282 hilarious reviews of the Abortionplex on Yelp, e.g.:

5 Stars---The buffet on the mezzanine level is great (avoid the seafood though- they don't replace it often enough) and the gift shop downstairs has cool tchotchkes and stuff (I got a coat hanger license plate frame). And I really like the combo deals- bring a friend and get 1/2 off the 2nd abortion, every third abortion get a free trip to the buffet, etc.

But the Abortionplex Funzone is the best part. Classic 80s arcade games like Joust, Rampage and Tron, all set to play for nickels, plus a row of top-notch skeeball machines. Most places that have skeeball feature machines that are broken or run down, but these are all brand new, and the prizes you can win with game tickets are much better than the plastic junk you usually get at Chucky Cheeze and Peter Pipers. I am definitely having my next birthday party at the Abortionplex! I hope my wife is pregnant again by then.

The only mention that can be construed as Jesus speaking against gays is Mathew 19:4-6:

“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’[a] and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’[b]? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

However, if you read the "context" (since you dummies love to pull the context card out), the question he is answering is:

Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?”

So pretty much the ONLY mention of a man and a woman is an exclusive mention of not getting a divorce

All of this is for naught, however, since the first amendment to the constitution, states:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Pretty amazing, huh? How not only does the constitution (apparently written and signed by "Christians") doesn't mention any "god" whatsoever, but they make sure in an amendment, that the government does not support any single religion. This means that, sin or not, the government has no business enforcing any law on the basis of religion.

game. set. match.
>> ^shinyblurry:

Because Christians do not follow jewish civil or cermonial law.
>> ^hpqp:
Orly? How come I never see your righteous rants under videos about eating seafood? (Lev. 11:10-12) >> ^shinyblurry:
We're commanded by God to speak out against sin and we aren't going to stop obeying God to listen to the politically correct establishment.

>> ^shinyblurry:

Because Christians do not follow jewish civil or cermonial law.
>> ^hpqp:
Orly? How come I never see your righteous rants under videos about eating seafood? (Lev. 11:10-12) >> ^shinyblurry:
We're commanded by God to speak out against sin and we aren't going to stop obeying God to listen to the politically correct establishment.



So where do you get that homosexuality is a sin? St Paul? The guy who thinks guys should not have long hair, and women should shut up and learn from their husbands at home?

Because Christians do not follow jewish civil or cermonial law.

>> ^hpqp:
Orly? How come I never see your righteous rants under videos about eating seafood? (Lev. 11:10-12) >> ^shinyblurry:
We're commanded by God to speak out against sin and we aren't going to stop obeying God to listen to the politically correct establishment.

Orly? How come I never see your righteous rants under videos about eating seafood? (Lev. 11:10-12) >> ^shinyblurry:

We're commanded by God to speak out against sin and we aren't going to stop obeying God to listen to the politically correct establishment.

The invisible hand strikes again. I prefer my seafood with a side of regulation.

nope not joking

Researchers at the University of Texas showed that the closer a family lives to a power plant or industrial facility, the higher the risk of autism. Autism rates decreased by 1 to 2 percent for every 10 miles that a child lives away from such mercury sources. They also found that for every 1000 pounds of mercury released by such facilities, autism rates in the surrounding area increased by 2.6 to 3.7 percent.

Dec. 11, 2003 -- To protect developing babies from high levels of potentially brain-damaging mercury, the government plans to warn women who are pregnant, nursing, or even considering having children to eat no more than two to three servings of fish each week. And for the first time, federal officials are making specific recommendations concerning tuna -- second only to shrimp as the most consumed seafood in the U.S.

>> ^lucky760:

@direpickle: I think the majority of users use the "hotness" setting, not only because it's the default, but because they, like me, prefer it. I'm curious about it now, so I'll start a poll after this one ends.


You should try newness then, because some of the hotness code seems to have been mixed in there .

I'm purely on newness and on page 3 and up I frequently get really odd "newnessessess" (how do you stop spelling this?) displayed. From page 3 for me right now, the videos displayed to me, by order on the page and truncated to most significant time increment are: 17 hours, 1 day, 3 weeks, 1 day, 1 week, 1 day, 20 hours, 1 month, 1 day, 1 day, 3 months, 1 day, 2 days, 2 days.

If new comments are made to the videos or they got recently promoted, I can see that, but that doesn't have to be the case. I've had 4+ year old videos pop up randomly in the front pages when ordered by newness with no significant activity documented for 2 years. I really hope Sifty doesn't start selling fresh seafood

A bit more on topic: The front page per se is fine for me, the top 15 could be cycled a bit more often. 48 hours in the top 15 is plenty.

I don't think the Rocky Mountains are in Rocky Mountain oysters either

>> ^Sagemind:

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,
There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,

There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

It's simple. There isn't going to be any sin in Heaven. Therefore, if you don't turn from your sin you are unfit. You're going to live forever, the question is where. Everyone has a fair chance to choose it or reject it. Your mistake is you look at everyone else and say, what about this guy or that guy, thinking someone slipped through the cracks, not knowing the power of God. He knows all of His children, He hasn't forgotten about any of them. It's not Gods unwillingness to give someone eternal life, it's their unwillingness to change. You place limits on God because of your limited ability to comprehend Him. It's not about other people or what their opportunity is, it's about you. Like I said, sinners aren't going. It's up to you if you want to change that. The door is open and always has been.

I'm also done playing the bible gotchya game. If you want to have an actual debate on civilized terms, I'll engage you. I've already answered enough of this bullshit. God is sovereign and can adjudicate His creation as He pleases. He destroyed the entire world in a flood, and that's everyone on the planet except for 8 people or so, and I don't think He was wrong. I believe the verse that said:

6:5 Then the LORD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the land, and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
6:6 And the LORD was sorry that He had made man in the land, and He was grieved in His heart.
6:7 And the LORD said, "I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, from man to animals to creeping things and to birds of the sky; for I am sorry that I have made them."

I look at the world today and I don't find that hard to believe. Personally, if I was God I probably would have blown this fucking planet up a long time ago. I would have started over immediately after Adam and Eve messed up and made robots instead. But im just a flawed human being. God is perfect and will bring this to the best possible conclusion. He didn't have to continue on with humanity and its insanity, but He did because He loves us. You'd have to be a loving God to put up with this wicked, ignorant generation.




>> ^hpqp:
@<A rel="nofollow" class=profilelink title="member since January 21st, 2011" href="http://religion.videosift.com/member/shinyblurry">shinyblurry
So your answers to my questions are:
1) Unrepenting "sin" merits eternal torture, as does not wanting to spend eternity with God.
Not only is "sin" an arbitrary concept (I hope you don't eat seafood, or at least repent for it!), but your God sure sounds like a psychopathic husband: "love and worship me, do what I say, and we can live happy ever after! But dare consider me violent, capricious or simply immoral, just you dare leave me and I'll hunt you down and torture you! It'll be what you wanted, since you didn't want to be with me in our perfect love relationship!"
2) Craig choked on his foot trying to rationalize one of the Bible's atrocities, so I'm not touching that.
Fine, I didn't ask you to defend his argumentation, only to comment on it. Follow up question: how would you justify God's orders to kill every living thing (except the virgin girls, those are for sex slaves)?

@shinyblurry

So your answers to my questions are:

1) Unrepenting "sin" merits eternal torture, as does not wanting to spend eternity with God.

Not only is "sin" an arbitrary concept (I hope you don't eat seafood, or at least repent for it!), but your God sure sounds like a psychopathic husband: "love and worship me, do what I say, and we can live happy ever after! But dare consider me violent, capricious or simply immoral, just you dare leave me and I'll hunt you down and torture you! It'll be what you wanted, since you didn't want to be with me in our perfect love relationship!"


2) Craig choked on his foot trying to rationalize one of the Bible's atrocities, so I'm not touching that.

Fine, I didn't ask you to defend his argumentation, only to comment on it. Follow up question: how would you justify God's orders to kill every living thing (except the virgin girls, those are for sex slaves)?

>> ^solecist:

>> ^Porksandwich:
Just goes on to confirm that seemingly every chef on TV has some sort of anger management issue. It'd be different if the food was fresh out of the oven or just finished prepared, but 30 minutes sitting uncovered on a plate.....depends on what it is at that point.
Think it'd be a pretty good idea not to have your crew eating food that might have them shitting down their leg in the middle of shooting.
Even if it's fake......I don't much care for the attitude of a lot of the chefs on TV. Enough so that I don't watch the majority of those shows...it might make good television having high strung people on their shows but not my cup of tea.

if you're worried about getting poisoned from food that's been sitting out for 30 minutes you're probably too big of a wuss to be eating in the first place.


Food that we don't know what it is....if it's dairy based or seafood. You have an hour recommended by the FDA if it's a hot room (90F), considering they would presumably be using bright hot lights that food is half way to being bad at the admitted 30 minutes. Assuming the 30 minute estimation is even accurate. So if keeping my guts at peace makes me too big of a wuss to eat.....I can accept that. Reminds me of people who are on well water that smells like rotten eggs and they wonder why you won't drink it.

That's what you think!>> ^gwiz665:

Looks like your mom doesn't eat fish then, 'cause I feel great. ( . )( . )
>> ^Fusionaut:
Nothing wrong with breastfeeding though! Unless you eat a lot a seafood. Then your breastmilk is full of delicious, delicious mercury.

Looks like your mom doesn't eat fish then, 'cause I feel great. ( . )( . )
>> ^Fusionaut:

Nothing wrong with breastfeeding though! Unless you eat a lot a seafood. Then your breastmilk is full of delicious, delicious mercury.