The male peacock spider, attracts it's mate with scary clown mask and urgent, flailing gesture while the hypnotic burst of ultraviolet laser beam penetrate her with eight, SCARY FUCKING EYES ON HIS ABDOMEN....JEEEZUS!!

Make the scary clown go away!

We first heard this song at the Knott's Berry Farm Halloween Haunt scary clown maze. We would make fun of it every year, because it was such a dumb attempt to rip off the first Bungle album, but then one year they stopped using it and I actually missed having the opportunity to bag on it. So I googled it, ituned it and have been torturing Issy with it ever since.

This and other marginally interesting stories will be featured in my up coming book: Marginally Interesting Anecdotes With dft, available in book stores nowhere on the 12th of never. I won't be autographing it.

I couldn't stop putting my hand between the screen and my eyes just laughing and waiting for the guy to turn into this really scary clown!!! the ludicrous subtle suspense! agh!

AHHHH!!! Scary clown face!

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