Damn, someone hire this man.

I think I saw the old woman who stole my triangle near the beginning, anybody have Robert Smith's phone number? I need his help retrieving it.

Very nice. Robert Smith doesn't seem very inspired in this one, but the composition is rather good. Other versions I've seen are more intense and musically complicated, but this one's a solid 6 or 7.

>> ^MrMark4000:

that is some gay music


"Gay" is not a word often associated with Robert Smith.

During an interview with French TV, Robert Smith explained Cure's decision to wearing dresses. He said Indochine, a French new wave band, mimicked everything the Cure did, so they wanted to find out if Indochine would wear dresses too.

American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time!

"AMERICA—Many citizens in the U.S. are enjoying Yu Wan Mei fish by-products, which are respected throughout the land for their deliciousness and ease of eating, sources confirmed Monday.

"I love the new exciting taste of the Yu Wan Mei line of products," said typical American consumer Robert Smith. "Who knew the discarded parts of the fish were such an undiscovered treasure trove of taste sensation, waiting to be enjoyed by exuberant American consumers such as me?"

"The deliciousness cannot be contained," he added. "Fish Time is No. 1.""

Don't you just love the Onion?

wow, I wouldn't have recognized Robert Smith by looking at him. I guess if you crop out the hair and darken the eyes it's a bit closer.

Disintegration is the best album ever!!!! (as Robert Smith walks off into the distance)

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If Robert Smith can be happy, you can be happy.