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DVD Ripping Software (Geek Talk Post)

Goofball_Jones (Member Profile)

gorgonheap says...

Dr. Strangelove? Really? I thought you'd want a credible non fictitious character. Rather then a comment from a dark comedy.

In reply to this comment by Goofball_Jones:
General Jack D. Ripper: "Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."

God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids.

Sciendepence Day (Science Talk Post)

Doc_M says...

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
--Dr. Stranglove, mildly editted

my15minutes (Member Profile)

therealblankman says...

You're not going to believe this but check out the following link...

http://io9.com/350804/time-traveling-musical-about-hg-wells-and-jack-the-ripper-in-1979-san-francisco

They're making your favorite movie into a broadway play!

In reply to this comment by my15minutes:
favorite quote from the film:

"The first man to raise a fist, is the man who's run out of ideas."

i'll sift that too, as soon as i can find a clip. it's a great scene.

Malcolm MacDowall was flawless.
David Warner did what he does best. Evil.
and i'm still puppy-eyed for Mary Steenburgen.
rent or own it today.

eatbolt (Member Profile)

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Goofball_Jones says...

General Jack D. Ripper: "Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."

God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids.

Aussie Slang

persephone says...

We were down at the beach yesterday arvie, when a carload o' yobbos pulled up and yelled out, "Mate, do ya know where the barbie is? We got an esky fulla snags and they'll start to pong, if I don't cook em up quick".

Well, they looked like a real buncha gallahs, so we said, "Fair dinkum, what rock did you crawl out from under?", which got him a little bit shirty and the next thing ya know, they were all jumping outa the car sayin' "Come on, have a go, ya mug."

Some of them looked like real dodgy buggars, so we we said "Keep ya shirt on, we were just taking the piss. Here, come and have a few stubbies with us"

So they brought their esky over and yanked out a couple of VBs which went down nice and smooth-like.

Turned out they weren't such bad bastards after all and we sat around with em havin a great ol' chin-wag. Suddenly one of em yells out, "cripes, a maggie's gone and nicked our snags!"

Sure enough, some silly nong had left the lid of the esky open and a maggie had flown off with the lot. Bugger!

"Never mind", we said. "The RSL does ripper fish n chips, let's go get some tucker there."

So off we trundled, a bit wobbly from the last lot of VBs, coz they were warm-as, and staggered into the RSL for some tea.

When we got to the door, tho, they wouldn't let us in, coz we only had thongs on. "Wouldn't that rip the crotch outa ya undies?" I said.

"Too right", everyone agreed.

Doc_M (Member Profile)

qruel says...

oh, I've heard of that movie. I didn't realize that's what it's about. I should watch it sometime as it always seems to pop up on the top movie lists

thanks

In reply to this comment by Doc_M:
A bit from the film "Dr. Strangelove" General Jack. D. Ripper is concerned that water fluoridation is an age-old commie plot to sterilize Americans so they can't deliver their "essence" to women. lol. classic.
"General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? "


In reply to this comment by qruel:
sorry, i don't get the reference. what is this from ?

In reply to this comment by Doc_M:
Ripper: A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.
Mandrake: Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.
Ripper: Well, I ah, I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Fluoride will Fuck you up.

Doc_M says...

Ripper: A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.
Mandrake: Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.
Ripper: Well, I ah, I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

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