If they replace SIZZLER with CANDIDATE, this would be the perfect political ad of all time.

(I was really hoping to see the crazed murderer from Too Many Cooks pop up any second there)

Your video, Sizzler Commercial Circa 1991, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Aw shucks, I guess I'm the only Sifter to not hate Sizzler and America. And, I just ate at Sizzler's last week. Steak and all you can eat shrimp. At the very least, don't hate on the cheesy bread!!!!!

Do I get an America badge or a Sizzler badge or both? Because I deserve it.

If it wasn't for old people and meth addicts, I would not have had the pleasure of visiting this dying breed of restaurant. (At least it's dying over in socal.) And, yes, I am the reigning Duke of Sizzler on Yelp. 5 stars.

Also, I'm pretty sure every company in America had a video like this.

(Whispers: Sizzler)

THANK YOU SIZZLER MY SIZZLER
I have received your message and will
faithfully carry out your instructions at the
appointed time
YOURS IN SIZZLER

OMG... I watched this 10 minutes ago and now all I can hear is "sizzler ... is the choice.... of UHMURRRIKA"

the horrror... the unrelenting horror

Damn you @MrFisk.... dammmmnnn yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

"Sizzler, where we ejaculate freedom on your food."

We've been on a bunch of dates
I weigh debates that this creates
And hate that state of forced introspection
We traded wit, we swapped some spit,
You fingered me a little bit
But we never really had a connection

You did nothing wrong, I have no excuse
Just my intuition telling me we shouldn't reproduce

I know I have to end it
But pretend to just suspend it
By contending that I'm busy all week
I let the foregone linger on
Text back with an emoticon
Withdraw from you by being oblique

Inside I know my tactics just delay it
But I'd do anything so I don't have to say it

I'll draw this out forever like it's Vietnam
Then one day I'll be gone like Bambi's mom Awww

Cause there's the right thing to do
Then there's what I'm gonna do
There's so much I should say
But instead... I do the fade away

Now I'm fading like chalk on a sidewalk
Or the polio virus after Jonas Salk
Like a Jewish guy at Sizzler on Yom Kippur
The Whig party post Millard Fillmore

The erection of a man on antidepressants
The cast of Diff'rent Strokes after adolescence
Reproductive rights below the Mason Dixon
Native Americans after the barter systems
Your thyroid gland after Hashimoto
The family in the Back to the Future photo
Yeah I fade away

We say that men are asshole who don't communicate
We revel in our victimhood and amplify our hate
We find ways to be indignant like it's a sport
Then dissect their malignance with the views we distort

The way men break up may be sloppy and terse
What they do is bad, but what we do is worse

We pretend to ourselves it's the nice thing to do
To let you down gently by just not ever telling you
And deep down we know it's the worst way to play it
But we are what we have... huge pussies

And women are hypocrites
Especially ones in comedy bands
We see your faults but not our own
Then we wonder why we're all alone

We fill you up with maybe's, excuses and stalls
But like a baby in China... it's better to have balls

Not the Good Wife type like Christine Baranski
So I'll pull out and leave like I'm Roman Polanski

Cause there's the right thing to do
Then there's what I'm gonna do
There's so much I should say
But instead... I do the fade away

Like Verbal Kint fading into Kaiser Soze
The rights in Arizona for a guy named Jose
Opportunities for a college grad
The love between your mom and dad
Gonna Peter out like a gay Cetera
Iranian relations since the Regan era
Black Nike sales after Heaven's Gate
Summer Camp attendance at Penn State
The name Adolph after World War Two
Like Debbie Gibson's pop career, Out of the Blue
Yeah I fade away

Cause I don't wanna get to know you
I just want to blow you... off

>> ^kymbos:

Sizzler hasn't gone out of business in Oz. There's one left in Toowong, Brisbane, and possibly one left in Belconnen, Canberra. They're like throwbacks to another era.
>> ^acidSpine:
Sizzler still exists in America? Went out of business in Australia ages ago but then again, so did Dr Pepper those bastards.



there are 2 I know of in NSW as well..

Sizzler hasn't gone out of business in Oz. There's one left in Toowong, Brisbane, and possibly one left in Belconnen, Canberra. They're like throwbacks to another era.

>> ^acidSpine:

Sizzler still exists in America? Went out of business in Australia ages ago but then again, so did Dr Pepper those bastards.

Sizzler still exists in America? Went out of business in Australia ages ago but then again, so did Dr Pepper those bastards.

Will needs to do some homework. Theres not even a Sizzler in Texas. tsk tsk Mr. Ferrell if your gonna do things you might as well do them right. He could of used CiCis Pizza or Panchos both buffet restaurants located in the area.

i know because i live close... there is NO sizzler in Plano, Tx. i call fake.

Rollins was cool when he was in Black Flag, now he's sort of like a rebelling neo-facist adult. I mean why can't he be like all the other adults and get a real job, a family, go to church, be humble, shut his loud mouth and just be fat and jolly like all the other old men at The Sizzler?

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I want to take her to Sizzler.


With the amount of Ganja she seems to have vacuumed up, she'd probably accept.

I want to take her to Sizzler.