Looks like a closeup of a sneeze....

hmm.. Did I just figure it all out?

Proof you need to cover your nose when you sneeze. You'll blow away your pussy.

Right to Work Laws are a fucking joke. They should be called Anything but Right to Work, in Texas we are Right to Work and that basically means my employers can do whatever the hell they like to their employees they can cut your benefits at anytime without notice, they can cut your hours, your vacation, your sick time, and they can fire you for ANY reason whatsoever if you sneeze wrong in your bosses direction he can fire you, he can fire you if he doesn't like your haircut or the clothes you wear. I've was fired because I got hit by a frickin car and shattered my ankle and had to miss work until I was recovered didn't matter that it wasn't my fault or that it was well documented and I had doctors excuses I didn't show up for work so they fired me end of story. Fuck Right to Work Laws! Unions were the best thing that ever happened for employee's rights and now they are taking them away so they can make the U.S into a machine state like China. They better start building nets around all the buildings like they do at Foxconn because it's gonna be raining employees pretty soon.

>> ^DuoJet:

>> ^critical_d:
Interesting....pulling this at my high school would have resulted in a cracked skull.

Unless you're careful to pull this prank only on girls and kids that are considerably smaller than you.


I tried pulling this prank on girls but I got arrested. Wait let me add context that doesn't make any sense. I used my penis instead of my nose.

That last kid looked like he was seriously thinking about knocking him out.
>> ^DuoJet:

>> ^critical_d:
Interesting....pulling this at my high school would have resulted in a cracked skull.

Unless you're careful to pull this prank only on girls and kids that are considerably smaller than you.

>> ^critical_d:

Interesting....pulling this at my high school would have resulted in a cracked skull.


Unless you're careful to pull this prank only on girls and kids that are considerably smaller than you.

Can you imagine hitting your head hard enough to cause you to sneeze thirteen times in a row? Picture that for a minute.

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>> ^non_sequitur_per_se:

Saying you can't sneeze with your eyes open is like saying you can't like your own elbow. They're both BS...


I don't just like my elbow, I LOVE my elbow!

Take that naysayers!

Saying you can't sneeze with your eyes open is like saying you can't like your own elbow. They're both BS...

almost "every other" windows release is always a flop

windows 3.11 stable as a rock
windows 95 new ui but crashed on a sneeze
windows 98 stable as a rock (SE2 release of course)
windows ME omg crashed if you breathed or looked at it wrong
windows xp sp2,sp3 stable as a rock
windows vista omg it's an updated UI repackage of ME
windows 7 stable as a rock
windows 8 here comes the ME experience again...

so wait on windows 9 for the "stable as a rock" version


and of course stable as a rock should come with quotes as none are perfect and I ignored the server releases but seriously as far as reputation that's pretty much how it went.

course I have more than 1 pc, and I'm still using windows xp on my gaming pc, debian linux on my main pc and laptop has windows 7

I think he's about to sneeze.