sifted fine too.


Don't even try to make this be about people being 'prudes'. There are places for that sort of thing, and the sift is NOT one of them, it's not us being prudish about the content, it's about us not wanting it on THIS SITE. One of the things about this place is that it's pretty much work safe, even the NSFW stuff is fine for most workplaces. THAT was nowhere NEAR being safe for any work place, and it is, whether you like it or not, hard core porn. As soon as there is a dick in a mouth or other orifice it is porn.

We all know you like your porn gwiz, and that's fine, hell, I have no issue with it myself, but get your porn fix elsewhere and keep it away from here. Why must you keep trying to bring it here? *sigh* Are you on some crusade to make the sift a pornocopia? Just leave it be.

Disagree. That clip is not nearly as graphic and has 10x the production value. There is no "pussy in mouth" because you don't see any of the bits. There aren't even nipples (to my disappointment.)

So would a snuff film be allowable if it had a happy ending? Or if there was some comedy in the process of murdering the hobo? No, it's disqualified by the presence of this objectionable content, not qualified by the presence of something redeeming.
>> ^gwiz665:

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Does that belong? Pussy in mouth isn't much "better".

>> ^Hybrid:

If I put forward gwiz to be banned do I get me a ban badge???


why ban gwiz, just send him to Sweden

>> ^Hybrid:

If I put forward gwiz to be banned do I get me a ban badge???


That will take you straight to a level 3 Ban Police badge.

Not sure, I just thought it was funny.
>> ^Stingray:

Funny video, but is it going to pass the dag wood test?

Obligatory translation:

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail and moved into rehab.

Lindsay Lohan was once a prominent Hollywood star. However, due to repeated DUIs and drug-related charges, lawsuits began piling up, ending her stardom.

Because she was not eligible for lighter sentencing, the judge sentenced her to 90 days in jail. Her father immediately contacted other celebrities who have spent time in jail to receive more information. However, this isn't Lohan's first time in jail. The last time she was incarcerated, she only stayed for 84 minutes.

Reports claim Lohan spent her time in jail crying. Perhaps she found life in jail too frightening. Everyone speculated on how Lohan got along with her 2200 jail mates. Lohan's father wanted to sing to cheer her daughter up, but the reality is her father is having difficulties fending for himself as he was being sued by his ex-wife for assault.

Fortunately, Lohan only spent 13 days in jail before she was released. She will be spending the remainder of her sentence in a rehabilitation center.

Whoa.
>> ^Throbbin:

Keanu Reeves is like 1/4 Native. Good enough.>> ^Aniatario:
Don't get me wrong there's alot of great native talent out there. Lorne Cardinal, The Podemski sisters, Graham Greene, August Shellenberg, etc.. But as far as celebrity stardom goes, nobody, not even Adam Beach is all that big.

Keanu Reeves is like 1/4 Native. Good enough.>> ^Aniatario:

Don't get me wrong there's alot of great native talent out there. Lorne Cardinal, The Podemski sisters, Graham Greene, August Shellenberg, etc.. But as far as celebrity stardom goes, nobody, not even Adam Beach is all that big.

Don't get me wrong there's alot of great native talent out there. Lorne Cardinal, The Podemski sisters, Graham Greene, August Shellenberg, etc.. But as far as celebrity stardom goes, nobody, not even Adam Beach is all that big.