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Mordhaus
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siftbotYour video, Cat gets scared by sneeze, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
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bjornenlinda
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Colbert To Trump: 'Doing Nothing Is Cowardice'
newtboy20+ more at home, thousands of rounds and explosives in his car, so he didn't bring everything.
360rpm is nothing to sneeze at. I think he got better than that though.
Just Google rapid fire trigger.
Edit: most minor felonies can be expunged, and they come in classes, a, b, and c.
Only what they mentioned in the news.
20 ish guns.
2 ar15s, 1 with a bump stock.
1 ak pattern rifle (47 claimed, but the news is clueless. Could be a 74, could be an odd variant), possibly with a bump stock.
Then a bunch of other guns, not described.
Yes, full auto varies. I erred on the higher rate side.
A more realistic rate would be 12hz auto, 6hz bump, and 3hz semi.
Mil spec m4 family rifles are 10 to 15hz ish IIRC.
Pistol caliber and 22lr versions can be made stupid fast, as they have a short stroke.
Bump takes practice to make fast and consistent, and most I've seen used are barely faster than a good semi.
6hz semi is a pro competitive pace. Half that for a pleb.
Only other non-NFA non-bump rapid fire mechanism that I know of is a binary trigger (fires on pull, and on release). Effectively doubles your semi fire rate.
In any case, he only needed 1 gun and spare magazines.
I assume he brought everything not because it was necessary, but because he was planning to die and he had the stuff, so why not use it one last time.
To be fair, so far, mass shooters have stuck around for the long haul. Escape hasn't been an issue. But sure, in the future it could be.
-scheherazade
Velcro, don't use our name
SagemindWhile eating Jello, I sneezed into my Kleenex, causing a headache, so I took some aspirin.
Here are some more...
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The Magnetic Fields - '92 Weird Diseases
lurgeeWhen I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases
So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy
Weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases
Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases
Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis, what's that from?
It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases
Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
SUPER HAWT - Time only moves when you do
00Scud00 says...Goddammit! I was looking at spending eternity in mid orgasm you sneezing fuck!
If you sneeze, this cute Corgi will fetch a tissue
articianThat's cool, but I don't know that I would have enough time or forethought to say "left spin!", followed by "right spin!", prior to each and every sneeze.
one of the many faces of racism in america
newtboyPlaying devil's advocate...
Even where it's legal, it's usually not legal to smoke in public. It's certainly not responsible to smoke in public where kids are nearby...or others that might be drug tested. You could be doing them great harm. (As a legal smoker, I think about these things). Also, if you're caught and go to jail, you won't be at work, that is direct harm to the company and why most have clauses in the employment contract that criminal activity at any time is grounds for termination.
Sleeping with a 'lady of the evening' is incredibly risky behavior...and illegal. Many people are harmed by STDs, not just the one that contracts them first. Many are easily spread by normal social behaviors, so having someone in the office with, say, a massive herpes outbreak who wipes their face then shakes hands/shares drinks/sneezes/etc is a real safety/health issue. Also, your company is harmed if you're caught and go to jail because you won't be at work.
To the religion example, there's little to be done if people lie and cheat to get around the agreed on rules....but I'll go out on a limb and say that it's wrong, and they'll all burn in hell forever for bearing false witness. ;-)
@VoodooV has a video of your family member smoking weed...in a park.
@VoodooV has a video of your family member meeting with a lady of the evening.
would you like me to continue?
because in every one of these scenarios NOBODY was harmed,yet each one of those activities could bring great harm to your family member.
smoking weed harms no one,but it is illegal still in many states and many companies have a strict "drug-free' policy.(which i think is retarded)
or how about prostitution?
nobody was harmed.
sex between consensual adults for the exchange of currency.
but..its illegal...so bye bye to job.
Rawhead (Member Profile)
PlayhousePalsForty is nothing to sneeze at [even though it IS the start of flu season]. Congratulations on your achievement ... have a delightful Birthday Keith
Please Come With Me
lucky760It's no wonder the trucker didn't stop. That puny horn wouldn't stop a sneeze from breaking through a tissue.
have you found yourself longing for the apocalypse?
shagen454Needs more warnings at the end - May cause poisonous burns, itching, rashes, scars, insects / bites, decapitation, potent hallucinogenic plant experience ego death (this is a good thing), wild fire, sneezing, rashes, pulled muscles, sweating, potential flash flood, tornado, blunt force death (hail storm), suffocation (ie quicksand), dehydration, drowning (helicopter drops retardant on you or otherwise), hypothermia, freezing, lethal stings, booby traps, rednecks, cannibals, serial killers, getting lost and starving...
Ultimate Pomeranian Sneeze
siftbotTags for this video have been changed from 'puppy, pooch, dog, sneeze, sniffle' to 'puppy, pooch, dog, sneeze, sniffle, motorboat' - edited by calvados
nock
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