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Angry Man in Burger King Receives Instant Karma

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Commercial that got Farrah Fawcett Famous!

Commercial that got Farrah Fawcett Famous!

Commercial that got Farrah Fawcett Famous!

nomino (Member Profile)

legacy0100 says...

Now I'm curious as to what your original picture looked like!

I once had a picture of myself fresh out of shower, my body wrapped around in towel like that of a women's leg shaving cream commercial. I stroke a pose that somehow stroke a very feminine curve... (nice chest and hips )

My brother, whom I first revealed this masterpiece to, just shook his head in disgust. Few weeks later after I updated my web profiles, several of my friends pummeled me me with unreserved hatred through my facebook page that I had to delete it... FOREVER

That was 2 years ago. I wonder how my body has developed photogenically since

In reply to this comment by nomino:
A females. I just like good looking women, but not in the way you think. My original avatar was of me, but I was politely asked to change it, something to do about kids on the sift. pfff.

Ron Paul and Dr. Armentano discuss Anti-Trust and Monopolies

The dystopian future looks bright because DFT went diamond! (Dark Talk Post)

John McCain's answer to "Yes we can"

dystopianfuturetoday says...

Yeah, go ahead and laugh it up McCain haters. You all just don't understand a true maverick when you see one (hint: it has nothing to do with Top Gun).

John McCain doesn't play by your rules, because he thinks out of the box, lives off the grid, calls 'em like he sees 'em dreams impossible dreams and lives in the moment.

-John McCain uses a hammer to eat his breakfast cereal and a spoon to hammer his nails.

-When going to the movies, John McCain buys 3 tickets and then just sits in the aisle for the duration of the film, growling at anyone who passes by.

-I once saw John McCain destroy a parking meter with his bare hands. He took all the dimes and nickels, but left the quarters.

-John McCain brushes his teeth with shaving cream; shaves his face with shampoo; washes his hair with with whipped butter and takes his bagels with a thin coating of his own semen.

-John McCain is a rebel, and a living tribute to American individuality; if Ayn Rand were still alive, she would try to stuff John McCain into her vagina in a vain attempt to assimilate his many powers.

You go ahead and spout your fancy words, trying to understand the enigma we've named John McCain, but John McCain has no use for fancy words or names, because words and names are merely labels, and mavericks have no use for labels.

Henceforth we shall call him Mhlellgbnhwyllxinoufrn, the messianic man-servant of creeping infinities.

How to make an Angry American

bluecliff says...

revolution....
and the internet is an angrier beast, TV can't make you think you'r doing something... useful

I mean, are we ready to tear down the whole thing?
(shaving cream and deodorant are the first things that'll go...)



Criss Angel Makes Hot Girl Appear

deathcow says...

The girl on the window looks like a projection from behind the glass. I almost think I can detect the faint illumination on Garth's face right before he gives her the shaving cream rub down.



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